Monday, November 24, 2008
City On Broadway
Posted by David Schmader on Mon, Nov 24, 2008 at 10:01 AM
What's more distressing than human spam? Pornographic human spam.
From Hot Tipper Avi:
This Saturday, November 22, around 2pm, I was at the bus stop across the street from Broadway Market. I'm looking down Broadway to spot the bus and instead see an early 30-something woman with her hand in a late 30-something man's fly. He's in black shorts and has really tan legs and greasy hair. He might've been high. She has a big poufy winter coat and does not appear high in any way. She has a white plastic bag tied around that same wrist, resulting in the bag swinging like a pendulum while she gives him the most public handjob in the history of the world. They aren't kissing but their faces are very close together, meaning they are in their own world. Even if they were trying to be sneaky, which they weren't, the white bag swinging against the background of his black shorts gave them away. That and HER HAND IN HIS PANTS. Finally she removes her hand. He zips up then immediately puts one of her ears entirely in his mouth like he was eating her brains. I thought the only public handjobs on Broadway were supposed to be gay. The neighborhood sure is changing.
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anyone else offended by the presumption that Broadway is full of gays giving each other handjobs...
I thought the only public handjobs on Broadway were supposed to be gay.
anyone else offended by the presumption that Broadway is full of gays giving each other handjobs...
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@5
No. Some of us are tired of guys pacing after us just because we're walking through Cal Anderson at 2AM.
No. Some of us are tired of guys pacing after us just because we're walking through Cal Anderson at 2AM.
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no it was NOT aislin, you ninny. it sounds more like someone she used to date and his equally irritating girlfriend. square biz.
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#8
aislinn / wingman
bellevue ave / aislinn
bellevue ave / mikki
early 30-something woman / late 30-something man
that's six people getting it on. where are you?
aislinn / wingman
bellevue ave / aislinn
bellevue ave / mikki
early 30-something woman / late 30-something man
that's six people getting it on. where are you?
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@11, theres no need to point out how a government employee can't get any. Even if she claimed to be getting some i wouldn't be inclined to believe her, given he propensity to lie about things such trivial as accommodations at hotels given her government employment. although if shes turning tricks on the side for the triple bagger set, that might make sense.
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Oh goodness. Can't we leave me out of this?
For the record:
1) W7ngman and I are about to hit the eight- month mark. I am completely in love with him and this is not some fling.
2) I guarantee I'm not the only person around here with irresponsible stories. I just gave up being ashamed of them a long time ago. Failing on the name was much more embarrassing. The attempt at anonymity was for the benefit of w7ngman, who unsurprisingly doesn't like it when random people on the internet call me a slut.
3) I like Mikki, and BA, and don't want to be involved in that argument.
For the record:
1) W7ngman and I are about to hit the eight- month mark. I am completely in love with him and this is not some fling.
2) I guarantee I'm not the only person around here with irresponsible stories. I just gave up being ashamed of them a long time ago. Failing on the name was much more embarrassing. The attempt at anonymity was for the benefit of w7ngman, who unsurprisingly doesn't like it when random people on the internet call me a slut.
3) I like Mikki, and BA, and don't want to be involved in that argument.
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Aislinn, which argument? I still don't know what this is all about (with STM). All I know is that right after she had her little meltdown the other day, you texted me to tell me that it was all because of her anger with BA. I don't buy it. I don't care one way or another about the woman, or what she thinks of me as a person, but it would be nice to be able to attend a slog happy without having to deal with this crap and to know why I'm dealing with it in the first place.
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Um.
Where have you guys been.
I remember seeing stuff like this on the Hill and Downtown during the early 90s ...
Where have you guys been.
I remember seeing stuff like this on the Hill and Downtown during the early 90s ...
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
turkey of a post
give it a try, take pix, save them for the grand kids, they will never believe the story otherwise
has this poster never seen the straight humping in any park in the city in summer day?
yawn, just a hand job, not even pants down sucking
yawn
turkey of a post
give it a try, take pix, save them for the grand kids, they will never believe the story otherwise
has this poster never seen the straight humping in any park in the city in summer day?
yawn, just a hand job, not even pants down sucking
yawn
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@23: Nice try. If you're going to claim to be me, you'll have to be more careful about your punctuation. We won't get into cadence and tone until you've mastered the fundamentals.
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Did anyone notice the 5 late 20/early 30 year old guys that were totally blizted that night on Broadway?
Yeah... that was my husband and his friends.
I'm sorry if you encountered them.
Yeah... that was my husband and his friends.
I'm sorry if you encountered them.
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I'm not claiming to be you, I'm claiming to be a Greg that happens to post on Slog. Something that you have a hard time dealing with, considering you jump all over anyone named Greg that happens to post on Slog.
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What's so unique about Greg? If you want a truly unique ID, don't go with just your first name...lest people be confused about what some guys named Greg actually say.
Or be like any number of Slog posters that have a truly unique name. You've gotten of people that have "Greg F", "greg" etc, etc. You're either a narcissist or clueless about what unique means.
Or be like any number of Slog posters that have a truly unique name. You've gotten of people that have "Greg F", "greg" etc, etc. You're either a narcissist or clueless about what unique means.
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@21 - yeah, and I had meant to say something to you when you were doing that, but then, I figured you were just being a slut, Fnarf.
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Look, I'm not trying to be a dick about this; I just want to avoid potential confusion. When I started posting on Slog I picked the moniker 'Greg' because it was convenient and no one else was using it. (I looked, as a courtesy.) I wasn't trying to cock-block you from posting here in the future. Should I have picked a less common name to go by? Maybe; like I said, there weren't any other Gregs frequenting the Slog comments at that point, so I didn't think much of it.
As for technical uniqueness: perhaps what I should have said was, a unique ID is important for computers and an easily distinguishable unique ID is important for humans. 'Greg,' 'greg,' and 'Greg F' may all be unique (depending on whether the file system is case-sensitive or not), but they are not necessarily easily distinguishable.
In a perfect Slog we would have commenter registration and this conversation would be moot. I'd be registered as 'Greg,' my name would have a link to my Slog profile, and you'd be registered as something else, with a link to your Slog profile. That would be simple; each would be both unique and distinguishable. No innocent bystanders would confuse us one for the other. Unfortunately the Slog does not have commenter registration yet, so for now we just type in whatever name(s) we go by and try to iron out any problems as they come up.
Sock puppetry is one problem; fortunately, the tech lords of Slog are pretty good about deleting those posts. The other major issue is substantially-similar-yet-technically-distinct monikers, which is what we have here. Maybe it seems like I'm hypersensitive about it, but when all you have to go on for identifying who's writing what is the name box and comment content, two people using similar monikers gets a little annoying. I got all up in your grill because, Turing be damned, I want to maintain distinguishability between the two of us.
Did you originally post as 'greg,' then 'Greg F'? I have no idea. All I can go on is the name you're going by and the text of your comment, which tells me relatively little. I'm sorry if you got tired of being constantly called out for using a moniker very like mine - I had no way of knowing whether it was several different guys named Greg or one who didn't take the suggestion.
You and I are different people. It is to both of our benefit that the distinction is clear. Often enough it seems like we have similar opinions, which further complicates the problem of similar monikers. Plus, a fair number of Slog regulars know me on Facebook, where along with my address and picture it shows that I am also a Greg F who lives in Seattle. You see how this becomes thornier? It is far, far easier for you to pick something very dissimilar to go by rather than for us to reheat this disagreement every month or so.
Do you go to Slog Happy Hour at all? If you can make it to the next one, I would love to talk with you in person. Tell you what: I'll even buy you a beer and introduce you to anybody you haven't met yet.
Sincerely,
Greg
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As for technical uniqueness: perhaps what I should have said was, a unique ID is important for computers and an easily distinguishable unique ID is important for humans. 'Greg,' 'greg,' and 'Greg F' may all be unique (depending on whether the file system is case-sensitive or not), but they are not necessarily easily distinguishable.
In a perfect Slog we would have commenter registration and this conversation would be moot. I'd be registered as 'Greg,' my name would have a link to my Slog profile, and you'd be registered as something else, with a link to your Slog profile. That would be simple; each would be both unique and distinguishable. No innocent bystanders would confuse us one for the other. Unfortunately the Slog does not have commenter registration yet, so for now we just type in whatever name(s) we go by and try to iron out any problems as they come up.
Sock puppetry is one problem; fortunately, the tech lords of Slog are pretty good about deleting those posts. The other major issue is substantially-similar-yet-technically-distinct monikers, which is what we have here. Maybe it seems like I'm hypersensitive about it, but when all you have to go on for identifying who's writing what is the name box and comment content, two people using similar monikers gets a little annoying. I got all up in your grill because, Turing be damned, I want to maintain distinguishability between the two of us.
Did you originally post as 'greg,' then 'Greg F'? I have no idea. All I can go on is the name you're going by and the text of your comment, which tells me relatively little. I'm sorry if you got tired of being constantly called out for using a moniker very like mine - I had no way of knowing whether it was several different guys named Greg or one who didn't take the suggestion.
You and I are different people. It is to both of our benefit that the distinction is clear. Often enough it seems like we have similar opinions, which further complicates the problem of similar monikers. Plus, a fair number of Slog regulars know me on Facebook, where along with my address and picture it shows that I am also a Greg F who lives in Seattle. You see how this becomes thornier? It is far, far easier for you to pick something very dissimilar to go by rather than for us to reheat this disagreement every month or so.
Do you go to Slog Happy Hour at all? If you can make it to the next one, I would love to talk with you in person. Tell you what: I'll even buy you a beer and introduce you to anybody you haven't met yet.
Sincerely,
Greg
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