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Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Monica Guzman Wants To Know

Posted by Erica C. Barnett on Tue, Nov 18, 2008 at 5:17 PM

An interrogative poem:

So, what makes Twilight so awesome?

Should I pick it up?


Why would anyone steal parking pay stations?

What do you think the criminals are going to do with them?


Should we keep the King County Fair?

Don't know the difference?


Happy Seahawks fans?

Where will these tech-savvy leaders direct their newfound energy?


Want a house in Oregon?

How can we help Seattle get things done?


What will the Chief Technology Officer do?

How's this for an ode to the neighborhood?


What makes your neighborhood sing?

Does anyone know what this is about?


Is it rejected debris or spontaneous public art?

The message?


Should civil rights be up for popular vote?

Can a consensus of some kind be reached on this issue?


What can we all agree on?

—Monica Guzman, Seattle P-I, November 11-18, 2008

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1
Wow, it is really difficult to read the gay marriage debaters. reminds me of what we are up against.
Posted by Non on November 18, 2008 at 5:56 PM
2
Do you hate Monica Guzman because she's like the youngest, least powerful journalist in Seattle? They wouldn't even let her in the Guild, right? And she's female.

Is that why? Or what? Why do you hate her?
Posted by elenchos on November 18, 2008 at 6:05 PM
3
Where's the hate here, elenchos? I'm pretty sure MG is digging the attention.
Posted by Dan Savage on November 18, 2008 at 6:13 PM
4
I'm in the italics.
Posted by The hate on November 18, 2008 at 6:20 PM
5
Well, I detect a hint of contempt. And disdain. And smug superiority. Perhaps nobody but me sees it.

That, plus this is not the first, nor the second, nor the third time that ECB has soared high above everything blogged and printed in this town and then swooped down to eviscerate one of Guzman's blog posts found three clicks in from the front page of the PI's web site. Erica's usual complaint seems to stem from her critical evaluation of Monica's intelligence, and gravitas.
Posted by elenchos on November 18, 2008 at 6:40 PM
6
I wonder what blogging for the PI pays. Is it per post? Word count? Salary? Is it a backdoor to the print edition?
Posted by mcFly on November 18, 2008 at 6:50 PM
7
She added me on Facebook today. After two messages, I removed her. I feel good.
Posted by Mr. Poe on November 18, 2008 at 6:55 PM
8
no, you're not the only one who sees it elenchos, but hey! this thing is like that thing, isn't it?
Posted by josh on November 18, 2008 at 6:58 PM
9
Josh, that IS a good poem. I don't blog them if I don't think they're good.
Posted by elenchos on November 18, 2008 at 7:26 PM
10
She's friends with Will in Seattle...
Posted by says it all on November 18, 2008 at 7:30 PM
11
"What can we all agree on?" That ECB hates female journalists - and believe you me, we hate her stink, too.
Posted by Which union are you in, ECB? on November 18, 2008 at 7:33 PM
12
facebook is a virus.
Posted by poltroon on November 18, 2008 at 7:35 PM
13
She's one of the first five members of the Slog Facebook group, that must count for something.
Posted by Jessica on November 18, 2008 at 7:36 PM
14
ECB is bitter that Monica got the job she wanted. It's pretty sad. Could you be a little less petty, Erica?
Posted by Carollani on November 18, 2008 at 8:08 PM
15
Monica is a nice person in real life and she's disparately seeking to emulate you Erica. No joke.

You should feel ashamed.
Posted by Sir Learnsalot on November 18, 2008 at 8:16 PM
16
Can we please address the question of the King County Fair? I hate to say it, but it needs to go.
Posted by TVDinner on November 18, 2008 at 8:52 PM
17
Erica! Geez!
Posted by inoright? on November 18, 2008 at 8:54 PM
18
Topic for your next therapy session: Why do you need to humiliate other journalists to prove your worth as a writer?
Posted by Just a suggestion on November 18, 2008 at 8:55 PM
19
Erica, I'm totally with you here. You can win me over by writing more of these.
Posted by Mr. Poe on November 18, 2008 at 9:06 PM
20
God, Erica, you're starting to turn into that obsessive loser Dylan over at Metblogs.
Posted by dw on November 18, 2008 at 10:04 PM
21
Don't really get the hate/sarcasm/smugness here. She's a nice person just doing her job. What's the issue?
Posted by paul in kirkland on November 18, 2008 at 10:36 PM
22
o.k., point taken w/r/t the quality of the bjc found poems.

I'll also join in the chorus of those saying that Monica is an incredibly nice person who takes her job seriously and is sincerely interested in engaging readers even if it means asking a lot of questions in her posts.
Posted by josh on November 18, 2008 at 10:45 PM
23
I don't get it, is this because each link takes you to some hypothetical question posed by Guzman? Isn't, like, every Mudede post ever some trite and insular hypothetical question?
Posted by levide on November 18, 2008 at 10:52 PM
24
@ levide: that was hilarious.

I'm not going into this ECB versus MG crap, but I do have to say that the Big Blog now has a "Today in PR" segment.

It's like Monica doesn't even try anymore.
Posted by Smurfs! on November 18, 2008 at 11:47 PM
25
She's so dumb it's fun to be nasty.
Posted by What do you think the criminals are going to do with them? on November 19, 2008 at 8:22 AM
26
Suddenly, the P-I wonders why Monica's blog traffic sees a huge spike today.
Posted by hohoho green giant on November 19, 2008 at 9:08 AM
27
@2 for the win.

At least she gets hits, unlike the Times.
Posted by Will in Seattle on November 19, 2008 at 10:07 AM
28
and @10, you should have posted as Mr Poe ...
Posted by Will in Seattle on November 19, 2008 at 10:08 AM
29
The King County Fair should stay open but expect smaller crowds. Just because there are no farms on Capital Hill or Fremont doesn't mean there aren't farms in King County and Kids in the 4H and FFA. Seattle has Bumbershoot. Let South King County and the Eastside farmers have the fair.
Posted by elswinger on November 19, 2008 at 11:02 AM
30
Monica is nice and smokin hot too
Posted by Monica Fan on November 19, 2008 at 4:51 PM
31
Monica is a nice person, apparently Erica can't relate. Why so much anger towards a fellow female journalist trying to eek out a living?
Posted by inahotminute on November 20, 2008 at 4:40 PM

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