Or, as I like to call it, "Emotionally Raping Your Dog for Profit and Pleasure (Mostly Pleasure)."
Exhibit A: "A Poodle Ninja Turtle-Leonardoodle"
My condolences to Cindy the poodle (couldn't she at LEAST get to be Donatello?).
(Thanks to my friend Andrew, professional mucker-outer of the internet's batshitcraziest corners.)
