
Megan Seling and I both find ourselves in need of a new dentist, and we don't seem to have that issue of Seattle Magazine around here. Megan says: "He/She must be nice. I'm a big baby when it comes to dentists." I would add as another qualification that he/she must be a dentist that is only a dentist.
To elaborate: Some years back, a molar needed to be excised from my head, and I was referred to a dentist in downtown Seattle. Upon arrival, I was installed in a consulting room with some sort of assistant, a young man of Ken-doll looks and blindingly white teeth. The Ken-doll provided me all the gory details on the post-extraction option of a dental implant, in which they drill a hole up into your jawbone and screw a fake tooth into it; he had a giant model of this, which only served to make it seem more completely terrifying. Meanwhile, behind him on the back of the door to the consulting room hung a terrycloth robe. He finally finished, smiled eye-hurtingly, and asked if I had any questions, which I took as an opportunity to ask about the robe. Oh, he said, Dr. So-and-So (I can't remember his name or I'd absolutely give it) has a dual practice of dentistry and liposuction.
Isn't that an unusual dual practice? I inquired.
Oh, he didn't know about that, he said, and smiled as if his smile was a sensible-question-remover.
For whatever reason, I did not flee. The dentist/liposuctionist proved to have a comforting manner, assuaging my obvious nerves by assuring me the extraction (of the tooth; liposuction was not mentioned) would only take a moment. Several large doses of anaesthesia were injected into my palate and its surrounds. As my tooth was being pulled, it shattered, and the dentist yanked it out shard by shard with what I swear were regular household pliers as a large, German-looking dental hygienist lady held my head down for leverage, and tears poured uncontrollably down my face. It didn't hurt so much as feel like they were breaking my jaw.
So, I would like a dentist who is just a dentist—Megan, too, I expect. Know a good one?
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