The Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders stands as the definitive text on psychiatric disorders. Most of them are quite unfortunate. Published by the American Psychiatric Association—a seemingly stable gang—the fourth edition classifies and enumerates all of the different disorders currently known to humankind. For example, there's Bipolar I Disorder, Most Recent Episode Manic (#296.40), Schizophrenia, Paranoid Type (#295.30), and Obsessive-Compulsive Personality Disorder (#301.40).
But, according to this encyclopedia of instability, there's also another—far more common—disorder: Cannabis Intoxication (#292.89). Mind you, cannabis dependence and cannabis abuse are separate disorders. Just being high is its own mental disease. And here to discuss that excellent episode you enjoyed last weekend while eating an entire ham is Sandy, who looks sort of stoned and has great legs:
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