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Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Sex This Kid's Mom Says All the Right Things...

Posted by on Tue, Nov 18, 2008 at 11:51 AM

...but I somehow suspect this kid is never gonna get a boner ever again anyway.

Maybe helping this poor kid get it back up could be a job for KOMO's "problem solver."

And this film has been viewed nearly 900,000 times already—there's even a parody version—which means you've probably already seen it. Remember: the Internet is a race! And you won!

 

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1
But I . . . I don't want to control them!
Posted by Ziggity on November 18, 2008 at 12:04 PM
2
I don't think I'm ever gonna get a boner again either...
Posted by Sleestak on November 18, 2008 at 12:09 PM
3
I prefer this parody (relevant part begins at 1:00): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5_RApgWp…
Posted by My name here on November 18, 2008 at 12:13 PM
4
That was adorable! Too bad the still from the video makes the mom look mean and ugly.
But this makes me glad my dad never wanted to come in my room once I hit puberty. Thanks squemishness!
Posted by Enigma on November 18, 2008 at 12:15 PM
5
"Feels good, doesn't it?"

That one phrase coming out of you're mother's mouth could ruin masturbation for years.
Posted by boxofbirds on November 18, 2008 at 12:15 PM
6
@3

11,589 views?! You still LOSE motherfucker!
Posted by Mr. Poe on November 18, 2008 at 12:18 PM
7
This is a clip from a longer movie about Sex Ed for trainables -- special needs kids. The mother is so wordy because the film suggests you need to break things down for kids with low IQs to make sure they don't get scared about their own reaction to their masturbation. You can watch the whole thing on the smoking gun.
Posted by Kat on November 18, 2008 at 12:24 PM
8
Oooh, the internet is a race. Hilarious. Are you gonna add that disclaimer with every single repost you participate in?
Posted by Dylan! on November 18, 2008 at 1:12 PM
9
He'll probably stop when people stop complaining that "this video has been around forever" and "Everybody has already seen this".

Which reminds me, I need to start posting "FIRST!!!" on every slog topic the moment it's posted.
Posted by Chris in Tampa on November 18, 2008 at 1:17 PM
10
Really? This kid nowadays has the internet dialed to porn and has seen it all. I doubt anybody is this naive anymore unless their parents are religious fanatics and won't let the internet in the house and won't let their kids go to anybodies house. But unless they're home schooled, too, I just think a kid this age is light years ahead of mom. No?
Posted by Vince on November 18, 2008 at 2:52 PM
11
It's the music that disturbed me most.
Posted by Ivan on November 18, 2008 at 3:27 PM
12
She left without doing what she went in there to do. ...Unless she went in there to catch Ricky masturbating. That's kind of weird.
Posted by another Andy on November 18, 2008 at 4:11 PM
13
Such sad makeup. On both of them.
Posted by Calpete on November 18, 2008 at 5:30 PM
14
This is easily the best parody of all, from our friends at the Midwest Teen Sex Show.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o52AaP4VS…
Posted by JoVee on November 18, 2008 at 9:08 PM
15
OK, this is going all over my Facebook.
Posted by jade on November 19, 2008 at 3:08 PM

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