Friday, November 21, 2008
Religion The Mormon Agenda
Posted by Dan Savage on Fri, Nov 21, 2008 at 10:25 AM
They've successfully stripped same-sex couples of their right to wed. What's next for Magic Underpants, Inc.? Making stripping—or "pole dancing"—an Olympic sport.
Remember, kids: gay marriage? Sin. Humping a stripper-pole while wearing six inch heels? Sport.
Via Americablog.
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If the Mormons get pole dancing into the Olympics I vote us fags get cock sucking in.
I've trained for years. I liken it to rock climbing.
I've trained for years. I liken it to rock climbing.
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Ladies and germs, welcome to the Ad Hominem Resort, where we're always willing to stoop to your level.
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@6 That's what Dan does best.
One Mormon woman takes a pole dancing class? The Mormon church endorses stripping!
I know it's hard to believe, Dan, but all Mormons aren't evil. It's so easy to target entire social groups/religions/races.
One Mormon woman takes a pole dancing class? The Mormon church endorses stripping!
I know it's hard to believe, Dan, but all Mormons aren't evil. It's so easy to target entire social groups/religions/races.
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if it's a sport, then it's not a sin to go watch the strippers... er... "compete."
the Mormon church is all about whatever's good for the dudes in charge. gay marriage is bad because it both provides alternatives for all those men left in the cold when the fundamentalists hog all the women and it enables women to have entirely man-free marriages.
also i guess if LDS Mormons aren't allowed their alternative marriages, they don't want anyone else to be either.
the Mormon church is all about whatever's good for the dudes in charge. gay marriage is bad because it both provides alternatives for all those men left in the cold when the fundamentalists hog all the women and it enables women to have entirely man-free marriages.
also i guess if LDS Mormons aren't allowed their alternative marriages, they don't want anyone else to be either.
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I like how she slipped up and called the world the "ward" which is what the LDS refers to a congregation as.
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the final nail in the coffin of olympic legitimacy. please let this happen, and please let each nation have a different pole-dancing uniform that all require stockings, garter belts, & platform heels. and thongs.
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I'd love to hear the play-by-play for this...
"and she's going for the triple-spin crotch rub, and...she NAILED it!"
"she sure did, Bob. What's next?"
"the next big move is the inverted bonermaker. Here it comes...YES! And the crowd goes wild!"
"and she's going for the triple-spin crotch rub, and...she NAILED it!"
"she sure did, Bob. What's next?"
"the next big move is the inverted bonermaker. Here it comes...YES! And the crowd goes wild!"
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"LDS Housewife" is a serviceable band name. And the girl in the blue tank-top and light blue shorts seems equally serviceable, just in other ways.
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Sigh.
I'm a professional circus artist. This is essentially watered down Chinese pole.
Just because you do something that is physically demanding and requires practice doesn't mean it gets to be an Olympic sport.
I'm a professional circus artist. This is essentially watered down Chinese pole.
Just because you do something that is physically demanding and requires practice doesn't mean it gets to be an Olympic sport.
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http://dancingwife.blogspot.com/
Here's an example of one such. (She is the cousin of Jenny, an addict featured on "Intervention" not long ago, BTW, and who is mentioned in the blog.)
This combo of self-righteous Mormon "modesty" (which they're supposed to espouse) and pole dancing makes my head want to explode like a fembot's.
Here's an example of one such. (She is the cousin of Jenny, an addict featured on "Intervention" not long ago, BTW, and who is mentioned in the blog.)
This combo of self-righteous Mormon "modesty" (which they're supposed to espouse) and pole dancing makes my head want to explode like a fembot's.
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Dan, the petition is sponsored by LabFitness in Drogheda, County Louth, Ireland, which is like 90% Roman Catholic. Just because a local news channel in Utah reports on a pole dancing class and mentions a petition in the same story doesn't mean the Mormons are behind it. I know you're trying to be snarky and funny, but it's a wee bit hypocritical to launch a tirade against Marlee whats-her-name, and then basically do the same thing.
And just because of your post, I signed their petition.
And just because of your post, I signed their petition.
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