Dude, you should totally hold out for the Iron Man armor...

Where did you get that picture of Paul and I, Jonah?

I hate Jonah Spangenthal-Lee so fucking much it makes me want to punch a baby.

Umm, no. A life-size action figure is still not as cool as a gorilla robot. Please consult your nerd manual if you have any questions.

Hulk and Constant have the same haircut.

I think I understand now why Paul is constantly being mistaken for a queer: his haircut makes him look like a twelve-year-old lesbian.

Sorry, Paul. But I think it's time for a new 'do!

You guys are so mean.

Lookin' good, Paul!

(mmm, nerds)

If it makes you feel any better, Paul, I totally participated in very similar photos.

Is Constant trying to feel the Hulk up? :)

Kelly O and Ari Spool give giant animatronic ape can of Rize, giant animatronic ape drink Rize, freak out, giant-not-animatronic-Hulk out, GIANT ANIMATRONIC APE BECOME GIANT NOT-ANIMATRONIC HULK!

GIANT NOT-ANIMATRONIC HULK WILL CLIMB INTO GIANT BOX, AFFIX PROPER POSTAGE, SEND SELF IMMEDIATELY TO PAUL CONSTANT C/O THE STRANGER!!!

And no, I don't feel like letting it go.

Hulk is sort of hot. When are they going to make CGI porn?