Wednesday, November 26, 2008
??!! Knick Knack Patty Wack Give a Dog a Cell Phone
Posted by Charles Mudede on Wed, Nov 26, 2008 at 11:43 AM
TRENTON, N.J. — New Jersey corrections officials have a new way of detecting certain contraband in prisons: cell phone-sniffing dogs. The Corrections Department's Canine Unit has trained several dogs to detect cell phones, even when they are turned off.The dogs began sniffing for banned phones in mid-October, and have already made unannounced sweeps in all 14 New Jersey prisons. A demonstration of the canines' capabilities and those of their handlers was planned for next week.
Cultural notes:
1) The chisel in the cake trope is replaced by one that has a cell phone in a cake.
2) Where more at home can a cell phone be than in a cell?
Speaking of cakes:
It is in the human animal that cruelty finds its best expression.
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These cakes look gross, and rendered inedible by tastelessness.
Those fetus-shaped cookies, however, are still awesome.
Those fetus-shaped cookies, however, are still awesome.
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One bite of that babycake and you will turn into a pedophile cannibal.
But I'd still go for the fetus-shaped cookies. especially if anyone can tell me where to find a coathangar-shaped cookie-cutter to go along with it.
But I'd still go for the fetus-shaped cookies. especially if anyone can tell me where to find a coathangar-shaped cookie-cutter to go along with it.
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Damn, no credit given to Cake Wrecks blog? If you want more horrible cakes, go to http://www.cakewrecks.blogspot.com
P.S. - Do you think that the bottom cake is red velvet for that extra "lifelike" feel?
P.S. - Do you think that the bottom cake is red velvet for that extra "lifelike" feel?
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"It is in the human animal that cruelty finds its best expression". We turn everything into an art form.
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elenchos
that cake may not represent back labor.
After the baby's head emerges the baby rotates and the shoulders are delivered.
but I agree. Back labor is a pain.
that cake may not represent back labor.
After the baby's head emerges the baby rotates and the shoulders are delivered.
but I agree. Back labor is a pain.
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