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Thursday, November 13, 2008

"It's smart! It's thrilling!"

Posted by on Thu, Nov 13, 2008 at 11:27 AM

"It provides kicks to be a homosexual!"

This is the generation that is dying off:

Watch for this "transvestite" (?):
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And learn how "magnificent Egypt, classical Greece, and imperial Rome" all crumbled away because of us perverts.

Via Cracked.com and Slog tipper Johnny.

 

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1
This sounds like an ad for Savage Love. Sign me up!
Posted by bored in Indiana on November 13, 2008 at 11:44 AM
2
Even in malt shops...
Posted by Eric Grandy on November 13, 2008 at 11:46 AM
3
LOL

@ 1

You beat me too it, this would make a great Stranger ad
Posted by Jonathan on November 13, 2008 at 12:03 PM
4
Didn't Rome collapse AFTER they embrassed Christianity? And they were at their peak of power when they worshiped Jupiter and all the rest of the Roman Gods.
Posted by Cato the Younger Younger on November 13, 2008 at 12:05 PM
5
Protecting us from perversion is all fine and dandy, but as with past hatch videos, this does nothing to explain what the numbers mean or how they moved the island.
Posted by Dave in Chicago on November 13, 2008 at 12:16 PM
6
From Cincinnati, Ohio. WOO-WHOOO
Posted by fARTing on November 13, 2008 at 12:29 PM
7
That is one hot transvestite. Methinks he is an excellent recruting tool, no?
Posted by bobbo on November 13, 2008 at 12:47 PM
8
All the cool kids are doing it!
Posted by NapoleonXIV on November 13, 2008 at 12:55 PM
9
That is one ripped '50s dude. I thought abs were invented sometime around 1987?
Posted by laterite on November 13, 2008 at 12:59 PM
10
So are they going to blame the Wall Street meltdown and collapse of USA as a super power (thanks, Bush!) on the gays?
Posted by Anon on November 13, 2008 at 1:03 PM
11
As a straight man I have to say that outfit would indeed look a lot better on a woman.
Posted by Fnarf on November 13, 2008 at 1:18 PM
12
"Once a person is perverted, it is practically impossible for that person to adjust to normal attitudes in regard to sex"

Someone tell the fundies, please. They can stop all the ex-gay courses.
Posted by banjoboy on November 13, 2008 at 1:18 PM
13
Confidential to topless transvestite: ur doin it rong.
Posted by banjoboy on November 13, 2008 at 1:19 PM
14
dear poster, who the fuck are you?
Posted by hate the new comment system on November 13, 2008 at 1:24 PM
15
What was that originally produced for? Seems a bit angry to have been shown in schools... did a church make it? I always wonder what the outlet for these things was supposed to be.
Posted by Dougsf on November 13, 2008 at 1:54 PM
16
Gee Paw, d'you s'pose 1958'll be diffrent somehow?
Posted by Uncle Vinny on November 13, 2008 at 2:12 PM
17
It has the stench of the Catholic Church all over it. Those fucking child rapers are the ones with the history of vile inhumanity and sick Popes. Do you think it was just a coincidence that the Nazis were all raised in "Good Christian homes" and murdered Jews and homosexuals by the millions?
Posted by Vince on November 13, 2008 at 3:26 PM
18
Dear hate the new comment system, I am the copy editor.
Posted by Jesse Vernon on November 13, 2008 at 5:10 PM
19
Sort of ambivelent about the new comment system, except that I can't view comments at work anymore. I can read slog, but the comments are blocked. I'm more productive, I guess, but I miss me some slog.
Oh, and how long, exactly until the die-off commences?
Posted by mkyorai on November 13, 2008 at 5:18 PM
20
Jesus H., that is so weird. Btw, all my wingnuts tell me that it's progressive taxation that made all the great civilizations fail. Come on, now, which is it? That's kind of important to know.
Posted by piminnowcheez on November 13, 2008 at 5:27 PM
21
Did anyone notice the Julius Streicher-style "Jew" at :43? Yeah, this is some fucked up shit...I'm thinking CDL stands for "Christian Defense League" or "Catholic Defense League."

Malt shops...LOL
Posted by Jubilation T. Cornball on November 13, 2008 at 5:37 PM
22
@19, are you reading comments from the permalink page? That goes to slog.thestranger.com instead of www.thestranger.com (and it's way easier to read, anyway).
Posted by Secret Tech Support on November 13, 2008 at 5:42 PM
23
"Once a person is perverted, it is practically impossible for that person to adjust to normal attitudes in regard to sex"

Normal Attitudes: code for vanilla, missionary, and boring.
Posted by Y.F. on November 13, 2008 at 6:44 PM
24
Catharine MacKinnon was right. Stop porn now.
Posted by Unslaked Lust on November 14, 2008 at 11:19 AM

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