Wednesday, November 26, 2008
Life Re: Currently For Sale
Posted by Jonah Spangenthal-Lee on Wed, Nov 26, 2008 at 1:12 PM
What's better than a giant animatronic ape? A giant not-animatronic Hulk:
Marvel, please send one to Paul Constant immediately.
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Umm, no. A life-size action figure is still not as cool as a gorilla robot. Please consult your nerd manual if you have any questions.
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I think I understand now why Paul is constantly being mistaken for a queer: his haircut makes him look like a twelve-year-old lesbian.
Sorry, Paul. But I think it's time for a new 'do!
Sorry, Paul. But I think it's time for a new 'do!
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Kelly O and Ari Spool give giant animatronic ape can of Rize, giant animatronic ape drink Rize, freak out, giant-not-animatronic-Hulk out, GIANT ANIMATRONIC APE BECOME GIANT NOT-ANIMATRONIC HULK!
GIANT NOT-ANIMATRONIC HULK WILL CLIMB INTO GIANT BOX, AFFIX PROPER POSTAGE, SEND SELF IMMEDIATELY TO PAUL CONSTANT C/O THE STRANGER!!!
And no, I don't feel like letting it go.
GIANT NOT-ANIMATRONIC HULK WILL CLIMB INTO GIANT BOX, AFFIX PROPER POSTAGE, SEND SELF IMMEDIATELY TO PAUL CONSTANT C/O THE STRANGER!!!
And no, I don't feel like letting it go.
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