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News & ArtsFriday, November 21, 2008
Books In the Books Section This Week
Posted by Paul Constant on Fri, Nov 21, 2008 at 4:22 PM
It's always a pleasure when Kelly O drops by the books section, and this week, she brought along a giant penis...book:
The Big Penis Book is BIG. Twelve rock-hard inches. Well... it's 12 inches by 12 inches and rock-hard bound. It's really THICK, too. I'm sitting here, just holding it, all alone, in my apartment. God, it's so, so... so HUGE! It weighs almost, what, seven pounds? I can barely lift... oh man! Anyway, yeah, it's just me, a girl, sitting here with one very large book of penises.
You should read her whole review, which takes Seattle booksellers for task for underestimating straight girls' thirst for penises. It's about time to start planning for Christmas gifts, after all.
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