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Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Media Today in Annoyingly Appropriated Catchphrases

Posted by David Schmader on Tue, Nov 25, 2008 at 12:22 PM

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I can't get that "Womanizer" out of my head.

Posted by Vince on November 25, 2008 at 12:28 PM

Like a Phoenix rising from the ashes!

Posted by Betsy Ross on November 25, 2008 at 12:35 PM

who is that on the cover?

Posted by bluh? on November 25, 2008 at 12:41 PM

Why is she even considered for the cover of Rolling Stone? I'm not exactly a rockist, but COME ON!

Posted by Matthew on November 25, 2008 at 12:43 PM

It doesn't get more boring then when the Stranger spends its time sniping other media outlets.

Posted by Big Sven on November 25, 2008 at 12:46 PM

I could give two-shits about what that shameless ho-bag is doing or how she's doing it. I have ABSOLUTELY NO RESPECT for her and I lack any sympathy for her being a "victim" of anything, other than her own selfish fucktardedness.

Posted by 2dog.girl on November 25, 2008 at 12:50 PM

At least she has a real bellybutton

Posted by Lark Hawk on November 25, 2008 at 12:51 PM

I want to know what Drew Barrymore's secret power is. But not enough to buy Rolling stone.

Posted by Banna on November 25, 2008 at 12:56 PM

I'm glad she's better, but do we always have to look at her stomach?

Posted by very bad homo on November 25, 2008 at 12:56 PM

The blurb at the bottom: "Green Sex Toys"

Posted by David Wright on November 25, 2008 at 1:05 PM

And with that, "Yes We Can" has officially jumped the shark.

Posted by I can't believe David Wright's above me on November 25, 2008 at 1:09 PM

Seriously. Isn't it annoying when presidential campaigns summarize themselves with phrasing stolen from Bob the Builder?

Posted by some other guy is above me on November 25, 2008 at 1:21 PM

I guess I haven't read RS in quite a while - when did it stop being a music industry mag, and turn into People-Lite?

Posted by COMTE on November 25, 2008 at 1:25 PM

Rolling Stone sucks...fallen from grace once was on the edge of sex, drugs and rock n' roll covered the civil rights movements. Now it's fluff corporate crap. It's part of the problem.
Fuck Rolling Stone.

Posted by Betty on November 25, 2008 at 1:39 PM

Crap, all crap!

Posted by -B- on November 25, 2008 at 2:00 PM

she PULLED UP her T to show you her stomach. yippee skippee, who gives a fuck about RS?

Posted by Max Solomon on November 25, 2008 at 2:01 PM

I'd like to ask the art director why they always choose such boring cover pics. It's like you're on the cover of RS, and you choose to wear jeans and a t shirt. Yay. Really worth my eyeball energy to look at you.

Posted by jon.e.rock on November 25, 2008 at 2:03 PM

The United Farm Workers called, they want their outrage back.

¡Si, Se Puede!

Posted by robotslave on November 25, 2008 at 2:27 PM

ohmygod 18 THANK YOU i thought i was the only one

Posted by Jo Spot on November 25, 2008 at 2:32 PM

Damnit. I'd still fuck that. I'm disgusted with myself.

Posted by MR. Language Person on November 25, 2008 at 2:32 PM

@12: Aw, SNAP.

Posted by I can't believe David Wright is above me on November 25, 2008 at 2:37 PM

Props to the airbrusher.

Posted by Isn't this at least her third appearance on RS? on November 25, 2008 at 2:46 PM

@ 12. I thought I knew that phrase from somewhere else! Little did Bob the Builder know how his song would soon have meaning and power that he never before dared dream.

Posted by is that her real hair? on November 25, 2008 at 3:00 PM

My girl is looking good, isn't she?

RS has ALWAYS been People Magazine.

Posted by Fnarf on November 25, 2008 at 4:44 PM

She's such an anonymous blonde. If you wrote a really, really, really realistic computer simulation of a human being, using 50th%ile values for all traits, you'd get something like Britney.

Now Sasha Grey, on the other hand...

Posted by Big Sven on November 25, 2008 at 5:33 PM

I wouldn't have called her a sexy vampire, but she is a mean girl.

Posted by Will in Seattle on November 25, 2008 at 8:33 PM

"green sex toys"

??

Posted by sepiolida on November 25, 2008 at 9:22 PM