Tuesday, November 18, 2008
Books / Film Re: When Is Paste Pot Pete Gonna Get His Own Movie?
Posted by Paul Constant on Tue, Nov 18, 2008 at 1:35 PM
Whatever, Jonah. There's only one comic book movie I'm really excited for. And it's just from a comic book company's film development division; it hasn't actually been published yet.
Sammo Hung is negotiations to star in "War Monkeys," a horror comedy shaping up to be the biggest feature yet from the independent arm of Dark Horse Films....
The horror comedy follows two janitors who, during a Christmas holiday, get trapped in an underground research facility after accidentally unleashing military-trained Rhesus monkeys. Hung is one of the janitors who battles the rabid simians.
War Monkeys! Only one comic book adaptation could possibly be better than this:
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Aw, Paul. Now I have the song stuck in my head. So do you. SO sing along:
"Monkey hate technology!
Robot hate the mon-key!
They will fight eternally!
MONKEY ... VERSUS .. RO-BOT!"
"Monkey hate technology!
Robot hate the mon-key!
They will fight eternally!
MONKEY ... VERSUS .. RO-BOT!"
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Perhaps, but it's definitely no Super Rocket Monkey
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Whatever, they already implemented my battle dress armored war chickens .... and my psionic chickens.
Soon you will learn the power of the dark side of gerbils ...
Soon you will learn the power of the dark side of gerbils ...
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otter @1: I knew about the CD, but not the movie. Where can I get my weaselly little paws on that movie?
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