Wednesday, November 26, 2008
Celeb It Couldn't Have Happened to a Nicer Person
Posted by Dominic Holden on Wed, Nov 26, 2008 at 1:21 PM
The New York Post's Page Six is reporting that career blowhard and right-wing attack dog Ann Coulter has broken her jaw. It's wired shut. Yes. Ann Coulter's jaw is wired shut. She can't say stuff like this...
... at least for a while. Blogs and such are buzzing—speculating on how she broke her jaw—but I derive the most schadenfreude at Right Pundits, which is lamenting the tragedy:
Coulter’s enemies think that’s hilarious. While I have been roaming around the internet trying to find out HOW she broke her jaw, I’ve been treated to a potpourri of snide and joyously clever comments about Ann Coulter’s jaw and how breaking her jaw is the only way to shut her up.We all know that Coulter jumps the shark occasionally, but that’s what she does.
Bwahahahahahahahahaha!
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I always assumed that her lower jaw could unhinge itself like that of a python or anaconda, to allow for the consumption of prey larger than her head. Guess I was wrong.
9
sounds like a brilliant strategy for promoting her shitty new book -- just shutting the fuck up. nobody cares what she has to say anymore. she is far more interesting when she has been rendered speechless.
10
I don't think there's anything short of a broken jaw that could shut that bitch up. This news pleases me. It pleases me very much.
13
Andy came from Miami, F-L-A
Hitchiked his way across the USA
Plucked his eyebrows on the way
Shaved his leg and then Andy was Ann Coulter
take a walk on the wild side.
Ferrealz, check out "Ann" Coulters big old Adam's Apple and tell me s/he is not an MTF.
Hitchiked his way across the USA
Plucked his eyebrows on the way
Shaved his leg and then Andy was Ann Coulter
take a walk on the wild side.
Ferrealz, check out "Ann" Coulters big old Adam's Apple and tell me s/he is not an MTF.
17
Dominic - what's even better is that she's publishing a new book. Hopefully her mouth won't be able to go on a Media tour
http://www.drudgereport.com/flashacg.htm
better not to give drudge traffic:
http://www.wowowow.com/post/ann-coulters…
http://www.drudgereport.com/flashacg.htm
better not to give drudge traffic:
http://www.wowowow.com/post/ann-coulters…
20
That's beautiful. In a makes-me-teary kind of way. Like a sunset. Like a baby laughing. Like karmic justice might be real.
22
It's rude to make fun of other people's misfortunes.
The poor dear, it must be quite painful. I hope she recovers quickly.
The poor dear, it must be quite painful. I hope she recovers quickly.
24
As Craig Ferguson (the best standup on broadcast TV) told his audience last night on "The Late Late Show," Coulter is still quite able to talk out of her ass.
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@14 -
Sorry for the duplicate joke. I shamelessly overlooked your post. Nonetheless, Craig Ferguson is still the best standup host on broadcast TV.
Sorry for the duplicate joke. I shamelessly overlooked your post. Nonetheless, Craig Ferguson is still the best standup host on broadcast TV.
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@23 Well we all know that her (spiritual) daddy was (and possibly still is) hooked to 'hillibilly heroin'.
Maybe she will follow in Rush's hoofprints.
Maybe she will follow in Rush's hoofprints.
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