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Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Re: Slog Happy Is One Week Away

Posted by on Wed, Nov 12, 2008 at 1:43 PM

If we're going to do a Slog Happy of Shame, why don't we just have commenters read out loud, in person, for a real-life audience some of their more heinous/hilarious comments? I would pay money to see Mr. Poe et al recite some real talk on the microphone. After all, what's more embarrassing than blog comments?

 

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1
You don't have to pay money to hear me talk shit.
Posted by boycotting slog (super-duper clearly) on November 12, 2008 at 1:49 PM
2
"After all, what's more embarrassing than blog comments?"

Line out?
Posted by um on November 12, 2008 at 1:55 PM
3
Writing for Line Out?
Posted by um on November 12, 2008 at 1:56 PM
4
Does your girlfriend know you're gay?
Posted by Mr. Poe on November 12, 2008 at 1:59 PM
5
Eh, it's a living (Line Out, not being gay).
Posted by Eric Grandy on November 12, 2008 at 2:00 PM
6
Since you took away the search feature I won't be able to repeat them verbatim.

But I have said some crazy real shit about:

Puppies
Native Americans
Heath Ledger

What am I leaving out?
Posted by Bellevue Ave on November 12, 2008 at 2:00 PM
7
@4 it should read;

Does your boyfriend know you're straight?
Posted by Bellevue Ave on November 12, 2008 at 2:01 PM
8
Nobody knows I'm a muppet.
Posted by Cookie W. Monster on November 12, 2008 at 2:05 PM
9
Why isn't there a category for someone like me? I want to read too.
Posted by elenchos on November 12, 2008 at 2:18 PM
10
I would like to volunteer to read people's blog comments - I could wear a shirt that says "post comments" and would read on cue
Posted by jenzwick on November 12, 2008 at 2:20 PM
11
Of course, we're going to force you to recite a CAPTCHA before you're allowed to read the quotes.
Posted by jaaaaaaaaay! on November 12, 2008 at 2:24 PM
12

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Posted by Flipper on November 12, 2008 at 2:33 PM
13
FRACK. I can't go next week because the COSPAR meeting got pushed back to next Wednesday. I think I am going to cry a little now.
Posted by Greg on November 12, 2008 at 3:35 PM
14
@13: Don't cry, dry your eye.
Posted by Mikki on November 12, 2008 at 4:07 PM
15
Thankfully my comments are always made with poise and prose.
Posted by Joh on November 12, 2008 at 4:29 PM
16
Have fun.
Posted by COMTE on November 12, 2008 at 8:09 PM
17
@12: I love that web site. 'A personal perspective.' Hilarious.
Posted by Greg on November 12, 2008 at 11:04 PM
18
I just have to vent. I can’t fucking stand meat eaters and the way you push your immoral and unhealthy practices on others. I’m vegan, and all I want is for people to respect our choice to not eat meat, but no. Every time we go a restaurant and everyone else is eating meat, we get ostrichized. FUCK YOU lard bags, all of you are candidates for strokes and heart-attacks, sitting on your computers jerking off and getting fatter and fatter. Look at my face, make you hard nerds? Will as long as you eat meat you’ve never got a shot at touching a girl like me. And guess what? When I eat, I don’t have to commit murder to fill my belly. What is your rational? It’s okay to mutilate and eat animals cuz they are less intelligent? Would you mutilate and eat a mentally challenged person? Think of the starving people in Africa that could have been fed with the produce that was used to fatten your fat, pot-bellied cows. I hope you all rot in hell. I want you to watch this video: http://www.kentuckyfriedcruelty.com/f-kf…. If you have a shred of decency, you will see my point, but if not, when you’re touching yourself tonight thinking about a girl like me, why don’t you just do the rest of the world a favor and rip your dicks off. Jerks.
Posted by Your Dick Here on November 13, 2008 at 12:08 AM
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Miss Congeniality!
Posted by Vince on November 13, 2008 at 7:04 AM

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