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Thursday, November 20, 2008

I Swear, This Is the Last One I'll Post

Posted by Paul Constant on Thu, Nov 20, 2008 at 6:14 PM

Another new Star Trek trailer mashup:

I Like Calvin Trillin

Posted by Paul Constant on Thu, Nov 20, 2008 at 5:02 PM

Who doesn't like Calvin Trillin? Have you ever read the Tummy Trilogy? It's got to be the worst-titled good book I've ever read—some really great food writing. And About Alice was a pretty exceptional book, too. And Tepper Isn't Going Out was a really charming little novel about parking in New York City. It knew exactly what it was (a comedy of manners about, well, parking in New York City) and it didn't strive for more. It was just about perfect for a small comic novel.

But when I get shit like this in the mail, as I did just a few minutes ago:

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(Yes, that's right. It says Deciding the Next Decider: The 2008 Presidential Race in Rhyme)

Well, it's almost the sort of thing that gets a book critic wondering exactly why I liked an author in the first place. Here is what the back cover says:

On OBAMA:
Obama's rhetoric, she said, was lofty
But unsubstantial air, like Mister Softee.

On McCAIN:
His party was no longer torn asunder,
And all he'd had to do was knuckle under.

On BIDEN:
Joe carries many thoughts inside his head,
And often leaves but few of them unsaid.

On PALIN:
On Russia's being not so far away
She sounded eerily like Tina Fey.

A 116 page rhyming poem about the 2008 election. Seriously, was Tepper Isn't Going Out really that good? I don't remember anymore...

Brian Alexander Hears Back From Marlee Ginter

Posted by Dan Savage on Thu, Nov 20, 2008 at 4:34 PM

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Brian Alexander, the author of America Unzipped, sent a letter demanding an apology to KOMO's Marlee Ginter after she recycled clips from a year-old interview with Alexander for her hit piece on the Center for Sex Positive Culture. Through selective editing, rad special effects (color! black and white! color!), and ominous swooshy sounds, Ginter's report made Alexander sound like he was disgusted by the goings on at Seattle's Center for Sex Positive Culture. Far from it:

In fact, I recall saying in the interview that the club members were "normal" and not scary, that the club had a very real educational purpose, and that my reporting for the previous year, in communities across the country, showed how much more mainstream BDSM and other formerly alternative sex practices were becoming.

Sheesh.

If you had bothered to read the book, or even the chapter based in Seattle—or even if you had watched your own station's brief interview with me taped on that same day for the afternoon show—you would have known that I spent time with Allena and with club members and that I had been welcomed with openness and graciousness, just as you apparently were. I made it clear that while I did not find some of the activities of some members to my taste, I was not condemning.

Now I feel as if I should apologize to Allena and the other club members. But I also feel you owe an apology to me for putting me in this position.

Alexander says Ginter did not apologize in her email. Ginter told Alexander that she didn't understand how her selective editing—swoosh! thump! black-and-white!—could possibly put him in awkward position, since she quoted him correctly. Which she did—if by "quoted correctly," one means, "used words that actually came out of Alexander's mouth." Ginter and KOMO seem to believe that it's fair to remove an interview subject's words from their original context and edit them together to make the subject appear to be saying things he did not say—or even saying the opposite of what he actually said.

Gee, then KOMO and Ginter should have no problem with the quick edit we did to her report. We use only words that actually came out of Ginter's mouth, after all, so we're, like, so totally quoting her correctly. Still, seems kind of unethical, journalistically-speaking, to me—but what the hell do I know? I'm just a sex writer! I'm not a TV newz reporter!

Tying up kids for fun and sex is wrong, as I'm sure Marlee Ginter would agree.

Neumos Gives Mosaic Church the Boot

Posted by Jonah Spangenthal-Lee on Thu, Nov 20, 2008 at 4:29 PM

Following my article in this week's paper on the Mosaic Community Church's (MCC) recent move to Neumos nightclub on Capitol Hill, the club has decided to terminate their relationship with the church, effective immediately.

MCC—sort of the soft-rock version of Mars Hill—is affiliated with the Waco, Texas-based Antioch Community Church. Antioch's website contains statements lumping homosexuality together with "drug addiction, poverty, pornography, and people unaware of their need for God."

While Pastor Jady Griffin told The Stranger that his church is "open to everyone," several members of the MCC told us that gays would not be accepted at the church.

Following the release of the article, Neumos co-owner Steven Severin pushed Griffin to clarify the church's stance on homosexuality. Severin says he didn't get the answers he was looking for.

"After speaking with [Griffin], I didn’t find enough new information that made me comfortable with what their actual stance [on homosexuality] is," Severin says. "We have to have people who support our community here [and] we’re very careful about who we work with. We decided we’re no longer going to have them here."

Not to Beat a Dead Goat or Anything

Posted by Dominic Holden on Thu, Nov 20, 2008 at 4:17 PM

But I just watched Marlee Ginter’s rock-hard sexposé again. The facts are, to say the least, flaccid.


The point of KOMO’s report was that “your tax dollars [are] paying for a sex club.” To that end, Ginter reports that the club is operating as a 501(c)(7) nonprofit, which provides it a tax-exemption. You'd think that if there were some sort of tax-law violation, Ginter would find the law, compare what the law requires to the actual activities of the organization—and voila, a scandal is born. She doesn't do that, probably because if she reported the actual IRS rules for a 501(c)(7), she would have to tell viewers this:

Requirements for Exemption… To be exempt under Internal Revenue Code section 501(c)(7), a social club must be organized for pleasure, recreation, and other similar nonprofitable purposes and substantially all of its activities must be for these purposes.

Personal Contact Required: An essential earmark of an exempt club is personal contact, commingling, and face-to-face fellowship.

Fuck, according to the IRS, a 501(c)(7) is practically required to be sex club.

But rather than discussing the law—that’s the point of the piece—Ginter hooks us in by claiming our tax dollars are going to paying for a sex organization. But is money going from the government to the sex club? If so, Ginter doesn’t mention it.

A federal tax exemption is not our money going to the sex club any more than the Mormon Church's tax exemption means we're giving money to the Mormons. Thank god. There are 1,315 (c)(7) organizations in Washington. They aren’t funded by our money. They are funded by members dues. Sure, those members are tax payers, but they’re not spending our tax dollars—they’re spending their private money. Right, Ginter?

Ginter doesn't answer that question. But she does ask the state why it hasn't cracked down by telling the sex club, “hey, you're not a charity, you're a sex club.” Again, Ginter, if you’d read the IRS information, you'd see 501(c)(7)s aren’t charities. Says the IRS: "Organizations described in section 501(c)(3) are commonly referred to as charitable organizations." On the other hand, 501(c)(7)s are in the category “other non-profits,” and the funds must be gathered exclusively from member dues, not charitable donations.

Hillman City Neighborhood Alliance Is No More

Posted by Erica C. Barnett on Thu, Nov 20, 2008 at 4:02 PM

Although the failure of a small group like the Hillman City Neighborhood Alliance doesn't impact many people directly, news of the group's demise—it dissolved earlier this week, reportedly due to lack of interest—could be a sign that that corner of Southeast Seattle isn't changing as fast as many residents want. Billed by realtors as the affordable Columbia City, Hillman City was thought to be the next up-and-coming neighborhood. Like Columbia City, it has a charming, if rundown, "downtown" strip of historic buildings; unlike Columbia City, those buildings are currently occupied mostly by social justice agencies and programs serving the homeless and people recently released from prison.

New businesses that have tried to move in to the neighborhood have either foundered (Lola's South City Bakery, which is open odd hours and competes with the Columbia City Bakery just up the street) or never gotten off the ground (the Barbeque Pit, which has been vacant, but for a sign and some assorted kitchen equipment, for at least a year). The addition of housing on Rainier for chronically homeless people, most of them with persistent mental illness, doesn't help. While the loss of this one group doesn't necessarily mean efforts to improve the neighborhood are doomed—the commenters at the Rainier Valley Blog claim the group was "insular" and "cozy"—it could be a sign that Hillman City's renaissance will have to wait for the end of the current economic downturn.

Stop Selling Your Stocks, People Who Have Stocks! You Are Doing This to Yourselves! You Are Making Your Own Wealth Disappear!

Posted by Christopher Frizzelle on Thu, Nov 20, 2008 at 4:02 PM

News flash: The stock market is SO WEIRD.

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Markets Dive in Last Hour, Carving New Lows

Wall Street doubled down on its losses on Thursday, just a day after financial markets closed at their lowest point in nearly six years.

In a day dominated by fear and uncertainty, financial markets plunged in late trading, carving new lows, in a melee of selling that cut across every sector of the market. Energy companies took the heaviest blows as the price of crude oil fell below $50 a barrel, and financial stocks sank sharply on fears that billions in government aid have done little to cure the financial and credit crises.

More super awesome news here.

What's a "Fraternity Initiation Event"?

Posted by Dan Savage on Thu, Nov 20, 2008 at 3:34 PM

They used to call it "hazing"—but whatever you call it, it's still killing people.

Tampa teen dies during fraternity initiation event

The Catawaba County Sheriff's Department believes a Tampa teenager died during a fraternity initiation. The incident is now under investigation. Deputies said 19-year-old Harrison Kowiak, a college sophomore at Lenoir Ryhne University, died from a head injury sustained while playing a game similar to "capture the flag."

Hugh Jackman: Some Feelings

Posted by Lindy West on Thu, Nov 20, 2008 at 3:24 PM

Yesterday I watched this new Baz Luhrmann situation, Australia, which wants to be a grand, sweeping, old-fashioned movie classic, but certainly is not. I'll be writing about it more extensively in next week's paper.

However! Right now I would like to expound upon one Hugh Jackman, our reigning Sexiest Man Alive.

Hugh Jackman is weird-looking. He has a tiny head.

Let me back up. Sometimes Hugh Jackman, who is 6'2" tall, IS the sexiest man alive.

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SEE!? Specifically, during the parts of Australia in which dirty filthy Jackman, covered in scruff and grime, rides around on a horse, gets into bar fights, and generally gets shit handled while Nicole "Show Me Some Documentation That Proves I Am Not A Sophisticated Robot" Kidman pouts stiffly in the corner.

But THEN, just before Jackman and Kidman finally consummate their dirty filthy outback desires, he turns into THIS pink, powdered, awkward thing:

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WEIRD-LOOKING.
TINY HEAD.

It's like somehow his beard allows his head to appear normal-sized. Or something. What is going on here!?

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Last night, after watching Australia, I had a dream (too brief) about a man who looked exactly like this:
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And in my dream, this man did not have a head. BECAUSE THIS MAN WAS HUGH JACKMAN.

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And Hugh Jackman's head is WEIRD:
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It is extremely disconcerting to watch the sexiest man alive suddenly transform into the unsexiest man alive. Hugh Jackman, please never shave your beard again.

Love,
Lindy


Gratuitous extra evidence after the jump.

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Haley Joel Osment's Comeback

Posted by Paul Constant on Thu, Nov 20, 2008 at 3:23 PM

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"...So if I talk three people into coming to see the show, and each of them talks three people into coming to see the show and each of those people talk three people into coming to see the show, we'll be the toast of New York by Hanukkah!"

Dead after less than a week in a New York Theater. American Buffalo starring Osment, Cedric the Entertainer, and John Leguizamo, which opened on Monday, will close on Sunday unless there's a significant uptick in interest. Will there be a Christmas miracle for Young Master Country Bear Jamboree?

Now This Is My Kind of Video Game

Posted by Jesse Vernon on Thu, Nov 20, 2008 at 3:14 PM

Behold, Bike Hero:

Update: Sigh. Turns out, it’s kind of a hoax (thanks, Andy and Sam). I loved imagining that someone was crazy-genius enough to bring the magic of night-cycling and music (dangerous, yes, but oh so fun) and gaming together. Instead, a marketing company (still crazy-genius, props) who “wanted it to feel gritty and of the medium” created and spread it as a viral video. Yeah, yeah, “It’s not meant to be deceptive. It’s meant to be fun,” but still, my heart sank a bit.

The New Eve

Posted by Charles Mudede on Thu, Nov 20, 2008 at 3:07 PM

What's missing in this picture?
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Not clothes, sir, but this:
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Underwear model Karolina Kurkova has no belly button. Is a barely-there navel for cosmetic or medical reasons?

The newspapers call it the "riddle of the £2.5m beauty". The beauty in question is Czech supermodel Karolina Kurkova. The riddle is her non-existent belly button.

Its absence was noticed this week when the 24-year-old graced a US catwalk for lingerie giant Victoria Secret. While most of us have an "outie" or an "innie", Ms Kurkova has a smooth indentation (although sometimes a tummy button is airbrushed onto her photos in post-production).

Yet another sign of our arrival in the post-human age.

Dept. of Student Procrastination

Posted by Bethany Jean Clement on Thu, Nov 20, 2008 at 2:57 PM

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On Monday, Mr. Frizzelle and I received an email from one Marisa, a student at the University of Washington.

I am in a communications class studying local media, and my group is researching 3 newspapers. We are conducting interviews, and would like to interview you (either of you would be fine), plus another person who would be willing to be interviewed. May we interview you on Wednesday if that's possible? Is that a good day?

Is that a good day? In a larger sense, who can say? It was yesterday, now, and it seemed to be an all right day. I don't remember what happened at work—we are all very busy as well as very high around here. It was a day that came two days after the request for the interview and, it became apparent from a subsequent email, six days before Marisa's group's final paper is due.

Our final paper is due next Tuesday, and I just wanted to see if Wednesday could work out.

We leave everything until the very last minute (or, if possible, later) around here, too. After I emailed back and learned of Marisa's deadline, in fact, her email got shoved down and, um, deprioritized, as it were. But Marisa just called. I let it go to voicemail. My phone is blinking. I feel guilt.

Good people of Slog, perhaps you can help. Look!

I will accept a written response of the questions. There are 16 questions and you can see we covered all areas. Answer the ones that stand out to you. The interview should only take 20-30 minutes.

We're not that into covering all areas around here. We like some areas—certain areas in particular—uncovered. Anyhow, lord knows you people are as good as or better than me and Mr. Frizzelle when it comes to answering questions that stand out to you. Here are the first few of Marisa and Her Nameless Fellow Huskies' queries; the rest are after the jump. Help a dawg out!

The Stranger Questions

AUDIENCE:
-Who is your audience, how do you know this, and what is the relationship between your audience and content?

-Do you think The Stranger’s content generates the audience, or do you think it’s the other way around?

CONTENT:
-What decisions and aspects do you consider when deciding what content to place in The Stranger?

-Where do you get ideas for stories, artwork, layout, and features?

Husky by sea kay from The Stranger's flickr pool. There, I answered part of that last question already!

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County Close to Adopting Budget

Posted by Erica C. Barnett on Thu, Nov 20, 2008 at 2:32 PM

After weeks of late-night deliberations and lengthy, often emotional public hearings, the King County Council is getting ready to release its "striking legislation"—a marked-up, amended version of the budget King County Executive Ron Sims rolled out last month. The county is facing a $93 million budget deficit this year—a shortfall that will be followed an estimated $40 million deficit in 2010.

Council finance committee chairman Larry Phillips says the council has "rearranged" the items in the executive's budget, cutting some programs to preserve others it considers more critical. Many of those programs, however, will remain in the county's "lifeboat"—a temporary funding source that will dry up in six months if the state legislature doesn't give the county new funding options to pay for programs that aren't mandated by state law.

According to Phillips, the council's budget preserves the King County Sheriff's drug and gang units; fully funds drug court, mental health court, and family services (three courts that were on the chopping block), at least through June; restores immunization services and a program that tracks tubercolosis, which is on the rise in King County; keeps all the public health clinics open; and extends funding for family-planning clinics for nine months. "We found some of those cuts to be unconscionable," Phillips says.

Although Phillips was unsurprisingly cagey about what the council decided to cut (the legislation itself, which will make that clear, should be available in a few minutes), he says some of the savings came from shifting general-fund money from programs like funding for roads in unincorporated King County and the parks reserve into the sheriff's office and public health. Because none of that money came from dedicated funding sources like levies, Phillips says, "there's no legal problem" with moving it to unrelated programs.

That doesn't solve the county's larger budget problem, of course. Next year, the county will hit up the state legislature for new funding sources—joining many smaller counties in asking Olympia for help . The state could give the county access to new revenues by letting them levy a utility tax on unincorporated areas; giving county leaders flexibility to spend dedicated money (like mental-health levy dollars) on existing services (like mental-health court); or allowing the county to tax unincorporated parts of the county inside potential annexation areas at the same rate as nearby incorporated towns (enabling the county to pay for services to those areas and removing some of the incentive for those areas to resist annexation.)

According to Phillips, the council and Sims are "99 percent" in agreement on the budget, with funding for Metro the one remaining sticking point.

The Sad Literary Leavings of Slog Happy

Posted by Paul Constant on Thu, Nov 20, 2008 at 2:25 PM

As you know, I bring a ton of advance reader copies to Slog Happy so that commenters can take them home, read them, and review them for all of us. Almost all of the stack of books that I brought this time were taken, except for two sad books. These are those books:

51Nfw5sL6TL._SL500_AA240_.jpg The first is Greasy Rider, by Greg Melville, a book that I have now received five times in the mail, begging for review. I just can't bring myself to read any book with the subtitle "Two Dudes, One Fry-Oil-Powered Car, and a Cross-Country Search for a Greener Future." Here is what Newsweek had to say about Greasy Rider:

"Melville's tale of a cross-country drive in a decades-old Mercedes converted to run on used cooking oil is... a hopeful, goodhearted portrait of those he meets—be they Minnesota wind farmers or hippie diesel mechanics — who are getting a head start on building the post-carbon future, a tomorrow fueled by a refreshing optimism, as well as by grease."

26717956.JPGThe second book is The Richest Season, by Maryann McFadden.

Here is what the publisher has to say about this book:

Sometimes you have to leave your life to find yourself again . . .

After more than a dozen moves in twenty-five years of marriage, Joanna Harrison is lonely and tired of being a corporate wife. Her children are grown and gone, her husband is more married to his job than to her, and now they're about to pack up once more. Panicked at the thought of having to start all over again, Joanna commits the first irresponsible act of her life. She runs away to Pawleys Island, South Carolina, a place she's been to just once.

She finds a job as a live-in companion to Grace Finelli, a widow who has come to the island to fulfill a girlhood dream. Together the two women embark on the most difficult journey of their lives: Joanna struggling for independence, roots, and a future of her own, as her family tugs at her from afar; and Grace, choosing to live the remainder of her life for herself alone, knowing she may never see her children again...Joanna, however, is moving farther away from her old life as she joins a group dedicated to rescuing endangered loggerhead turtles, led by a charismatic fisherman unlike anyone she's ever met...(I)t will resonate with any woman who's ever fantasized about leaving home to find herself.

Ordinarily, I'm pretty happy with the books I bring to Slog Happy, but these ones completely deserved to be skipped over. Good job, Slog Happy people! If anyone actually does want to read these books, they'll be next door, at Value Village, forever.

Attention KOMO Problem Solvers!

Posted by David Schmader on Thu, Nov 20, 2008 at 1:54 PM

This just in from Hot Tipper Callie:

I'm at the downtown library on the second floor at the tables with the dividers for laptop users, and the old dude next to me is totally watching porn. Gross. I just moved. Now I can see his face. This probably isn't that noteworthy, but I'm disturbed.

Sex! In a publicly funded building! Marlee Ginter, stop calling Rent-a-Ruminant and get thee to the library!

A Note to King County Public Health

Posted by Dominic Holden on Thu, Nov 20, 2008 at 1:49 PM

You know I love you guys. But that "little prick you can deal with” ad—now that you’ve gotten our attention by running it for six months in newspapers, in magazines, on websites and on sidewalks—is just pissing away a good opportunity. The goal isn’t a chuckle; it’s getting people to take an HIV test. And getting an HIV test is a major event in someone's life. It's terrifying. It could induce an anxiety attack in a celibate drag queen living in a convent. So it’s time to treat your ads like promotion for an event. Specifically, an event nobody actually wants to attend.

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So here's my advice for getting people to the worst event on earth:

Sell on benefits. The pain caused by having blood drawn wasn’t the scariest part of getting tested. The part we had to "deal with" was panicking for a week while waiting for our test results. It was the possibility of finding out we had a disease. The benefit of a finger-prick test is that we get the results in 20 blessedly short minutes. But still, what if the test comes up positive? Tell us what you’ll do: Will saints in scrubs hold our hands, can friends come along to give us a hug, will a doctor toss us a bottle of Xanax, can you install a martini bar in the STD clinic?

Next, if you want more people getting tested, tell them when and where to do it. It doesn’t matter when the Scissor Sisters are coming to town—if the gays don’t know when and where they’re playing, the theater will be empty as the LGBT Center. The HIV/STD info line printed in tiny, little gray letters is not enough. Cram the testing locations and their hours down our pole-smoking throats in the ad. In that vein, here are a few testing times from our recent back-to-school guide:

Public Health STD Clinic: Located in the basement of Harborview Medical Center on First Hill, the STD Clinic provides walk-in testing and treatment. Arrive early in the day and bring a book in case there's a long wait. Hours: Monday through Friday from 7:45 a.m. to 6:30 p.m., except Tuesdays, when it opens at 9:30 a.m. Phone: 731-3590. Address: 325 Ninth Avenue. Cost: sliding scale.

HIV/STD Hotline: 205-7873 or 800-678-1595, call Monday though Friday between 8:00 a.m. to 5:00 p.m. for clinic referrals, directions, and answers to your burning questions.

Gay City Health Project: Testing Tuesday thought Friday from 3:30 p.m. to 8:00 p.m., and Saturday from 1:00 p.m. to 5:00 p.m. On Capitol Hill, 511 East Pike Street. Appointments recommended: 860-6969. Cost: free (donations are accepted).

Avoid trips to the clinic in the first place by having an upfront conversation about people's STD status before you sleep with them and sleeping with fewer people. And always use condoms.

And about that last point, KCPH. Your ads in the newspapers say, “No condom? … test often.” Um, everyone having sex regularly should test often. Idiots who don’t use a condom shouldn't just test often, they should slap on a condom. That line should be replaced with, “No condom? … Put one on, you little prick.”

The Absolute Worst Moment in the History of Humankind

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Thu, Nov 20, 2008 at 1:28 PM

Let's let our imaginations run free for a moment, shall we? Let's imagine an awful, awful "what-if" scenario in which Barack Obama did NOT win the presidency on election night. Imagining it? No... you're not doing a very good job. Just imagine the absolute worst moment in the history of humankind... and then multiply it by a kajillion.
Still having trouble imagining it? Well, the following video comes close to what that horrible, horrible moment might have looked like. Behold: six teenagers discovering that David Archuleta did NOT win this year's American Idol.

There but for the grace of God, go we.

Thanks for Coming to Slog Happy!

Posted by Megan Seling on Thu, Nov 20, 2008 at 1:24 PM

I had a lot of fun at last night's Slog Happy of Shame, you guys. Thanks to everyone who came, and laughed, and applauded, and shared the humiliating writing of their youth.

We had fantastic readings by Abby, Original Monique, Debbie, Jessica, Lara, Joh, Enigma, Ingo Pixel, Will in Seattle, boxofbirds, and Scary Tyler Moore, and while everyone was all kinds of great, my personal favorite sentence of the evening went like this: "My beefaroni exploded in the microwave."

That's all I'll say. If you missed it, you missed it. You missed the letter to a potentially gay, possible virginity-taker; you missed short poems about snow; you missed the rant about a bitchy mother; you missed the viking funeral for a dead hornet that involved a Ritz cracker, fire, and super glue; you missed the story about a dragon and a frog; and you missed the screen play featuring an 8-year-old little sister as a stripper. There was more... so much more. But that's all I'll say.

Theatre Off Jackson was the perfect place to have it, I'd say—comfortable seats, small enough to not be overwhelming, good drinks, really delicious cookies. Paul Constant was a fantastic, charming host, and the audience was polite and laughed and heckled at all the appropriate moments. You guys are wonderful.

So thank you to all of you who helped make it great.

And now... let's talk about December's Slog Happy! What do you want to do? Karaoke at Twilight? A goofy gift-exchange at a pub? Drinks and snacks at someplace warm?

Your ideas, I want them.

City Sets New Policy On Military Recruiters in Parks

Posted by Jonah Spangenthal-Lee on Thu, Nov 20, 2008 at 1:23 PM

After receiving a number of letters about the presence of military recruiters at city parks, the Seattle Parks Department has changed its policy and will begin posting notices when recruiters are scheduled to appear at Parks events.

According to an email from Seattle Parks Superintendent Tim Gallagher:


We received mail from several people asking Parks to take a variety of actions ranging from alerting parents when military representatives will be present at events for youth, to making parks “military-free zones.”

We are sensitive to the issue of opposition to military organizations. Limitations on free speech must be content-neutral in order to be legal. To make a distinction among park users, or parties to whom we rent rooms or issue permits, would be a violation of the rights of the military under the First Amendment of the U.S. Constitution.

However, whenever military representatives are expected at any Parks-sponsored event involving young people, we will note that on the event’s activities list.


Seattle Parks spokeswoman Dewey Potter says if military representatives are scheduled to appear at an event, Parks will post a notice on its website. "The law department advised us that do anything else would violate first amendment rights," Potter says.

Potter says military recruiters aren't currently scheduled to appear at any upcoming events.

Brick and Mortarless

Posted by Paul Constant on Thu, Nov 20, 2008 at 1:08 PM

PW says that two former employees of dearly departed Washington D.C. bookseller Olsson's are starting a business called Offsite Books, Inc. Offsite Books will "set up bookselling operations at local venues, like nonprofits and law firms, as well as at private parties." It's basically a bookstore that only sells books at events, orders the books from publishers or distributors just for the events, and then returns the books as soon as the event has passed. They don't carry any inventory at all.

Seattle already has one of these companies: Kim Ricketts Book Events. Ricketts used to work at the University Book Store in the events department before breaking off on her own to sell books and organize special events like the Words and Wine series at the W Hotel.

Lots of local booksellers are incredibly annoyed by this model. Many of them have complained to me that selling books at events only is like being a vulture: it's only fair, they say, to let the bookstores that carry the author's books all the time, and pay the various costs necessary to run a bookstore, have the author events. And most of the bookstores in town will (and do) gladly sell books at offsite events for free.

But publishers love these sorts of companies because they generally offer higher book sales per event than a regular bookstore reading—Words and Wine, for instance, always sells out, and every $45 ticket comes with a copy of the book. As publishing profits go down, the traditional bookstore reading, which is not a profitable enterprise, looks pretty anemic compared to these sorts of pre-organized, sales-heavy events.

Viaduct Cost Estimates Released

Posted by Erica C. Barnett on Thu, Nov 20, 2008 at 12:55 PM

The Alaskan Way Viaduct Stakeholders Group will be releasing new cost estimates and potential funding sources for the (ugh) eight remaining viaduct options this afternoon. Of interest: The most expensive of the eight options (and the one that would take the longest to build) is "Scenario F"—a four-lane deep-bore tunnel combined with a pair of north- and southbound one-way streets on the surface, near the waterfront. That scenario would cost an estimated $3.5 billion and take up to nine and a half years to build. Those numbers could put a damper on proposals to simply "bypass" the waterfront by digging a very deep tunnel under downtown Seattle—an idea long supported by Seattle City Council transportation committee chair Jan Drago.

Also of note: The cheapest and fastest options by far were the three surface options (Scenarios A, B and C), which would cost between $800 million and $900 million and take between 5 and five and a half years to build. (Note that none of these figures include non-central waterfront capital costs that would be critical to any viaduct replacement, but particularly the surface alternatives. Those are priced separately as "building blocks" in all of WSDOT's analyses. Improving city surface streets, for example, is estimated to cost between $205 million and $378 million; supplement transit service is estimated between $135 million and $476 million).

The remaining scenarios, in order of cost from low to high, are: Scenario D, which involves two side-by-side two-lane elevated viaducts, at $1.6 billion and 6 and a half years to build; Scenario H, a "lidded trench" (essentially a tunnel that isn't fully enclosed), at $1.9 billion and six years to build; Scenario E, AKA the Chopp Option, which would include an enclosed four-lane viaduct and a concrete wall on the waterfront, at $2.2 billion and seven years to build (more on that option here); and Scenario G, the familiar (and voter-rejected) cut-and-cover tunnel, at $2.7 billion and six and a half years to build.

Viaduct planners also released a list of potential funding sources for the various viaduct replacement components, including a commercial parking tax, a motor-vehicle excise tax, a tax on real-estate sales, and several types of property tax.

"Also, When Angelina Dies, Can I Wear Her Skin?"

Posted by David Schmader on Thu, Nov 20, 2008 at 12:51 PM

On yesterday's Oprah, viewers got to watch Brad Pitt get creeped out via teleconference with a most devoted fan.

Also, the Brad Pitt of yesterday's Oprah—short hair, moustache—is literally the first iteration of Brad Pitt I've ever found attractive. (I do not like the boys, I like the mens.)

In Case You Missed It

Posted by Dan Savage on Thu, Nov 20, 2008 at 12:43 PM

This breaking news report appeared on Slog last night at 11: People from one end of Seattle to the other react to the news that KOMO's Marlee Ginter might be [a damn fine journalist].

The Slog 4 News Team will have more on the unfolding Marlee Ginter scandal later today. Stay tuned.

Even Damien Hirst Thinks Damien Hirst Makes too Much Money

Posted by Brendan Kiley on Thu, Nov 20, 2008 at 12:40 PM

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He of the crystal skull and shark-in-formaldehyde and plagiarism lawsuits:

Damien Hirst has become the nation's biggest art export, transforming the global market with multimillion-pound works and earning his place as one of the world's most expensive living artists at auction. But now, just months after the success of a ground-breaking sale at Sotheby's that brought him nearly £100m, Hirst has described the art market as over-priced, and welcomed the prospect of selling his work at cheaper rates in the present climate of recession.

Was is this? The rich man sees everyone getting poorer and recognizes that he looks like a swollen bag of money?

The Great Depression happened before the popularization of therapy, sitcoms, Candid Camera, and the other million ways we've learned to look at ourselves.

Will this New Depression, which comes in the age of self-reflexivity, inspire a kind of empathetic slumming, in which the rich feel bad for being rich?

He also spoke of his desire to create more works in gold, following The Golden Calf, a bull in formaldehyde with 18-carat gold hooves and horns which he created for the Sotheby's sale.

(He obviously doesn't feel that bad.)

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Via the Independent.

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