Thursday, November 20, 2008
Media "Also, When Angelina Dies, Can I Wear Her Skin?"
Posted by David Schmader on Thu, Nov 20, 2008 at 12:51 PM
On yesterday's Oprah, viewers got to watch Brad Pitt get creeped out via teleconference with a most devoted fan.
Also, the Brad Pitt of yesterday's Oprah—short hair, moustache—is literally the first iteration of Brad Pitt I've ever found attractive. (I do not like the boys, I like the mens.)
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I started watching and when she came on I had to stop. I was already feeling something creepy the second she appeared.
Fame and fans are a strange mix. Disturbing.
Fame and fans are a strange mix. Disturbing.
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Not a fan of the new look. But, whatever, he is perfectly free to have a creepy mustache and stupid hair if he wants.
That woman wasn't as creepy as I thought she was going to be. She was sort of gracious at the end of the clip. If you really are a big fan, it's not that weird to know about 2 or 3 of the guy's tattoos (somewhere stored in my brain is the knowledge that Angelina has tattoos of the coordinates of the birthplaces of all her kids). But, it did seem like maybe she had the potential to be his "biggest fan", a la Kathy Bates in Misery.
That woman wasn't as creepy as I thought she was going to be. She was sort of gracious at the end of the clip. If you really are a big fan, it's not that weird to know about 2 or 3 of the guy's tattoos (somewhere stored in my brain is the knowledge that Angelina has tattoos of the coordinates of the birthplaces of all her kids). But, it did seem like maybe she had the potential to be his "biggest fan", a la Kathy Bates in Misery.
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Okay, uh, I just went on imdb to look up Angelina Jolie because I couldn't think of a single movie I had seen with her in it. Did you know that there is a version of Atlas Shrugged being made for release in '09, and she is Dagny Taggart? That is kind of crazy. Not sure how I missed that...
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knowing about the existence of his tats isn't hard - there's probably about a 1000 photographers taking picture of him every time he goes swimming. we get to see all of angelina's. what a weenie.
and the stache & 30's haircut are probably for a movie role.
and the stache & 30's haircut are probably for a movie role.
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I'm pretty sure I read and article in People or something in which Angelina was talking about his tats so it's like it's a big secret.
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The 'stache generally says, "I was an adult in the 80s."
It has started to parse into I assert my "indie"viduality with this line of hair.
It's creepy. I've never ever desired a mustachioed man.
It has started to parse into I assert my "indie"viduality with this line of hair.
It's creepy. I've never ever desired a mustachioed man.
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The super annoying fan creeped me out. I have a few tattoos... one in particular that people always want an explanation for. It's MY tattoo. It means something to ME. You'll just stare blankly back at me after I try to explain it to you. So just leave me and my tattoo alone! That's how I felt when she was barraging him with questions.
God I hope that mustache isn't staying long, give me the delicious fresh faced Brad any day!
God I hope that mustache isn't staying long, give me the delicious fresh faced Brad any day!
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@9 Correct. He's in the middle of filming Inglorious Basterds (Tarantino's WWII movie) right now, so no doubt the look is for that role.
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I thought she was going to ask about the one on his ball sack or his prince albert...that would've been weird!
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He looks like he's playing Hemingway in an upcoming biopic.
Watching it that was painful because the whole time I thought she was actually going to say the quote in the title.
Watching it that was painful because the whole time I thought she was actually going to say the quote in the title.
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"I should want to make Mr. Belvidere a simple meal. I should not want to tear at the flesh, to wear the flesh, to be born into new worlds where his flesh becomes my key"--SNL's Brocktoon sketch, with tom hanks, Chris Farley, Kevin Nealon, Victoria Jackson and a few others.
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Schmader. You crack me up. Being familiar with the clip already, when I read the headline it made me bust out laughing.
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