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Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Looking to Fill These Long, Empty Post-Election Hours?

Posted by Lindy West on Wed, Nov 12, 2008 at 12:22 PM

How about a rousing round of US Weekly's "Guess the Abs!"?*

CAN YOU FUCKING GUESS?!

secret_abs.jpg

I completely suck at "Guess the Abs!" I guessed the abs all wrong, except for Britney, Ashley Tisdale, and Heidi Montag. And what does it say about me that I can correctly identify the abs of Tisdale? I don't even know me anymore.


*Alternate title: "How Fucking Disgusting is Heidi Montag?"

(Thanks, Meags!)

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1
The thing I like about Montag is how spontaneous and vibrant she is! It's like, can you even believe that photographer got that picture of her so genuinely excited to eat a taco?!!? He's so lucky!
Posted by Meags on November 12, 2008 at 12:26 PM
2
Wouldn't "guess the fake tits" be a better name for this game?
Posted by heywhatsit on November 12, 2008 at 12:27 PM
3
what abs? i bet you could punch right through her stomach if you wanted to.
Posted by Bellevue Ave on November 12, 2008 at 12:37 PM
4
i'm reading this to kill some time:

http://gawker.com/5084164/fake-new-york-…
Posted by asdf on November 12, 2008 at 12:37 PM
5
For some reason I have seen at least half a dozen photos of Heidi Montag in the last 24 hours and every time I think, God what a stupid bitch. I have never even seen her talk. I just know.
Posted by Julie in Chicago on November 12, 2008 at 12:37 PM
6
what abs? i bet you could punch right through her stomach if you wanted to.
Posted by Bellevue Ave on November 12, 2008 at 12:38 PM
7
The jutting hip bone is particularly unnerving.
Posted by hillside_hoyden on November 12, 2008 at 12:39 PM
8
@6. I will volunteer to conduct that scientific experiment. For the betterment of humanity.
Posted by Julie in Chicago on November 12, 2008 at 12:56 PM
9
Those are not "abs". Abs are muscle. That's just skin and bone (and bewbies).
Posted by Reverse Polarity on November 12, 2008 at 1:08 PM
10
you can see her appendix
Posted by Yardlie on November 12, 2008 at 1:19 PM
11
i have no idea who those women are.
Posted by maxsolomon on November 12, 2008 at 1:30 PM
12
Nothing is more disgusting to me than a baggy crotch on a swim suit. *shivers*
Posted by catnextdoor on November 12, 2008 at 1:36 PM
13
Abs? There were abs in that picture?

Oh, sorry. Had to look further down...
Posted by COMTE on November 12, 2008 at 1:55 PM
14
Well, I hope Tara Reid got her nipple fixed, too.
Posted by David Tatelman on November 12, 2008 at 2:11 PM
15
Abs, shmabs! Check out those tits! You can make out the outline of her areola. Love it!

(yes, I know they are totally fake; no I totally don't give a fuck)

Posted by Mike in MO on November 12, 2008 at 2:59 PM
16
The mummified corpse of Hatshepsut, Egypt's only female pharaoh.
Posted by Greg on November 12, 2008 at 3:42 PM
17
Wow! Do you know how many of them I couldn't recognize by their FACE?

(Most!)
Posted by Jordyn on November 12, 2008 at 3:49 PM
18
Can someone please tell me why Heidi Montag is famous?!
Posted by hal on November 12, 2008 at 4:12 PM
19
@18: because apparently people can't get enough of a dumb cunt and his dumb cunt of a girlfriend.
Posted by Jessica on November 12, 2008 at 5:03 PM
20
Oh my god. So nasty.
Posted by Monkey! on November 12, 2008 at 6:39 PM
21
What kind of misogynistic bullshit is this? You are a traitor to your gender. You don't even show her face!
Posted by unapologetic feminist on November 12, 2008 at 7:54 PM
22
people are still getting belly button rings?
Posted by bitch, please. on November 12, 2008 at 8:09 PM

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