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Wednesday, November 12, 2008

I Am a Bad, Bad Fag

Posted by Dan Savage on Wed, Nov 12, 2008 at 8:00 PM

Yes, I just went on Anderson Cooper 360 wearing the SAME SHIRT I was wearing last night when I went on The Colbert Report. I didn't know I would be doing AC360 when I came to NYC so I only packed one shirt—and I went to the big protest in front of the Mormon Temple on 65th Street instead of going shirt shopping, and anyway I hate shopping and I'm bad at it and I'd rather risk incurring your wrath, Sloggers, than spend five minutes clothes shopping in NYC. I understand that many people come to NYC expressly for the shopping. Me? I come for the subway.

In other glamorous developments: I met David Gergen tonight. In the bathroom at CNN. I can proudly say that I took a leak standing shoulder-to-shoulder with an advisor to four presidents. Well, not quite shoulder-to-shoulder; there was a partition between us. But still.

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The sign over the urinal says, "NOTICE: Please flush urinal after using." Mr. Gergen, who is nearly ten feet tall, flushed the urinal after using.

And, yes, I did interrupt Tony Perkins—quite a lot. I've been on TV with Mr. Perkins before, and his MO is never shut up, and run out the clock, and interrupt. And I just wasn't having it tonight.

Protest in NYC Right Now at Mormon Temple

Posted by Jen Graves on Wed, Nov 12, 2008 at 5:23 PM

"Mobbed, absolutely mobbed," Savage writes from his phone.

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And just before that, the homos shut down Broadway.

Lemme Just Say

Posted by Christopher Frizzelle on Wed, Nov 12, 2008 at 5:13 PM

The poster redesign contest for Saturday's rally and march is not meant seriously. It's not any big deal that the original poster looked hastily designed. (And some people think it looks pretty good.) All I meant by turning it into a contest was to get more people to notice/think about the protest, because protests are easy to ignore, and to have a little fun with it, to let everyone have a little fun with it. If you let anyone who wants to participate have a creative part in something—like, for example, invite anyone who wants to make a new poster to make one, and then put them all up on a blog that engaged citizens read—well, that's a good thing. That's the spirit in which the contest was hatched. Letting everyone get involved in a bigger way than just standing/chanting/feeling like cattle.

And now for a very stark contribution just sent in by Stranger science columnist Jonathan Golob (the photo is courtesy of the NIH):

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Jesus, Golob.

Obama Saves Publishing

Posted by Paul Constant on Wed, Nov 12, 2008 at 5:11 PM

Hey, remember when Barack Obama saved newspapers from a slow, painful death for one day last week? He's about to save Canongate, the British publisher of his memoirs, from extinction, too.

Canongate Books, the Edinburgh publisher with global ambitions, has already relegated last year's dramatic slide in pre-tax profits - during which it noted none of its books "broke out in the market" - to the ancient history section, following the release of two books written by US President-elect Barack Obama.

Canongate's managing director, Jamie Byng, is one of the last great readers in publishing—he reads everything, all the time—and Canongate generally puts out great stuff. It couldn't happen to a nicer (British) publisher.

Semi-related: Does Obama's memoir now mean that we can stop referring to Grant's memoirs as the best presidential memoir ever? Or are we supposed to give any credence to these douchebags who insist Bill Ayers wrote Dreams of My Father?


"It's an Amazing Feeling. It's Our First Colored President."

Posted by Lindy West on Wed, Nov 12, 2008 at 5:01 PM

So says Lindsay Lohan.

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NEW YORK (AP) — Lindsay Lohan referred to President-elect Barack Obama as the country's "first colored president" in an interview on "Access Hollywood." Describing her experience on Election Day, Lohan said: "It was really exciting. It's an amazing feeling. It's our first colored president."

A spokeswoman for Lohan didn't immediately return messages left Wednesday.

Interviewer Maria Menounos didn't question the 22-year-old actress on her use of the term. "Access Hollywood" also didn't cite her remark in its online story, but did post an "extended interview" video on its Web site that included the remark.

A spokesman for the syndicated entertainment news program said in a statement Wednesday: "We believe the word in question that Ms. Lohan used was unintelligible."

Lohan blogged about her support of Obama during the presidential campaign.

Oh, Lohan. I love you.

Care About What Happens to the Viaduct?

Posted by Erica C. Barnett on Wed, Nov 12, 2008 at 4:59 PM

Want to make sure Frank Chopp's crazy-ass tunnel-in-the-sky proposal doesn't make it past the drawing board?

Then head down to tomorrow's Viaduct Stakeholders Meeting at Town Hall (1119 8th Avenue, 4:30-8 pm), where the folks appointed to hash out the various viaduct replacement proposals will talk about which of the eight viaduct replacement options works best to move people and goods through the city. Speculation is that Mayor Greg Nickels, Governor Christine Gregoire, and King County Executive Ron Sims are eager to narrow down the options now, before the legislature reconvenes in January, so that Chopp's proposal will be firmly off the table.

iPhone 95

Posted by Jonathan Golob on Wed, Nov 12, 2008 at 4:53 PM

The iPhone crashes. A lot.

Calls drop all the time. Safari, the Apple web browser, crashes continually. Woe on you if you navigate a partially-loaded page (fed up with the abysmally slow AT&T network). The mail app creaks when opening, often leaving you with a blank white unresponsive screen. The SMS program occasionally refuses to open.

Owning an iPhone—even the second-generation iPhone—is much like fighting through Internet Explorer 5 or Netscape 3.0 on Windows '95. When it works, you get a clear sense that this is the new way of doing things. Through the grime of incompetent implementation can be seen glances of what could, and likely will, be.

But holy shit, man. For the first time in a decade, I have to periodically shutdown and reboot a computing device in order to keep it working. What?! This is the era of protected memory spaces, of preemptive multitasking, of garbage collecting programming languages. The rats nest of memory leaks, of shuddering freezes and race conditions underlying the gloss, is totally inexcusable. How come nobody talks about this?

Apple justifies their aggressive control of their products—refusing to allow third party hardware manufacturers, third-party web, mail or SMS apps on the iPhone—by claiming this control makes sure things "just work." Apple, things aren't just working.

I can't say I regret my purchase. The iPhone—and particularly Safari—have changed how I interact with the Internet and organize myself. That browser is incredible. But I'd suggest people take a long and hard look at Google's android platform-based phones. Not everyone enjoys reliving the Windows 95 era.

Good thing I didn't try posting this from my iPhone—gotta go reboot the thing again.

Today in Nerd

Posted by Paul Constant on Wed, Nov 12, 2008 at 4:03 PM

Via Comic Book Resources:

A critical controversy seems to have been averted in Tennessee this week, where a Republican member of the state’s House of Representatives has been cleared of any wrongdoing following questions about Majority Leader Jason Mumpower's failure to report a comic book collection amongst his valuable assets.

Bruce Androphy, executive director of the state Ethics Commission, told the Associated Press that mandatory disclosure requirements for elected officials are meant to reveal financial investments that could pose possible conflicts of interest, and that “a comic book collection doesn't appear to raise those sorts of concerns.”

I can't tell if comics nerds are going to be excited that a state legislator has a collection of over 17,000 comic books, or if they're going to be pissed that Tennessee doesn't consider comic books to be a financial investment.

Camille Paglia Now Going Door to Door Trying to Shock People

Posted by Paul Constant on Wed, Nov 12, 2008 at 3:16 PM

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Wait, Camille Paglia says, maybe this whole Obama thing was a mistake! And maybe Sarah Palin is the feminist icon of the 21st century!

Liberal Democrats are going to wake up from their sadomasochistic, anti-Palin orgy with a very big hangover. The evil genie released during this sorry episode will not so easily go back into its bottle. A shocking level of irrational emotionalism and at times infantile rage was exposed at the heart of current Democratic ideology — contradicting Democratic core principles of compassion, tolerance and independent thought. One would have to look back to the Eisenhower 1950s for parallels to this grotesque lock-step parade of bourgeois provincialism, shallow groupthink and blind prejudice.

I like Sarah Palin, and I've heartily enjoyed her arrival on the national stage. As a career classroom teacher, I can see how smart she is — and quite frankly, I think the people who don't see it are the stupid ones, wrapped in the fuzzy mummy-gauze of their own worn-out partisan dogma. So she doesn't speak the King's English — big whoop! There is a powerful clarity of consciousness in her eyes. She uses language with the jumps, breaks and rippling momentum of a be-bop saxophonist. I stand on what I said (as a staunch pro-choice advocate) in my last two columns — that Palin as a pro-life wife, mother and ambitious professional represents the next big shift in feminism. Pro-life women will save feminism by expanding it, particularly into the more traditional Third World.

Title stolen from The Onion.


They Don't Know About Love

Posted by Dan Savage on Wed, Nov 12, 2008 at 3:05 PM

This is what they're fighting so hard to stop:

Via JoeMyGod.

Getting Out of the Rain: Now in 3D!

Posted by Paul Constant on Wed, Nov 12, 2008 at 2:54 PM

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Last night, I caught the Jack Arnold 3D double feature at the Grand Illusion. Half of it was great.

I watched The Creature from the Black Lagoon when I was a kid, but I'd mostly forgotten it between then and now. What I didn't realize then was that it's actually a pretty great movie, as far as creature features go. And who'd have thought that the same elements of great 3D film-making also make for great cinematography? Or that underwater cinematography is the perfect venue for 3D technology? All of the underwater shots were remarkably, surprisingly vivid, and the fact that some actor in a full-body latex monster suit was doing all this non-CGI underwater work was impressive, too. There was real suspense, and only a couple of lines, about natives and protecting the girl, seemed horribly dated.

The second feature, It Came From Outer Space, is unfortunately a very generic 50's sci-fi flick. I was still impressed with Arnold's cinematography and storytelling skills. But the fusty Ray Bradbury story it's based on has not aged well in the tide of "monsters from the stars" movies in the time since.

I'm going out on a limb and suggesting that there are few experiences more enjoyable in Seattle this week than spending a cold, rainy night in a movie theater wearing a pair of cardboard glasses, holding a hot cup of tea, watching a movie about a gill man who, in the end, is maybe just misunderstood. Creature From the Black Lagoon plays at 7 pm until Thursday at the Grand Illusion. You should see it, and leave before It Came From Outer Space.


I Don't Know What This Means

Posted by Eli Sanders on Wed, Nov 12, 2008 at 2:52 PM

But I kinda love it and found it here:

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(Sorry, couldn't get it to do it's flash thing on Slog, but if you click the link it's even more special.)

Redesigned Posters for Saturday's March and Rally

Posted by Christopher Frizzelle on Wed, Nov 12, 2008 at 2:50 PM

Yesterday we invited Slog readers to redesign the poster for this Saturday's marriage-equality rally and march. Here, for your perusal, are the redesigned posters we've gotten so far.

This (hilarious) one is by Shawn Kavon:

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This one's by Andrew Caldwell:

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This one's by Kristin Bell:

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This one's by Doug Nellis:

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This one's by James Price:

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Gears of War 2, Left 4 Dead

Posted by Sam Machkovech on Wed, Nov 12, 2008 at 2:41 PM

Blood, guns, killing, yawn. So many video games pile on this heap, and usually, we're better off replaying the old greats—Half-Life 2, Far Cry, Call of Duty 4, even Goldeneye. You're putting me in a first-person view and telling me this is worth another $60? Get out. My broke ass is off to the bargain bin to pick up a better, older game instead.

Yet I'm willing to concede that two shooters break out into the top tier this season—though both require that you have friends. Worry not, loner Sloggers! These are worth the social anxiety.

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Gears of War 2 (Xbox 360) isn't an obvious innovator. I got more than a few angry texts from Jonah after he cleared through the game's default campaign and immediately sold his copy in frustration. "It's forgettable," he repeatedly complained. And he's right.

Just like last time, the focus here is on duck-and-cover moves (and it's still the best game out there with this mechanic). You hide behind barriers and work with a squad to flank enemies, winning as much with firepower as with position. But contrary to the hype machine that built this Gears as a more epic, varied campaign, these firefights are often more straightforward than last time. Many of the maps don't encourage flanking, so you instead run in a straight line, and in multiple missions where you fight from a moving car, you're forced to sit still and mindlessly hold your trigger down. There's little three-dimensional sense to most of the combat, as you're instead holding back lines of enemies from a distance (even when doing co-op with one friend).

Worse, cinema scenes stretch on while mining the usual action-movie cliches—loss of family, questionable orders from government, surprise deaths, "mature" cussing—with neither a sense of humor nor an attempt at believable humanity. Are we supposed to laugh? Should we invest in these characters? Neither extreme gets consistent treatment, and while plot's never the make-or-break point in a shoot-'em-up, the endless, worthless cinema scenes don't help the "forgettable" accusation we're levying.

So, uh, why the recommendation? Take this sucker online. The first title's multiplayer was an afterthought, but here, the battle modes are incredibly varied, and the gameplay is tuned to perfection. A few creative twists on capture the flag round out much of this mode, and the competitive stuff finally feels like what the game always aspired to be—a virtual paintball war. But what has gotten most people excited is the "Horde" mode. In this, your five-man team picks out positions in a big level, then battles an onslaught of computer-controlled baddies that grows tougher with every "wave." This is what the campaign mode should've been—an increase in teammates, not in cinema scenes, and level design that accounts for the team size. This is what feels epic. This is what's memorable. Way to sell your copy, Jonah.

But why wait for the next eventual Gears to get it right? Left 4 Dead (Xbox 360, PC) is already a lengthy co-op game obsessed with that "Horde" mechanic, and it's edging toward game of the year status as a result. (Reasons why are after the jump.)

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Is There A Medieval Fair Where Your House Used to Be?

Posted by Jen Graves on Wed, Nov 12, 2008 at 2:38 PM

Artists mess with Google maps.

How We'll All Be Eating Soon

Posted by Dominic Holden on Wed, Nov 12, 2008 at 2:26 PM

Meet Clara. She’s 91 years old and she's got a series on YouTube about her starchy, dollar-stretching recipes from the Great Depression. Pray the current economy bounces back, but, in case shit gets really bad, note her recipe for a “Poorman’s Meal”:


Clara is, obviously, the cutest person on earth. She’s like the Bob Ross of food. But kill me if I ever eat fried a hot dog.

Heresy!

Posted by Brendan Kiley on Wed, Nov 12, 2008 at 2:02 PM

From those limeys at the Telegraph:

Jane Austen wrote about baseball 40 years before its official invention, according to a new book. But evidence of the game's British origins was erased from history by the American sports magnate Albert Spalding, according to the book's author Julian Norridge.


Austen mentioned baseball in the opening pages of Northanger Abbey, which she wrote in 1797-8. Introducing her tom-boy heroine Catherine Morland, Austen wrote:


"It was not very wonderful that Catherine, who had nothing heroic about her, should prefer cricket, base-ball, riding on horseback, and running about the country at the age of fourteen, to books."

Just because Obama has become a global president doesn't mean we have to give up our national pride.

This will not stand!

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But wait...

In autumn 2010, the Walt Disney corporation opens The Jane Austen Experience on a 50-acre site on the outskirts of Bath. Visitors are greeted by a 12ft high Jane Austen, dressed in period costume. Jane leads them into The Ballroom, where they can watch Jane dancing to a traditional Regency rhythm with a 15ft high Mr Darcy.

Revenge! America's all up in your Bath, England. In your face!

USA! USA!

Reichert Didn't Have the Money for Ad Blitz

Posted by Erica C. Barnett on Wed, Nov 12, 2008 at 1:58 PM

Fans of Darcy Burner are blaming her loss to incumbent US Rep. Dave Reichert (R-8) on biased reporting, a last-minute smear campaign implying she had lied about her education, and newspaper editorial pages that were in Reichert's pocket. But the most devastating blow undeniably came in the form of an ad campaign by Republican ad firm Media Plus, which bought $300,000 worth of TV time in the final two weeks of the campaign. The ad, titled "Harvard Hoax," accused Burner of "making up" her "experience... record [and] credentials." Although the worst you could say about Burner is that she misstated what subject her degree from Harvard was in (in a single public appearance, Burner claimed a degree in economics, when her degree is actually in computer science with an economics focus), the accusation stuck--and Burner went from being up eight points to losing by less than 10,000 votes.

Josh, who's been all over this story for the last month, reported in October that TV stations were loaning Reichert air time until he could pay them back for the ads--essentially, letting him broadcast his ads for free, with the promise that he'd pay them back once he had more cash on hand. Today, he drops another bombshell>: Reichert didn't have the money on hand to pay for his last minute ad blitz--the blitz that was widely credited with winning him reelection. Without a loan from either Media Plus or the TV stations--both illegal--Reichert couldn't have run the ads. Whether or not you believe that Burner was the right candidate for the position--personally, I'm fairly certain a stronger candidate could have defeated Reichert in that rapidly swinging district--the fact that Reichert got free air time in the vital last weeks of the campaign gave him an unfair advantage over an opponent who played by the rules.

Pissing Off All of the People All of the—Wait, WHAT?

Posted by Dan Savage on Wed, Nov 12, 2008 at 1:51 PM

You mentioned in both your podcast and print column that you were disappointed with California voters "who voted for Obama, against the rights of same-sex couples." Who would that be, Dan? Perhaps a significant majority of black voters? Why single out Mormons (deservedly) for scorn, but not African Americans?

As a straight person who supports gay marriage and tolerance in general towards sexual minorities, I find it hard to fathom why gays wimp out over confronting one of the groups most hateful to them. Even I—again, a straight person—have been on the receiving end of awful homophobic behavior from blacks. I am not saying all blacks are homophobic, but if one can generalize about Mormons then one can do the same for African Americans.

I have seen a number of examples over the years of black and gay interests colliding and the gays always back down.—L.L.

Uh... gee. My freakin' head hurts. I'm going to get a beer now.

President of the United Cities of America

Posted by Charles Mudede on Wed, Nov 12, 2008 at 1:50 PM

Barack to establish Office of Urban Policy:
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According to ABC, Obama first presented the idea in June at a conference for mayors.

So, yes we need to fight poverty. Yes, we need to fight crime. Yes, we need to strengthen our cities. But we also need to stop seeing our cities as the problem and start seeing them as the solution. Because strong cities are the building blocks of strong regions, and strong regions are essential for a strong America. That is the new metropolitan reality and we need a new strategy that reflects it – a strategy that’s about South Florida as much as Miami; that’s about Mesa and Scottsdale as much as Phoenix; that’s about Stamford and Northern New Jersey as much as New York City. As President, I’ll work with you to develop this kind of strategy and I’ll appoint the first White House Director of Urban Policy to help make it a reality...
Much music to my ears.


And the music gets better

The smart-growth sustainability set is abuzz with excitement today over a new potential relationship in the Obama administration: Bruce Katz, vice president and founding director of the Brookings Institution Center on Urban and Metropolitan Policy, has examined the Obama administration's plan for cities and metropolitan areas and endorsed it, calling it "the real deal."

Re: Slog Happy Is One Week Away

Posted by Eric Grandy on Wed, Nov 12, 2008 at 1:43 PM

If we're going to do a Slog Happy of Shame, why don't we just have commenters read out loud, in person, for a real-life audience some of their more heinous/hilarious comments? I would pay money to see Mr. Poe et al recite some real talk on the microphone. After all, what's more embarrassing than blog comments?

Pissing Off All of the People All of the Time

Posted by Dan Savage on Wed, Nov 12, 2008 at 1:24 PM

I am truly grateful for your wisdom and wit, Dan Savage. I read your weekly column and listen to you whenever I can on Mahar or Colbert.

But last night on The Colbert Report you said, if I heard you right, that seniors were the group most responsible for the success of Prop 8 and we should take heart, because they’ll die soon.

I’m sure you went for the easy joke, but please say something somewhere that recognizes that we LGBT seniors are in your sights, too. We bear the heavy burden as pioneers and, too often, as the people who will go into the hostile and ignorant territory of nursing homes where the work must be done to make the last years bearable for us.

Again, thanks for all the good you do. Now do more for the elders in your community.—G.D.

Slog Happy Is One Week Away

Posted by Megan Seling on Wed, Nov 12, 2008 at 1:05 PM

This month's Slog Happy is next Wednesday, that's in one week! It's at the Theater Off Jackson, it starts at 6 pm, and it is (as always) free.

In case you missed yesterday's post about it, here are the details again:

This month's Slog Happy is going to be the Slog Happy of Shame, inspired by (but not officially affiliated with) the local Salon of Shame* readings where people bravely get on stage and read the terrible poetry/stories/letters from their awkward adolescent years.

So what we need right now are courageous people who are willing to read excerpts from their old diaries/journals/poetry collections. E-mail me at megan@thestranger.com if you're interested--you must sign up with me in advance in order to read that night! And in an effort to fit in as many readers as possible, each person will get about 2 minutes MAX to share their fantastically awful teenage angst, so you only need to prepare to share a small sample.

Right now, a few gems are already on deck including two shorts: one titled "Viking Beefaroni," the other called "Straight Sex Doesn't Make You Not Gay."

This is going to be good.

*This event is produced by Theater Off Jackson and The Stranger. While we have the Salon of Shame's blessing, they are not officially affiliated with the event. Their next reading is December 2nd, visit their website for more info.

Today's Special Edition of The New York Times

Posted by Dominic Holden on Wed, Nov 12, 2008 at 12:49 PM

Orchestrating the most elaborate parody I can recall, pranksters are unleashing 1.2 million copies of a knock-off New York Times today under the motto, "All the News We Hope to Print." Here are the headlines for the issue dated July 4, 2009:

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In an elaborate operation six months in the planning, 1.2 million papers were printed at six different presses and driven to prearranged pickup locations, where thousands of volunteers stood ready to pass them out on the street.

Articles in the paper announce dozens of new initiatives including the establishment of national health care, the abolition of corporate lobbying, a maximum wage for C.E.O.s, and, of course, the end of the
war.

The paper, an exact replica of The New York Times, includes International, National, New York, and Business sections, as well as editorials, corrections, and a number of advertisements, including a
recall notice for all cars that run on gasoline.

There's a replica NYT web site over here. And Gothamist has video.

It took them six months to produce one issue of the paper. It makes you appreciate the choreography it takes to publish a national daily newspaper every damn day. Has anybody actually seen one of these gems? Any word on the article announcing that a judge strikes down Prop 8?

It's War

Posted by Dan Savage on Wed, Nov 12, 2008 at 12:23 PM

Not helping you pick out your dress, not doing the flowers, not gonna cater-waiter your reception—you've been put on notice, straight people.

Recognize that voice?

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