Thursday, November 20, 2008
??!! "A search of his car uncovered pornography, a home-made sex aid, women's stockings and a Jack Russell terrier."
Posted by David Schmader on Thu, Nov 20, 2008 at 10:48 AM
Read the full story of the Australian man who led police on a low-speed car chase before being caught with his penis in a pasta-sauce jar here.
(Special thanks to The Smarmy Bum, the blogger behind the photo above, introduced thusly: "This is my roomate's wiener jar. He keeps it in our fridge. It used to be a pasta sauce jar. Now it holds his wiener's. Whenever he eats all the wiener's in his wiener jar, he takes more wiener's out of the fridge and fills it up.")
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How does one become a blogger with such enraging ignorance of the proper use of apostrophes??
How does one become a blogger with such enraging ignorance of the proper use of apostrophes??
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Error...does not compute...
"...Weatherley attempted to continue 'pleasuring himself in between bouts of wrestling.'"
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"He said he resisted police because he was trying to make himself 'decent.'"
"...Weatherley attempted to continue 'pleasuring himself in between bouts of wrestling.'"
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"He said he resisted police because he was trying to make himself 'decent.'"
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I have an apostrophe jar just like that. I take apostrophe's out of it, and when it's empty, I go and get more apostrophe's from the repository of apostrophe's.
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Note to self: do not accept dinner invitation to this man's house.
"Is this an Alfredo sauce or marinara? It's kind of ... pink."
"Is this an Alfredo sauce or marinara? It's kind of ... pink."
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that story was much less disturbing than i had originally envisioned. when it said he had his 'penis in a jar' my mind went a little weird science for a second.
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Any relation to the Aussie who video recorded himself masturbating while travelling at a speed of 150km/h and attempting to shoot kangaroos, with 5 kilos of pot he "found"?
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i don't spend much time pluralizing "wiener". I'll make sure to ask "THE CHZA" for my wiener questions in the future.
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