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Ha! That's _totally_ the (son of) the prince _I_ was thinking of. Technically, I was thinking of Chuck. But I'd rather have this one. Or his brother -- either will do.

Posted by tjc on November 21, 2008 at 3:53 PM

They royal jewels made their appearance 3 days ago in Brittania.

Posted by Y.F. on November 21, 2008 at 3:58 PM

Good thing he used that discreet chain link fence to pee behind. What a moron.

Posted by Thor on November 21, 2008 at 3:59 PM

It looked like Andy Rooney crying.

Posted by cw on November 21, 2008 at 4:08 PM

What's up with the inverted peace sign grip?

Posted by Jeff on November 21, 2008 at 5:26 PM

It took me a minute to figure out--it looked more like his right foot and big toe to me. Then I got it that he's fisting his whole package to conceal it from the photographer. Which just made me feel the opposite of titillated, actually.

Posted by Hoyt Clagwell on November 21, 2008 at 5:58 PM

@9: Naw; his clenched right fist is holding onto his royal knickers or whatever. His left hand is holding the royal willy near the base in a pinch grip, so nearly its entire flollopy Self is visible in front of his right fist.

Posted by rob on November 21, 2008 at 7:13 PM

Actually, this reminds me of Brad Pitt's dismissal of the "controversy" over paparazzi pix of him stepping naked out of a rented villa, when Diane Sawyer felt compelled to ask him about it in an interview: "Pitt has a penis and here's proof?!?"

But I ate 'em up anyway.

Posted by rob on November 21, 2008 at 7:21 PM

Awww, this made me think of my first husband, and his very British uncircumcised business. Thanks Dave. Your birthday just keeps on giving.

Posted by kerri harrop on November 21, 2008 at 9:57 PM

Now this is the paparazzi at it's best! Nice pecker!

Posted by Vince on November 22, 2008 at 7:12 AM

@6 Ha! I totally thought he was on a tennis court until i read your comment and re-examined the situation. I thought it was weird that he was showing his penis on a tennis court, but then, he's British, so i thought maybe it wasn't weird. I think it might still have been weird, but now it's moot.

Posted by Crazylikea on November 22, 2008 at 8:32 AM

You would think that the Royal Handlers would have taught him not to pee on an electric fence.

It just shows that 1) he's a male; and 2) he's got some American blood in him.

Posted by NapoleonXIV on November 22, 2008 at 9:43 AM