Still love the monkey...and feel all the dumber for it. Thanks(giving) monkey!

This year I am thankful for our new president-elect and for this monkey who loves turkey.

Shit man! Are you riffin' off the Get Fuzzy comic strip?

Let's be serious here. Let's kill us some Iraqi children for their own good.

Say "YES" to War on Iraq

"War may be bad for children and other living things, but there are times when peace is worse for children and other living things, and this is one of those times."

"In the meantime, invading and rebuilding Iraq will not only free the Iraqi people, it will also make the Saudis aware of the consequences they face if they continue to oppress their own people while exporting terrorism and terrorists. The War on Iraq will make it clear to our friends and enemies in the Middle East (and elsewhere) that we mean business: Free your people, reform your societies, liberalize, and democratize... or we're going to come over there, remove you from power, free your people, and reform your societies for ourselves."

Dan Savage October 2002

Let's be serious here. Let's kill us some Iraqi children for their own good.

Let's be serious here. Let's pretend we take you seriously.

If we throw a bucket of water on you, will you go away forever? Please?

"I love fucking turkey" would be better....

You and Constant say FUCK way too much.

Please go find a thesaurus and use it.

Stop smoking pot, Lindy!

I didn't say it! That fucking monkey did!

This turkey-loving monkey makes me so happy. Please repost every thanksgiving. I want this monkey to be part of my thanksgiving celebration every year, forever, just like Alice's Restaurant. I love it that much.