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Wednesday, November 12, 2008

How We'll All Be Eating Soon

Posted by Dominic Holden on Wed, Nov 12, 2008 at 2:26 PM

Meet Clara. She’s 91 years old and she's got a series on YouTube about her starchy, dollar-stretching recipes from the Great Depression. Pray the current economy bounces back, but, in case shit gets really bad, note her recipe for a “Poorman’s Meal”:


Clara is, obviously, the cutest person on earth. She’s like the Bob Ross of food. But kill me if I ever eat fried a hot dog.

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1
Dominic, you were obviously never poor as a kid. A fried hot dog is a delicacy.
Posted by Lucky on November 12, 2008 at 2:45 PM
2
Just as obviously, you've never had a Zip's doggoner. Homer would swear off pork chop night forever just to have one.
Posted by smade on November 12, 2008 at 2:58 PM
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@ 1) I have eaten fried hot dogs. So I guess I should have written, "Kill me if I ever eat fried a hot dog again." But My family was actually dang poor for several years when I was a kid. And my parents, being basically European, would save money by buying weird parts of the cow. One week they sent me to school with leftover cow-tongue sandwiches. Grosser than a hot dog--for sure--but at least I knew what it was.
Posted by Dominic Holden on November 12, 2008 at 2:59 PM
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Do you remember the Little Rascals episode "All about Hash?" Poor Robert Blake's parents would fight because his mom would always serve hash. Delicious, delicious hash. He and the rest of Our Gang went on the radio to put on a skit about it to try to get the grownups to stop fighting.
Posted by CML on November 12, 2008 at 3:08 PM
5
My parents are of the depression era, and we ate pretty thrifty when I was growing up, even though Dad had a good job. Chilli, Macaronni 'n Cheese, meatloaf, pigs in a blanket, etc.

The one thing we never had was stewed tomatoes or Spam. Both of my parents said when they thought about the depression, those were the first two foods that came to mind.

btw, if you want to get a good idea about how people got through the depression in Seattle, get ahold of Betty MacDonald's "Anybody Can Do Anything". It takes up after "The Egg and I", when she leaves her husband and comes back to Seattle during the depths of the depression.
Posted by Catalina Vel-DuRay on November 12, 2008 at 3:21 PM
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@5,

The Fred MacMurray movie is based on the first book, right? I guess I'm not surprised that ended in divorce.
Posted by keshmeshi on November 12, 2008 at 3:29 PM
7
We usually do it with leftover cooked potatoes from the day before. And maybe an egg on top. It's simple, tasty and filling.
Posted by elianara on November 12, 2008 at 3:33 PM
8
"kill me if I ever eat a fried hot dog"

"you were obviously never poor as a kid"

jeez - as if frying a hot dog is that outlandish? sometimes this blog is really a fucking echo-chamber.
Posted by pffft on November 12, 2008 at 3:37 PM
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@3: tongue sandwiches rule. If there were Jewish delis in Seattle, everyone would know that...
Posted by Abby on November 12, 2008 at 3:56 PM
10
Wtf? I agree with pffft. You guys are insane. I fry up Tofurkey hot dogs all the time.

Have you never eaten mac & cheese & hot dogs either?

PS Deep fried hot dog = corn dog
Posted by jrrrl on November 12, 2008 at 3:57 PM
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@ 10) I love tofu dogs. I know what's in tofu dogs.
Posted by Dominic Holden on November 12, 2008 at 4:02 PM
12
Ok, makes sense then. :]
Posted by jrrrl on November 12, 2008 at 4:08 PM
13
Wait a sec. I make this with leftover chicken all the time and call it chicken hash. Although I use some vegetables like celery or Brussels sprouts. As a matter of fact, we'll be having this for dinner tomorrow night using the leftovers from tonight's roast chicken.

The Greatest Depression in here!
Posted by Balt-O-Matt on November 12, 2008 at 4:09 PM
14
Yeah-F You, Dominic!

I'm eating a fried hot dog NOW!

tastes GOOD!
Posted by stutter on November 12, 2008 at 4:10 PM
15
I grew up in Hawaii. I loved SPAM before I was poor. SPAM is great! I may make sweet and sour SPAM tonight. (and yes I know what it is made of)
Posted by GDC on November 12, 2008 at 4:19 PM
16
Fried hotdogs are tasty when your starving.
Posted by chaosbound on November 12, 2008 at 4:24 PM
17
Frying! We wish we had fried hot dogs, my grandma used to pickle hot dogs.
Posted by Krissy on November 12, 2008 at 4:43 PM
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ooh, my parents used to make something like this but even simpler: fry potatoes in the electric skillet, then add corned beef from a can (the kind you have to use a key to open). Fry till the meat chunks are crispy on the outside & season with salt and pepper. It was called "corned beef hash."

yum, canned corned beef:
http://www.export-forum.com/americas/ima…
Posted by asteria on November 12, 2008 at 4:52 PM
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@4: The Little Rascals also ate mush with milk. Today they call mush polenta.
Posted by RainMan on November 12, 2008 at 4:59 PM
20
Poor is wishing you had a can of tomato soup, or that the distribution of surplus commodity foods was more frequent. Hot dogs, or any other convenience food, are not what you eat when you're really poor. Thus speaks the youngest of 13. Poor is wishing you had ANYTHING to eat.
Posted by Geni on November 12, 2008 at 5:49 PM
21
You're never really poor when the cooking comes from the heart.
Posted by big family too on November 12, 2008 at 7:16 PM
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@20, yeah, a close friend of mine was the middle of 15 kids. I used to invite him over for supper all the time and he was excited every time. He was also the only person who ever actually ate our school food (free lunch).
Posted by Leslie N. on November 12, 2008 at 8:14 PM
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@22: My husband ate the school lunch too, when it was available. In the late 60s, Seattle Schools offered free lunch, but only when they could pay for it with levy money. At home, they sometimes ate mustard sandwiches. When his mom could afford it, they ate at Herfy's because of the free condiments. Endless pickles and tomatoes.
Posted by WenG on November 12, 2008 at 9:41 PM
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I just have to vent. I can’t fucking stand meat eaters and the way you push your immoral and unhealthy practices on others. I’m vegan, and all I want is for people to respect our choice to not eat meat, but no. Every time we go a restaurant and everyone else is eating meat, we get ostrichized. FUCK YOU lard bags, all of you are candidates for strokes and heart-attacks, sitting on your computers jerking off and getting fatter and fatter. Look at my face, make you hard nerds? Will as long as you eat meat you’ve never got a shot at touching a girl like me. And guess what? When I eat, I don’t have to commit murder to fill my belly. What is your rational? It’s okay to mutilate and eat animals cuz they are less intelligent? Would you mutilate and eat a mentally challenged person? Think of the starving people in Africa that could have been fed with the produce that was used to fatten your fat, pot-bellied cows. I hope you all rot in hell. I want you to watch this video: http://www.kentuckyfriedcruelty.com/f-kf…. If you have a shred of decency, you will see my point, but if not, when you’re touching yourself tonight thinking about a girl like me, why don’t you just do the rest of the world a favor and rip your dicks off. Jerks.
Posted by your name in my asshole on November 13, 2008 at 12:07 AM
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Ostrichized.

Ostrich is DELICIOUS.

Dated a vegan. Bad breath, no ass, couldn't cook.
Posted by Bout sums it up. on November 13, 2008 at 7:51 AM
26
@24: Pics or get the fuck out.
Posted by Greg on November 13, 2008 at 9:05 AM
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Part of the fun of eating meat is knowing that something was killed for your pleasure. If you know it suffered, that makes it even better. Everyone knows that animals that are frightened when they die taste better.

Sometimes its fun to waste food, knowing that the animal truly did die in vain, and there was no need for its existence. Sometimes I'll buy a chicken, for example, and just throw it away.


Posted by Screw the vegans on November 13, 2008 at 9:30 AM
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Get some hot dogs from the deli case, not the cheapest ones, and fry them in peanut oil. I'm not kidding. Peanut oil will make you want to eat fried hot dogs twice a month for the rest of your life.

@24: We are all food. But I'd like to see us get ours less cruelly, I'll give you that.
Posted by Superfrankenstein on November 13, 2008 at 9:40 AM
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#24 has to be a joke. what kind of idiot says "look at my face" on the internet without pics/video? the only thing that makes me think it might be real is the overly judgmental attitude. i haven't eaten meat in years and often eat vegan, but people like this actually make me wish i was a meat eater. sometimes i swear PETA is a front for the beef council.
Posted by asteria on November 13, 2008 at 11:23 AM
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Remember, folks, when the apocalypse comes, multilate and eat @24 first.
Posted by Zeitgeist on November 13, 2008 at 11:31 AM

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