The AP calls the Alaska Senate race for Democrat Mark Begich:
ANCHORAGE, Alaska — Alaska Sen. Ted Stevens has lost his bid for a seventh term. The longest-serving Republican in the history of the Senate trailed Anchorage Mayor Mark Begich by 3,724 votes after Tuesday's count. That's an insurmountable lead with only about 2,500 overseas ballots left to be counted.Stevens, who turned 85 Tuesday, also revealed that he will not ask President George W. Bush to give him a pardon for his seven felony convictions.
That gives the Democrats 58 seats in the Senate, just two votes shy of a filibuster-proof majority. (With two Senate races, in Minnesota and Georgia, still undecided.)

Dan Lewis also deserves a smack for his lie-packed lead-in to last night's KOMO 4 News "report" about the Center for Sex Positive Culture. Let's take it line by line:
Could your tax dollars be paying for a sex club?
No, Dan, they couldn't. Maybe they could in some alternate universe where the US government subsidizes sex clubs. But nobody's tax dollars are funding the Center for Sex Positive Culture in Seattle. As a non-profit, the Center doesn't pay certain taxes. Just like innumerable other clubs, theaters, churches, etc., etc. It receives no subsidies or grants from the federal government—unlike clubs, theaters, churches, etc. The Center doesn't get a cent of "your tax dollars," Dan, or mine, or your viewer's, or anyone else's. Tax dollars paying for a sex club? That's a lie.
The Problem Solvers have learned that a Seattle woman is looking for state and federal money to help finance part of her sex organization.
Is the Center in line for a federal bailout? No, it's not—and, again, it's not getting grants from the state or federal government. It's also not applying for any. So this "Seattle woman looking for state and federal money" to run her sex club? Another lie, Lewis. Oddly this charge isn't mentioned anywhere in lying sack of shit Ginter's report.
KOMO 4 Problem Solver Marlee Ginter went to find out where your hard-earned money might be going.
I suppose you've covered your butt with that "might"—yeah, your money might be going to the Center, after all anything could be happening in that alternate universe where our federal government showers money on sex clubs—but, again, you're working awfully hard to leave your viewers with the impression that the Center is on the dole somehow, that they're relying on checks from the government to keep their doors open. You've either confused the Center for Sex Positive Culture with WaMu, Lewis, or you feel you can lie with impunity about the Center because it allows people to have sex—ZOMG! SECKS! DIRTY, DIRTY SECKS—on the premises.
Writes Slavoj Žižek:
Noam Chomsky called for people to vote for Obama ‘without illusions’. I fully share Chomsky’s doubts about the real consequences of Obama’s victory: from a pragmatic perspective, it is quite possible that Obama will make only some minor improvements, turning out to be ‘Bush with a human face’. He will pursue the same basic policies in a more attractive way and thus effectively strengthen the US hegemony, damaged by the catastrophe of the Bush years.There is nonetheless something deeply wrong with this reaction – a key dimension is missing from it. Obama’s victory is not just another shift in the eternal parliamentary struggle for a majority, with all the pragmatic calculations and manipulations that involves. It is a sign of something more. This is why an American friend of mine, a hardened leftist with no illusions, cried when the news came of Obama’s victory. Whatever our doubts, for that moment each of us was free and participating in the universal freedom of humanity.
Federal agents, Seattle Police and King County Sheriff's Deputies raided three businesses in the Seattle area earlier this afternoon as part of a prostitution and money laundering investigation.
Donald Kerry Frey, Nguyen Tran Nguyen and Minh Thuy Thi Nguyen have been indicted in US District Court for allegedly running brothels out of the Aloha Tanning Resort in Renton, the Avalon Spa on Aurora in Seattle and the Malibu Tanning Spa in Tukwila.
In the last three years, the indictment says, Nguyen Tran Nguyen purchased approximately seventy airline tickets for "numerous Asian females" to travel between California and Washington to work in the brothels. Records say Nguyen provided Frey with thousands of dollars of proceeds from the brothels.
In an unrelated case, Seattle Police also served a search warrant on another Aurora spa just a few blocks north of the Avalon Spa earlier this year to investigate another alleged brothel.
Between June and August 2008, records say undercover VICE officers were offered sex at Paradise Tanning on 100th and Aurora. The business was temporarily shut down before being reopened under another name.
Police have apparently been working with the property owner to evict the business.

Neil Gaiman recently celebrated the 20th anniversary of the first publication of his Sandman comic book. I think I just heard my knuckles creak as I typed that last sentence.
A hand model, magician and actor blames a Martha Stewart-branded lounge chair for snipping off a bit of his livelihood.
In a lawsuit filed Monday against Kmart Corp. and Martha Stewart Living Omnimedia, Patrick Albanese said he was moving the Martha Stewart Everyday lounge chair on a deck in June when the front tubular legs collapsed, crushing his right index finger between one of the chair legs and a tubular bar on the base of the chair.
The lawsuit said the fingertip fell beneath the deck but was later retrieved by a relative. Albanese's attorney, Guy Cook, said the finger tip was reattached by a surgeon.
Albanese, of the Des Moines suburb of Clive, is seeking compensation for past and future medical expenses, physical and mental pain and suffering, permanent partial disfigurement and loss of earning capacity.
While Albanese is reportedly not suffering for hand model work, the incident "has had a bigger impact on Albenese's work as a magician."
Via Forbes
UPDATE: I had no knowledge of ECB's recent Martha Stewart coverage prior to posting this.
An interrogative poem:
So, what makes Twilight so awesome?
Should I pick it up?
Why would anyone steal parking pay stations?
What do you think the criminals are going to do with them?
Should we keep the King County Fair?
Don't know the difference?
Happy Seahawks fans?
Where will these tech-savvy leaders direct their newfound energy?
Want a house in Oregon?
How can we help Seattle get things done?
What will the Chief Technology Officer do?
How's this for an ode to the neighborhood?
What makes your neighborhood sing?
Does anyone know what this is about?
Is it rejected debris or spontaneous public art?
The message?
Should civil rights be up for popular vote?
Can a consensus of some kind be reached on this issue?
—Monica Guzman, Seattle P-I, November 11-18, 2008
Brian Alexander is the author of America Unzipped—you can read about his book here—and he was interviewed about his experience visiting the Center for Sex Positive Culture in Marlee Ginter's "problem solver" report last night on KOMO 4 News.

Watching Alexander's brief comments in Ginter's report I got the impression that he was opposed to the what goes on at the Center—the work they do, the parties they host—and that America Unzipped must be a book-length condemnation of alternative sex cultures. Not true. Not only isn't Alexander opposed to alternative sex cultures, it turns out that he wasn't interviewed for Ginter's piece. Ginter lifted clips from an interview Alexander did for KOMO more than a year ago when his book first came out. Ginter took Alexander's comments out of context and worked to create the impression that Alexander was just as shocked by the goings on at the Center—ZOMG! SECKS! THEY'RE DOING SECKS THERE!—as Ginter herself either is or pretends to be when the little red light is on.
And—surprise!—Alexander isn't happy with Ginter or KOMO. Here's the letter he sent Ginter:
Dear Ms. Ginter:I was surprised to receive a link to Dan Savage's blog that featured your report from last night on Komo-TV that featured a snippet of an hour-long conversation I had in your studios nearly one year ago when my book—which you pictured—debuted.
While I admired the breathless style, and the very creative editing that must have taxed the imagination of the editor, I was disconcerted because your report made it appear as if 1) I conducted some sort of scary undercover sting or investigation 2) I was shocked by what I saw 3) I condemned it.
None of these are true.
In fact, I recall saying in the interview that the club members were "normal" and not scary, that the club had a very real educational purpose, and that my reporting for the previous year, in communities across the country, showed how much more mainstream BDSM and other formerly alternative sex practices were becoming.
Sheesh.
If you had bothered to read the book, or even the chapter based in Seattle—or even if you had watched your own station's brief interview with me taped on that same day for the afternoon show—you would have known that I spent time with Allena and with club members and that I had been welcomed with openness and graciousness, just as you apparently were. I made it clear that while I did not find some of the activities of some members to my taste, I was not condemning.
I realize that doesn't make for good "hard-hitting" TV news but boy, you really made the most of what you had. Way to go.
Now I feel as if I should apologize to Allena and the other club members. But I also feel you owe an apology to me for putting me in this position.
Pretty cheesy.
Yours,
Brian Alexander
Alexander may have to wait a while for an apology from Ginter, Seattle's own Kandiss Crone. But I'd like to apologize to Alexander for falling for Ginter's unethical bullshit and calling him a, um, "douchebag" in the post I wrote last night after seeing the teaser for Ginter's lie-packed attempted take-down of the Center. Um, sorry about that, Brian.
It's not too late to give Ginter—sexphobe, liar, unethical journalist—a piece of your mind. Email her at MGinter@komotv.com.
Ladies and gentlemen: SNOOP DOGG ON MARTHA STEWART!!
Part 1:
Part 2:
Martha: "What would you call this?" (Holding up kitchen knife).
Snoop: "That's a shank."
* Jonah wanted me to call this post "Martha's Minstrel Show," but I'm incapable of saying an unkind word about Martha Stewart.
Bill O'Reilly could make a documentary of any major U.S. city, interviewing the dregs and pariahs of society and those afraid to get near them. But O'Reilly makes one about San Francisco, forecasting what will happen to America under Obama's rule.
"Where will the new Obama administration take the country?" he asks. "As we reported, the far left is emboldened now that Barack Obama has been elected president, and nowhere is the radical left government more on display than in the city of San Francisco."
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Via the Huffington Post.
As Eli Sanders posted on November 14 (for some reason our search engine is giving me a 404 error when I try to go to the post, so I can't link it right now), among the Seattle Times staffers to be let go is Sheila Farr, art critic.
Farr is one of many writers at the paper to take the buyouts, but it was more than a simple voluntary buyout. Farr explained in an email:
The newspaper is eliminating my position as art critic and offered me a different job doing some arts coverage as well as hard news. I decided not to do that and turned in an "expression of interest" in a voluntary lay-off, which was accepted. I will continue in my position as art critic until 12/12.
If the Times wanted to keep Farr but lose the critic job, then what is its reasoning for keeping a full-time theater critic? Is the paper sending a message to the city about the importance of theater over art? If so, how is it measuring that? (Or am I imputing too much actual intention to what may just be a roiling mess over there?)
Either way, it's depressing.
Seattle Police have arrested a man who allegedly robbed Capitol Hill's favorite dildo emporium, Babeland, last Thursday night.
Yesterday, police arrested Charmarke Abdi-Issa, 28, for investigation of robbery. Police believe Abdi-Issa has robbed seven small businesses and one cab driver since October 28th.
According to Babeland staff, Abdi-Issa came in to their store around 9pm on November 13th and told an employee he was looking for a Fleshlight. When an employee opened the cash register to ring him up, Abdi-Issa allegedly pulled a gun and told the staff member to go to the back of the store.
Babeland's Assistant Manager, Status Causey, says Abdi-Issa left with about $175 and the Fleshlight.

Seattle's Office of Arts & Cultural Affairs and SDOT is looking for an artist to do a residency inside one of the Fremont Bridge towers in summer 2009. Details on the jump.
Matt over at Orphan Road points out that we in Seattle are actually subsidizing bus service in the rest of King County. Systemwide, Metro's "fare recovery"—how much of Metro's operating expenses are paid for by fares—is much lower in the East subarea (14.4 percent fare recovery) and the south subarea (19.6 percent) than in the West subarea, which includes Seattle (25.7 percent). Ridership, unsurprisingly, is also much higher in the West subarea, with 73 million annual rides to the south's 24 million and the east's 11 million. So if you're a Metro rider in South or East King County, you have us Seattleites to thank for the fact that your bus fares aren't going up more than 50 cents.

GOOD Magazine has a great little graphic up showing the smoking laws, price per pack of cigarettes, and how many smokers there are in each of the 50 states. 17.1% of the population of Washington State are smokers, which means we have fewer smokers than all but four states. Our price per pack is among the highest in the U.S., and we have more smoking laws than lots of other states, too. Do you think there's a correlation?
The worst state is Kentucky, which has no major laws, charges roughly $2.90 a pack for cigarettes, and smokers make up 28.6% of their population. 'Course, if cigarettes still cost less than three bucks a pack here, I'd probably still be smoking, too. Expecially if I could smoke them wherever I wanted.
Spot.us is a website where people submit tips, journalists submit pitches, everyone offers their money to fund the pitches, and then the stories are published open source, unless a media organization wants exclusive rights, in which case they pay for at least 50% of the story. It's also non-profit, and tax-deductible.
Is this the future of journalism?
Nestle Prepared Foods Company is recalling 900,000 pounds of Lean Cuisine after boxes of frozen chicken meals turned up pieces of hard, blue plastic.
The USDA considered the blue plastic a potential health threat and has ranked the recall as Class I — a "health hazard situation where there is a reasonable probability that the use of the product will cause serious, adverse health consequences or death.

A horrifying crime—a man beats a little girl to death, in the presence of her mother, whom he also abused—is compounded by an also-horrifying double standard: The man, the killer, receives 26 to 29 years, while the woman, who said she feared the killer would kill her too, gets a sentence as much as 17 years longer. The reasoning? The woman—the "mommy," as the prosecution referred to her repeatedly —had an extra obligation, as a mother, to prevent her abusive husband from beating her child.
The prosecution's (and the jury's) presumption: Men are violent, women nurture. When a man behaves violently, he is acting out his nature; when a woman fails to nurture, she is violating hers—a crime far more heinous than if she'd actually delivered the fatal blows.
In Texas, of all places.
From my upcoming, and very short, report on the new round of job cuts at the Seattle Times:
In the Times newsroom, which is now set to lose a total of about 65 staffers this year, the mood is reportedly grim."It's a dismal goddamn place," said one longtime employee. "The whole newsroom is just sort of seething with despair. It's vibrating out the walls like some kind of horrible acid trip, with no come-down in sight."

Slog Tipper Alyson points us to this lovely Vice Magazine interview with Lynda Barry. It begins exactly the way every interview with Lynda Barry should begin:
Vice: You. Are. Amazing.
But then the minute Barry starts talking, it's clear she's distracted:
Lynda Barry: Thanks, but I’m not feeling very amazing at all. Ever since I found out an industrial wind farm is being planned for right beside our place—67 turbines, each standing 40 stories tall, 1,000 feet from our door. We’re looking at losing everything we’ve worked for—maybe having to move and start over. I’ll try not to mention it again, but if you would like to know more about a whole other side of “wind energy” you can visit the website I run for our community. It’s at betterplan.squarespace.com. I do want people to know these machines are not benign. They bring a lot of misery to those who are forced to live among them.
She says she'll try not to mention it again, but about a quarter of the interview is about the turbines. The other three quarters is great stuff, though, and I think, in many ways, it wouldn't be a great Lynda Barry interview without some sort of sad distraction pulling on the edges of it.
Dear Dina: Remember a few years back, when you digitally inserted yourself into that TV commercial from Bryman, and the whole world was grateful? Please consider repeating the miracle with this:
(P.S. Dina Martina has a new Christmas show opening in Seattle next Friday, Nov 28.)

Ssssssssst. That whooshing noise coming from the Belasco Theater is the sound of the air being let out of David Mamet’s dialogue. Robert Falls’s deflated revival of Mr. Mamet’s “American Buffalo” — which opened on Monday night with the mixed-nut ensemble of John Leguizamo, Cedric the Entertainer and Haley Joel Osment — evokes the woeful image of a souped-up sports car’s flat tire, built for speed but going nowhere.
Ben Brantley lays it down.
Ticket sales, I'm guessing, are still going to kick ass, if only to watch Haley Joel get bludgeoned nearly to death at the end.
Whatever, Jonah. There's only one comic book movie I'm really excited for. And it's just from a comic book company's film development division; it hasn't actually been published yet.
Sammo Hung is negotiations to star in "War Monkeys," a horror comedy shaping up to be the biggest feature yet from the independent arm of Dark Horse Films....
The horror comedy follows two janitors who, during a Christmas holiday, get trapped in an underground research facility after accidentally unleashing military-trained Rhesus monkeys. Hung is one of the janitors who battles the rabid simians.
War Monkeys! Only one comic book adaptation could possibly be better than this:

I keep being forwarded this article about the rising trend of non-profit news gathering. It's not the first time I've heard of this phenomenon, but it's an interesting read:
As America’s newspapers shrink and shed staff, and broadcast news outlets sink in the ratings, a new kind of Web-based news operation has arisen in several cities...Their news coverage and hard-digging investigative reporting stand out in an Internet landscape long dominated by partisan commentary, gossip, vitriol and citizen journalism posted by unpaid amateurs.
The fledgling movement has reached a sufficient critical mass, its founders think, so they plan to form an association, angling for national advertising and foundation grants that they could not compete for singly. And hardly a week goes by without a call from journalists around the country seeking advice about starting their own online news outlets.
Here in Seattle, Crosscut is considering going non-profit (as opposed to non-profitable, which I hear is its current situation). Whether or not that publication makes it work as a non-profit, it does seem, with all the layoffs and departures at the Seattle Times, and all the assorted people I know who have bailed out of for-profit print jobs because of the grim trend-lines, that some sort of non-profit news publication could easily crop up in our city.
Which points at yet another bind that for-profit newspapers are in these days.
They can't make enough money via online advertising to make up for the revenue they're losing as their print readers and print advertisers disappear. So they start laying off writers to cut costs. But, when they do this, they create a pool of unemployed, trained writers who, because of the low barriers to entry into the online information market, can potentially band together and compete with their former employers as a .org.
Just another irony for a very troubled industry.