Imagine if this:

...was turned into this:

Some dudes want to make this happen with a "Nintendo Amusement Park" rig complete with jump-boosting harnesses. They have the concept and tech down, it appears; they just need the cash (and, obviously, a cast of midgets that likes dressing up and being jumped upon).
This kind of silly shit is the next generation's equivalent of rich tycoons paying to fly to space. And, well, what can I say? I want in.
In today's New York Times:
Supporters of the proposition have repeatedly argued that Proposition 8 was not antigay, but merely pro-marriage.“The marriage is between a man and women,” said Frank Schubert, the campaign manager for Protect Marriage, the leading group behind passing Proposition 8. “If they want to legalize same-sex marriage, they are gong to have to bring a proposal before the people of California. That’s how democracy works.”
Marriage is between a man and women? How many women, Schubert? As many as you want? (Schubert is the guy who led the charge to get Prop 8 passed, who came up with the devious winning strategy, and who called the emergency meeting right before election day, when it looked like Prop 8 might go down in flames, and convinced a bunch of religious crazy people to give a ton of last-minute money—including $1 million from the grandson of a former president of the Mormon Church.)
We had a wonderful, loud, beautiful rally and march in Seattle yesterday, but what next? Ron Sims seemed pretty fuckin' fired up to offer marriage rights to same-sex couples. Do we stage small daily protests outside city hall? I can take Fridays. Ed Murray is working in Olympia to slowly move towards full partnership benefits. Do we take a protest down to Olympia this weekend? My car can carry 5 adults and all their signs. We didn't FINISH anything yesterday. What's next?Lindsey
The White House's drug-enforcement office.
Rep. Jim Ramstad's name is bouncing around as a possible "drug czar" — the name given the head of the White House Office of National Drug Control Policy. Ramstad, a Minnesota Republican, is in recovery himself and has been a longtime proponent of treatment for drug abuse. […]Ramstad has consistently voted against medical marijuana in Congress, opposing an effort to prevent the federal government from raiding or arresting medical marijuana clubs in states where it is legal.
Of course Ramstad supports treatment. Everybody says they support treatment. Bush’s sitting drug czar, John P. Walters, can’t shut up about how much he adores treatment. And at a press conference in Seattle, City Attorney Tom Carr stood next to the drug czar to oppose I-75 at a detox facility that prizes treatment. But Walters, Carr, and the like ruthlessly defend a policy to keep arresting record numbers of people for low-level drug offenses while we only have enough funding to help one in five people who seek treatment.
This is the bait-and-switch rhetoric that emerged under the Bush Administration. If Obama picks Ramstad, expect the same line of bullshit. Keep in mind, this is the Office of National Drug Control Policy, and our country’s drug policy is clear: We lock up people caught with drugs. That’s where the 70 percent of the money goes. Not treatment. Not to needle exchange that saves lives. Not to education programs that actually reduce drug abuse. The remaining 30 percent is divided into some treatment, the counter-productive D.A.R.E. programs and those far-fetched anti-drug ads. But if Ramstad is pushing raids on medical marijuana patients—the most repugnant aspect of federal drug policy—he’s sure not going to prioritize treatment or consider a change to "the failed policies of the last eight years."
Meanwhile, change is already coming on the state level.

Theater

Two readings today.
Linda Bierds reads at Open Books. Rayne DeMartini, my intern, says Flight
could be graceful and intelligent or could be an entire book of naughty menopausal metaphors like this:Think of two men/each at his milky page, thirst and the dipper/a moment away and the whole unbroken before them.
I cannot put it any better than my intern put it.
Up at Third Place Books, Kim-An Lieberman reads from Breaking the Map, which is about "mythical Vietnam, contemporary America and the enduring landscape of memory." It is a book of poetry, and this is the reading I recommend of the two today.
The full readings calendar, including the next week or so, is here.
Posted by News Intern Aaron Pickus
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For the morning fog...