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Thursday, November 20, 2008

??!! "A search of his car uncovered pornography, a home-made sex aid, women's stockings and a Jack Russell terrier."

Posted by David Schmader on Thu, Nov 20, 2008 at 10:48 AM

Read the full story of the Australian man who led police on a low-speed car chase before being caught with his penis in a pasta-sauce jar here.

(Special thanks to The Smarmy Bum, the blogger behind the photo above, introduced thusly: "This is my roomate's wiener jar. He keeps it in our fridge. It used to be a pasta sauce jar. Now it holds his wiener's. Whenever he eats all the wiener's in his wiener jar, he takes more wiener's out of the fridge and fills it up.")

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looks more like shit in a jar.

Posted by Bellevue Ave on November 20, 2008 at 10:58 AM

INTERNET HATE

How does one become a blogger with such enraging ignorance of the proper use of apostrophes??

Posted by The CHZA on November 20, 2008 at 11:04 AM

Error...does not compute...

"...Weatherley attempted to continue 'pleasuring himself in between bouts of wrestling.'"

&

"He said he resisted police because he was trying to make himself 'decent.'"

Posted by cunei4m on November 20, 2008 at 11:11 AM

What makes you think it was a British man? It seems to have happened in Australia.

Posted by TJ on November 20, 2008 at 11:11 AM

He's Australian not British.

Posted by kevin on November 20, 2008 at 11:12 AM

This story is why the internet was invented.

Posted by butterw on November 20, 2008 at 11:48 AM

So did he finish or not?

Posted by Urgutha Forka on November 20, 2008 at 12:37 PM

I have an apostrophe jar just like that. I take apostrophe's out of it, and when it's empty, I go and get more apostrophe's from the repository of apostrophe's.

Posted by NapoleonXIV on November 20, 2008 at 12:55 PM

Note to self: do not accept dinner invitation to this man's house.

"Is this an Alfredo sauce or marinara? It's kind of ... pink."

Posted by Geni on November 20, 2008 at 1:43 PM

that story was much less disturbing than i had originally envisioned. when it said he had his 'penis in a jar' my mind went a little weird science for a second.

Posted by douglas on November 20, 2008 at 2:12 PM

Any relation to the Aussie who video recorded himself masturbating while travelling at a speed of 150km/h and attempting to shoot kangaroos, with 5 kilos of pot he "found"?

Posted by RonK, Seattle on November 20, 2008 at 2:12 PM

i don't spend much time pluralizing "wiener". I'll make sure to ask "THE CHZA" for my wiener questions in the future.

Posted by thesmarmybum on November 20, 2008 at 2:23 PM