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Thursday, November 20, 2008

Stop Selling Your Stocks, People Who Have Stocks! You Are Doing This to Yourselves! You Are Making Your Own Wealth Disappear!

Posted by Christopher Frizzelle on Thu, Nov 20, 2008 at 4:02 PM

News flash: The stock market is SO WEIRD.

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Markets Dive in Last Hour, Carving New Lows

Wall Street doubled down on its losses on Thursday, just a day after financial markets closed at their lowest point in nearly six years.

In a day dominated by fear and uncertainty, financial markets plunged in late trading, carving new lows, in a melee of selling that cut across every sector of the market. Energy companies took the heaviest blows as the price of crude oil fell below $50 a barrel, and financial stocks sank sharply on fears that billions in government aid have done little to cure the financial and credit crises.

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1
If we tell the right people that everything is working fine, does that mean stocks go up? I don't understand any of this.
Posted by Abby on November 20, 2008 at 4:12 PM
2
Of course you don't. That's why you voted for Obama.
Posted by poop on November 20, 2008 at 4:20 PM
3
Somebody' got to be buying if everyone's selling, right? Stable Value Funds for all!
Posted by maxsolomon on November 20, 2008 at 4:20 PM
4
But can't you see the free market is working! As you well know, people only make rational decisions, especially when it comes to money!

Wait, what?
Posted by boxofbirds on November 20, 2008 at 4:27 PM
5
But can't you see the free market system is working perfectly! As you well know, people only make rational decisions, especially when it comes to money!

Wait, what?
Posted by boxofbirds on November 20, 2008 at 4:31 PM
6
@1 yeah, lets just lie to people about valuations
Posted by National Association of Realtors on November 20, 2008 at 4:37 PM
7
@5, rational decision is exactly what trying to rush towards the exit before someone beats you means.
Posted by Bellevue Ave on November 20, 2008 at 4:39 PM
8
thank god i'm too poor to invest! *high five*
Posted by spoiler alert on November 20, 2008 at 4:41 PM
9
Um, I'm not selling. I'm buying.

Dollar cost averaging is cool.

It's the stupid people that are selling ...
Posted by Will in Seattle on November 20, 2008 at 4:50 PM
10
Insert unsolicited plug for NPR podcast 'Planet Money' here. I never miss it now that the sky really is falling. And Will In Seattle I'm curious - what stocks have you been buying lately?
Posted by Ted Spread on November 20, 2008 at 5:38 PM
11
FORD. THEMOTHERFUCKERBOUGHTFORD.
Posted by The Street Warren Buffet on November 20, 2008 at 5:46 PM
12
But stocks are so cheap! I can't help but buy them right now!
Posted by Popsicle Pete on November 20, 2008 at 5:56 PM
13
In real terms we have now wiped out about 13 years of growth (in terms of wealth).
I'm investing in wine. It's still rather a good investment, and should that change, it's still drinkable.
Posted by kinaidos on November 20, 2008 at 6:01 PM
14
@12 If theyre so cheap why are they still getting cheaper?
Posted by Soros Crack Alley on November 20, 2008 at 6:09 PM
15
Maybe people are rationally predicting what next year's Congress and President will do.
Posted by Fritz on November 20, 2008 at 6:23 PM
16
It's possible people are selling because they need the money.

I had to sell off some mutual funds to cover some bills.
Posted by meisha on November 20, 2008 at 7:23 PM
17
If you have money you won't need for 5-10 years, you should buy index-tracking funds. In the unlikely event that the market continues to tank and never recovers, your money will be useless anyway. If it recovers, you'll eventually make a killing.
Posted by JME on November 20, 2008 at 7:52 PM
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I blame the buyers as much as the sellers. It takes two to tango, right? We bust drug buyers and drug sellers both don't we.

STOP BUYING, STOCK BUYERS! You're part of the problem too!
Posted by elenchos on November 20, 2008 at 10:04 PM

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