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Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Don't Make Me Turn This Slog Happy Around!

Posted by Megan Seling on Tue, Nov 11, 2008 at 11:00 PM

Okay, okay, we get it! You hated the captcha and change is the worst thing in America unless it's coming from Obama. But please, children, behave. If you want to test out the new comment feature on Slog, please do so here in this open thread. And let's be nice about it, okay?

Don't test the comments in another post, unless you have something specific to say about that post. Let's at least try to stay on topic elsewhere.

So post some comments and see how you like it. And if you have any problems, questions, and/or constructive criticism about the changes, feel free to e-mail me at megan@thestranger.com. We want you to enjoy Slog, really, we do! But this is not a sandbox. Let's play nice.

Please? And thank you. I'd hate to have to take away your Slog Happy privileges.

An Idea that Combines Two of My Favorite Things

Posted by Erica C. Barnett on Tue, Nov 11, 2008 at 5:06 PM

Biking and political campaigns!


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From last year's failed roads and transit campaign to today's waterproof panniers


From a fellow Seattleite, directions for making your own panniers, fenders, and bike basket from corrugated plastic political signs. (Via Apartment Therapy.)

County Budget Cuts Are Going to Hurt

Posted by Erica C. Barnett on Tue, Nov 11, 2008 at 5:02 PM

Sixty-three people lined up in the hallway outside King County Council chambers yesterday to plead with the council to restore funding for their programs. There wasn't a bad cause among them--from advocates for the 146-year-old King County Fair to farmers whose success depends on the county-funded Puget Sound Fresh program to survivors of domestic violence who would be homeless if not for county-funded women's shelter programs, everyone who spoke made a good case that their program shouldn't be among those cut. Although many of the most undeniably essential programs have been placed in a metaphorical "lifeboat," their continued existence depends on the benevolence of the state legislature, from which the county is seeking new taxing authority. And with the legislature facing a $3.2 billion state budget shortfall of its own, King County may not be at the top of its priority list.

A lot more programs are proposed for cuts than the ones I wrote about here. Here are several that people spoke out for at yesterday's public hearing--the last public hearing the council will hold before approving the proposed King County budget.

The King County Agricultural Program. The county's agricultural program works to preserve farmland and protect farms from development pressure in rural King County. One of its best-known programs is Puget Sound Fresh, which supports local farmers, promotes community-supported agriculture, and supports farmers markets around the region. Wade Bennett, owner of Rockridge Orchards in Enumclaw, told the council that the agricultural program had helped transform local farms from "an endangered species.. to merely a threatened species," helping 4,000 King County farmers feed 100,000 people a year. The agricultural program, which costs $120,000 a year, could be eliminated.

The King County Crisis Clinic. The Crisis Clinic runs a suicide prevention program, helps people who are caregivers to the sick and disabled, directs people to emergency shelters, and helps people navigate the social justice system. Last year, Committee to End Homelessness Program Director Bill Block told the council, the clinic took 50 percent more calls seeking rental assistance and 21 percent more calls seeking help with heating and lighting bills. Services like the Crisis Clinic "keep our residents' lives intact," Block said.

New Futures. New Futures operates on-site in low-income apartment complexes in South King County, where the county's poverty and school failure rates are highest. They run after-school programs, mentor teens, provide community development services, and help kids and adults learn English. According to New Futures director Karma Kreizenbeck, who implored the council to preserve the program's county funding, 92 percent of the agency's clients are recent immigrants.

Northwest Immigrant Rights Project. Sims's proposed budget would completely eliminate funding for the NWIRP's domestic-violence investigation unit, which investigates immigrants' allegations of domestic violence; according to an NWIRP representative who spoke at this week's meeting, the group currently has 82 people on its waiting list.

Eastside Domestic Violence. This program, which serves north and east King County, provides crisis counseling, shelter, transitional housing, and support groups for victims of domestic violence, as well as community education and training. Several former domestic violence victims told the council that without ESDV, they would have been on the streets. "I felt trapped and didn’t know who to turn to or where to go since I had kept my situation a secret from my family and friends," said one young woman who had been a victim of domestic violence for five years. "Eastside Domestic Violence was a way out… Please do not take this way out away from women like me."

That's actually only the tiniest sampling of the worthy programs that are facing cuts. County residents can also say farewell to treatment, pre-release education and training for inmates to keep them from committing crimes again; the downtown emergency winter shelter; health care and assistance for poor women and children with HIV and AIDS; several county-run family planning clinics that provide birth control and routine PAP smears to poor women; rodent control; case management for people with tuberculosis; services for drug-addicted pregnant women and families; a program that monitors infectious diseases, like hanta virus and avian flu, spread by animals; and school-based dental care programs for children, among many other vital programs.) I've tried to come up with a bright side to all these cuts, and I can't. It's wholesale slaughter at King County. All I can say is, I'm glad I don't have their job.

Nicole Kidman: MTF?

Posted by Paul Constant on Tue, Nov 11, 2008 at 5:00 PM

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A little while ago, I wrote about David Ebershoff's amazing debut novel, The Danish Girl:

In early 2001, David Ebershoff released a short, beautiful book called The Danish Girl. The novel, set in the 1920s and '30s, is about a painter named Einar Wegener who, with the tentative blessing of his wife, Greta, becomes the first man to successfully undergo a sex-change operation. The writing is a revelation from the very first page, as Einar, relaxing with Greta in their Copenhagen apartment, paints a roiling black sea:

The neighbor below was a sailor, a man with a bullet-shaped head who cursed his wife. When Einar painted the gray curl of each wave, he imagined the sailor drowning, a desperate hand raised, his potato-vodka voice still calling his wife a port whore. It was how Einar knew just how dark to mix his paints: gray enough to swallow a man like that, to fold over like batter his sinking growl.

In just that half paragraph, the work that Ebershoff does is tremendous: establishing Einar's all-consuming interior doubts, his confusion about gender and marriage, and his worldview. It's ornate and sorrowful, just as one would imagine Einar's paintings to be. It's Ebershoff's portraiture of Einar and Greta's marriage—a partnership in every sense of the word, and a true friendship, as they both transform in new and unexpected ways—that makes The Danish Girl truly exceptional. Most readers don't understand until the end of the novel that the story of the Wegeners is based on real life; Einar was the first successful MTF transsexual in the world, and Greta willingly sacrificed her marital status out of love for her husband.

Word comes from The Vulture Blog that Nicole Kidman has agreed to play Einar Wegener, with Charlize Theron as Greta, in the film version of The Danish Girl. On the one hand, it's probably a good thing for transsexual awareness that Nicole Kidman is playing a MTF in a film, with Charlize Theron as the supportive wife. On the other hand, the appealing thing about The Danish Girl is the writing. Without that, it's just another biopic about overcoming adversity. I want this movie to succeed, and I hope it retains even a quarter of the literary value of the book.

Don't Panic!: Slog Will Be Offline for 30 Minutes While We Make a Few Changes

Posted by Megan Seling on Tue, Nov 11, 2008 at 4:55 PM

In about 20 minutes (5:15 or so), Slog will be down so our hardworking tech team can update some behind-the-scenes stuff. It should be back online in about a half an hour (that'd be around 5:45) and it will look, for the most part, exactly the same. But the commenting function will be all new--it should be faster, better, and with a captcha to cut down on pesky spam. Hooray!

So when Slog disappears, don't panic. Just go watch the puppies for about 30 minutes. And when you come back, you'll see a new and improved Slog! (Sort of.)

Thank you for your patience while we continue to make Slog an enjoyable experience. We can't do it without you.

Meeting At Cascade People's Center Tomorrow Night to Discuss Center's Empty Piggy Bank

Posted by Jonah Spangenthal-Lee on Tue, Nov 11, 2008 at 4:53 PM

Meeting. Tomorrow night. Cascade People's Center. 6 p.m.

Bring checkbook.

Slog Sells Pork

Posted by Bethany Jean Clement on Tue, Nov 11, 2008 at 4:52 PM

Or does pork sell itself? In any event, a Slog tipper reports that mere hours after this post yesterday, the Broadway Market QFC was out of pork shoulder roast. [Of note in the comments, a particularly contemporary debate about how much shoulder roast pork one can eat without feeling guilty if one walks everywhere, recycles like a madperson, uses those terrible curly lightbulbs, &etc.]

Also: It's Mark Mitchell sends an update on the pork shoulder roast he's making right now. Take it away, time-lapse photography:

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"Dry rubbed with brown sugar, paprika, garlic, and love, then refrigerated overnight."

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"Seared and smelling like my favorite Chinese barbecue, the Kau Kau. That's encouraging." [Eds. note: Kau Kau: hell yes.]

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"I'm gonna give it another 3 hours while the yams and onions get sweet and soft, I hope."

Slog HUNGRY!!!

Ineffective Recruiting Techniques

Posted by Grant Brissey on Tue, Nov 11, 2008 at 4:52 PM

Don't go to remote campsites with racist nut-jobs you met on the Internet:

COVINGTON, La. — An Oklahoma woman invited to a rural Louisiana campsite for a Ku Klux Klan initiation ritual was shot and killed after she asked to be taken back to town, the sheriff of a New Orleans suburb said Tuesday.

Eight people were arrested after authorities found the woman's body hidden under some brush, on the side of a road several miles from the remote campsite where the initiation was planned.

Investigators found weapons, several flags and six Klan robes at the campsite, St. Tammany Parish Sheriff Jack Strain said in a news release.

Strain said the woman, whose identity was not released, was recruited over the Internet to participate in the ritual and then return to her home state to find other members for the white supremacist group.

But Strain said the group's leader, Raymond "Chuck" Foster, 44, shot and killed the woman Sunday after a fight broke out when she tried to leave. Foster was charged with second-degree murder and is being held without bond.

Capt. George Bonnett, a spokesman for the sheriff's department, said he didn't know what the initiation involved.

"We haven't completely sorted out if they finished the initiation," he said. "I assume that they had started it, but I don't know if they were finished."

Via Fox

Re: Simultaneously Fighting for Gay Marriage and Against the Stereotype About Gay Men and Good Design

Posted by Dominic Holden on Tue, Nov 11, 2008 at 4:07 PM

Here at The Stranger, ya know, we're not the organizers of the gay-rights movement--until we have a criticism of it. Then, from our desks, we'll show those volunteers how to do it right. Sure, they had less than a week and aren't getting paid; they're getting permits and booking speakers and designing posters and putting up posters. But that's not good enough, is it?

Personally, I could do without the restroom motif on the Prop 8 protest poster. But overall, the poster is pretty good—not great—but good. You can quickly see what the march is about, where it is, and when it is—which is more than we could say for most lefty rally/march posters. Look at some of this cluttered bullshit.

Brautigan

Posted by Paul Constant on Tue, Nov 11, 2008 at 4:00 PM

Best American Poetry has a little bit of a Richard Brautigan reminiscence up on their blog. It's nice to be reminded of Brautigan's greatness every now and again.

Everything Tom Robbins gets credit for being, Brautigan was. And though I'm more fond of his novels—especially Confederate General in Big Sur and In Watermelon Sugar and The Abortion—Best American Poetry put this poem, "Catfish Friend," on their blog. It's one of my all-time favorite sappy romantic poems, and I'm going to run it here just for you:

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Awww. Now to get the cloying taste out of your mouth, here's some writing Charles D'Ambrosio did that references Brautigan. He's a big Brautigan fan—I just accidentally typed "Brautifan," which is oddly appropriate—and the essay he did on Brautigan for Swink Magazine was excellent, although it's currently out of print.

Inhuman Sex

Posted by Charles Mudede on Tue, Nov 11, 2008 at 3:47 PM

Italy!
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But that's not what I want to think about. What I want to consider instead is this scene from Shoot 'Em Up:

Yes, yes! It's amazing! The amazing thing about it, however, is not that Clive Owen can fuck Monica Bellucci while killing a unit of assassins but that he can maintain his erection during a very stressful situation.

Some science: Erections are only possible if the human male is relaxed. To get hard, the body must turn on the parasympathetic nervous system. The opposite of this system is the sympathetic nervous system, which releases adrenalin. This system accelerates the heart and breathing rate (there is danger in the air, one must fly or defend themselves from harm). The parasympathetic system, on the other hand, slows down the heart and breathing rate (the pleasant digestion of a heavy meal, an afternoon nap). The bottom of this slow down is the place where the cock can get hard. And sex is essentially a return to the alert level of the sympathetic system--the moment it is reached, the man ejaculates.

Clearly the hero in Shoot 'Em Up is not human or a man. His flight/fright system does not turn on in a moment of danger. His muscles do not need the extra energy for increased speed and strength. He can kill in a perfectly calm state--the state a normal man/human is in when taking a nap.

Simultaneously Fighting for Gay Marriage and Against the Stereotype About Gay Men and Good Design

Posted by Christopher Frizzelle on Tue, Nov 11, 2008 at 3:47 PM

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(The headline above is Savage's joke. But seriously: if any designers—gay or straight—want to redesign this poster and send it to us, we'll put it up on Slog. If more than one designer takes this project on, great. We'll have a vote and send the best one to protest organizers to use in the future. These protests are going to keep happening, and for God's sake the posters should look good.)

I Want This Book

Posted by Paul Constant on Tue, Nov 11, 2008 at 3:00 PM

Hang Fire Books just put this cover up on their blog:

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I'm a big fan of Second Coming novels—Only Begotten Daughter by James Morrow is a particular favorite, and this one looks cheesily delicious. If any used bookstores in town have this on their shelf right now and available for purchase, please let me know. I will love you forever.

UPDATE: Bookstoregirl, in the comments, found the book and had it put on hold for me at Twice Sold Tales. I just dragged my lazy ass to the bookstore and bought it. In conclusion, I will love both Bookstoregirl and Twice Sold Tales Forever.

I'm On Colbert Tonight

Posted by Dan Savage on Tue, Nov 11, 2008 at 2:41 PM

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I Googled my last appearance on the Colbert Report because I was worried that I brought the same shirt with me to NYC. Luckily my boyfriend packed my other teevee shirt. Stephen is going to be talking with me about—can you guess?—Prop 8. And, yes, I am going on Colbert in my official capacity as spokesperson for all gay people everywhere.

It's Started

Posted by Grant Brissey on Tue, Nov 11, 2008 at 2:12 PM

This, of course, was inevitable:

Formal notices won't be going out until Dec. 1, but some employees of the former Washington Mutual banking operations already are being told informally they'll be among those laid off by the bank's new owner, JPMorgan Chase.

Employees in such groups and departments as human resources, legal, risk management, fraud management and compliance have been advised by supervisors that they'll be getting layoff warning notices, and some have even been told not to show up for work between now and Dec. 1.

JPMorgan Chase isn't saying how many have been told informally or how many will be laid off.

Federal regulators took control of Washington Mutual's banking operations Sept. 25 and sold them to JPMorgan Chase the same day. In meetings with employees the following week, JPMorgan Chase officials said WaMu employees will wind up in one of three groups: those to be laid off, those who will stay for an extended transition period and those who will have permanent positions with the new company.

JPMorgan Chase plans to issue 60-day Worker Adjustment and Retraining Notification Act notices Dec. 1, with employees officially losing their jobs at the end of January. They'd also receive severance calculated on length of time with the company.

Washington Mutual had 43,000 employees nationally and 2,200 retail branches. But the brunt of the cuts is expected to fall in Seattle, where many of it administrative, operations and support personnel work in positions that duplicate jobs JPMorgan Chase already has. WaMu's Seattle-area employment was more than 4,300.

Via P.I.

Re: ISO Conservative Playwrights

Posted by Brendan Kiley on Tue, Nov 11, 2008 at 2:01 PM

I don't understand the recent obsession with wondering why there aren't any conservative playwrights: Alison Carey at the Ashland Shakespeare Festival, Nicholas Hytner at the London National Theater, and now Terry Teachout at the Wall Street Journal.

Have there ever been conservative playwrights (other than the newly converted Mamet, who I suspect of a publicity stunt)? What would a conservative play look like? Hooray for the rule of law, minimize foreign entanglements, and strive for fiscal austerity?

I guess maybe The Imaginary Invalid, if abused as a political metaphor, could barely meet those criteria. But really, who cares? Conservative agitprop would be as wretched as liberal agitprop.

From Mr. Teachout:

the problem with today's political theater is that its practitioners see their plays not as works of art but as means to an end. In such tedious exercises in left-wing agitprop as Sam Shepard's "The God of Hell," Caryl Churchill's "Drunk Enough to Say I Love You?" and Tim Robbins's "Embedded," we are presented with a black-and-white universe of victims and villains, a place where every deck is stacked and never is heard a surprising word. Why would anybody with half a brain in his head -- even a fire-breathing McCainiac, if such a creature exists -- want to suffer through their right-wing equivalent?

Seriously. The theater-of-good-intentions has always made liberals look silly. Conservatives are better off without a version of their own.

And, to repeat: Conservatives who are fond of theatrics either work for Fox News or the clergy.

Today in Mormon

Posted by Paul Constant on Tue, Nov 11, 2008 at 2:00 PM

Pleasant Grove City*, in Utah, is going to court because a crazy-ass religion wants to put up a tribute to their religion in a P.G.City park. Could the crazy-ass religion be Mormonism? Why, no: it's the Summum faith:

In 2003, the president of the Summum church wrote to the mayor here with a proposal: the church wanted to erect a monument inscribed with the Seven Aphorisms in the city park, “similar in size and nature” to the one devoted to the Ten Commandments.

Summums believe Moses delivered the Seven Aphorisms around the same time he came out with the Ten Commandments. Here are the Seven Aphorisms:

* The Principle of Psychokinesis: Summum is mind, thought; the universe is a mental creation.
* The Principle of Correspondence: As above, so below; as below, so above.
* The Principle of Vibration: Nothing rests; everything moves; everything vibrates.
* The Principle of Opposition: Everything is dual; everything has an opposing point; everything has its pair of opposites; like and unlike are the same; opposites are identical in nature, but different in degree; extremes bond; all truths are but partial truths; all paradoxes may be reconciled.
* The Principle of Rhythm: Everything flows out and in; everything has its season; all things rise and fall; the pendulum swing expresses itself in everything; the measure of the swing to the right is the measure of the swing to the left; rhythm compensates.
* The Principle of Cause and Effect: Every cause has its effect; every effect has its cause; everything happens according to Law; Chance is just a name for Law not recognized; there are many fields of causation, but nothing escapes the Law of Destiny.
* The Principle of Gender: Everything has its masculine and feminine principles; Gender manifests on all levels

That's crazy talk, of course. How do I know? God told me so, via inscriptions on some golden plates that only I can translate. The town is arguing against the monument to Summumism thusly:

A town accepting a Sept. 11 memorial would also have to display a donated tribute to Al Qaeda, the briefs said. “Accepting a Statue of Liberty,” the city’s brief said, should not “compel a government to accept a Statue of Tyranny.”

Classy to connect the weird vibrational religion to terrorism. Speaking of Mormon classiness: Mormons keep posthumously baptizing victims of the Holocaust, even though they were supposed to have stopped doing that shit 13 years ago.

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Unraveling the Confusing Mess

Posted by Dominic Holden on Tue, Nov 11, 2008 at 1:53 PM

Are you wondering where and when to protest Prop 8? So is Slog reader Scott, who writes:

I'm confused about what the hell is going on this Saturday protesting Prop 8.

Are we meeting in Volunteer park? In front of City Hall? Are we meeting at 10:30? Noon? 1:00? Are we marching? If so, where?

There seems to be conflicting and overlapping information, and I can't make heads or tails of it. I want to participate, but at this point I'm about to throw my hands up and forget about it. I can't seem to get onto the website that the organizers put up.

If you can unravel the confusing mess of information regarding this Saturday, I will be forever grateful.

Dear Scott, keep your hands down. Seattle, as part of a national day of action, is planning one big protest of Proposition 8 and the bigoted Utah church behind the measure: Festivities begin in Volunteer Park on Saturday at 10:30 a.m., a rally begins at noon, the march leaves at 1 p.m. and then heads down to Westlake Park for more protesting, rallying and speechifying.

Earlier announcements—it’s true—said folks would meet at city hall on Saturday. Those plans are off. “When it was brought to our attention that multiple events were planned, we decided to join forces and get the largest turnout possible,” says Amy Balliett, who had planned the event.

Check out our pre-coverage of the march, read about how protesting Prop 8 paves the way for marriage equality in Washington, and enjoy the national day-of-action web site's listing for the event in Seattle. See you there.

With the Election Finally Over...

Posted by David Schmader on Tue, Nov 11, 2008 at 1:44 PM

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....we can finally start talking about stuff that matters, like how Scarlett Johansson is an illegal clone. (Sent this weekend to my Stranger email.)

Hello dear Ladies and Gentlemen!

I would like inform you that Scarlett Johansson (actress) actually is a clone from original person Scarlett Galabekian last name, who has nothing with acting career. That clone was created illegally by using stolen biological material. Original person is very nice (not d**n sexy),most important - CHRISTIAN young lady! I'll tell you more, those clones (it's not only one) made in GERMANY - world leader manufacturer of humans clones, it is in Ludwigshafen am Rhein, Rhineland-Palatinate, Mr. Helmut Kohl home town. You can not even imaging the scale of the cloning activity. But warning! Helmut Kohl clone staff strictly controlling all their clones (at least they trying) spreading around the world, they are very accurate with that, some of them are still NAZI type disciplined and mind controlled clones, so be careful get close with clones you will be controlled as well. Original person is not happy with those movies, images, video, rumors and etc. spreading on media in that way it would be really nice if we all will try slow down that ''actress'' career development, original Scarlett will really appreciated that. Please remember that original Scarlett's family did not authorize any activity with stolen biological materials, no matter what form it was created in it was stolen and it is stolen. It all need to be delivered to authorized personals control in Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles. Original Scarlett never was engaged, by the way!

Her close friend Serge G.

P.S. CONTROLLING ACTIVITY OF ANY CLONES IS US MILITARY OPERATION.

I know at least 16 people who would shoot their mothers out of cannons for 90 minutes alone with a Scarlett Johansson clone. They should mass-market these, pronto.

Remember This?

Posted by Christopher Frizzelle on Tue, Nov 11, 2008 at 1:41 PM

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Published four years ago this week.

"Gay Power" ≠ "White Power"

Posted by Dan Savage on Tue, Nov 11, 2008 at 1:39 PM

An accusation of racism can itself be hate speech. Take this editorial cartoon, which I found at the top of this blog, where the image was titled "White Racist Faggot Image.JPG":

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When dumb fucking racist white bigots in the south claimed that African Americans were trying to "take away [their] rights," they were lying. What African Americans were pressing for "then" was equal treatment under the law—equal rights, equal freedoms, equal responsibilities. Nothing was "taken" from white people when blacks won the right to vote or to go to integrated schools or to eat at a Woolworth's lunch counter or to marry a white person. Nothing was "taken" from white bigots except the "right" to oppress and discriminate against African Americans.

Gay and lesbians—including African American gays and lesbians—are "now" pressing for equal treatment under the law, equal rights and responsibilities. Nothing is taken from straight people when gays and lesbians are not discriminated against—nothing except the "right" of straight people to oppress and discriminate against gays and lesbians. And in California last Tuesday majorities of African Americans and Latinos—and others—voted to "take away" the right of gays and lesbians to legally marry. When gays and lesbians—including African American gays and lesbians—say that voters of color helped to "take away" our rights, it's the truth.

Making a moral equivalency between "white power" and "gay power" is as offensive as it is ridiculous. It should particularly offend African American gays and lesbians. Who's making you invisible now?

UPDATE: Dan Walters at the SacBee says new voters drawn to the polls by Obama helped put Prop 8 over the top. Not so, says Nate Silver of FiveThirtyEight, whose numbers crunching has to be afforded more credibility. (Silver, er, fingers older voters.) But I've never said that African American voters put Prop 8 over the top, only that African American voters went disproportionately for Prop 8, which is not in dispute. It's the furious response to the simple statement of fact that is fueling this argument.

No one group of voters singlehandedly passed Prop 8.

What to Obsess About Now that Obama is President

Posted by Chicago Fan on Tue, Nov 11, 2008 at 1:27 PM

I nominate bacon. Specifically, deep-fried bacon.

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At Risque Cafe, 3419 N. Clark, country-fried bacon ($6) is on the appetizer menu. Raw bacon strips are put in an egg wash, dredged in a heavily peppered flour and then deep fried in vegetable oil, says chef Andrew Niemeyer.

Or free bacon:

If you don't want your bacon messed with, then head over to Bucktown's Chinaski's Bar, 1935 N. Damen, which offers all-you-can eat bacon on the first Monday of every month. For free.

"All true religions have to have some monthly faith meeting," says one employee, when asked about the purpose of the bottomless bacon bowl.

Free bacon and a cheap Bukowski reference. What more can you ask for in these post-election days?

Hey slog commenters from Chicago, let's do a Slog Happy here. With bacon.

Where the Money Went this Election

Posted by Erica C. Barnett on Tue, Nov 11, 2008 at 1:16 PM

So-called independent expenditures—money spent by PACs to influence elections—continued to play a major role in state elections this year, with more than $22 million spent to support and oppose candidates and ballot measures, according to the state Public Disclosure Commission. The vast majority of that was spent in the governor’s race, where dozens of PACs spent tens of millions of dollars, most of it on ads, for and against Republican Dino Rossi and Democrat Christine Gregoire.

PACs also spent a surprising amount on down-ticket state and legislative races. Republican attorney general Rob McKenna, who won reelection easily, received a $449,000 expenditure from the state Republican Party, as well as about $29,000 from a PAC representing Realtors. Republican incumbent land commissioner Doug Sutherland got a similar amount from the Realtors, plus nearly $600,000 from a timber and mining-funded PAC called the Committee for Balanced Stewardship. (He was defeated by Democrat Peter Goldmark).

In the race for schools superintendent, a group called Citizens for Washington, funded by the Service Employees International Union (SEIU), poured $200,000 into Randy Dorn’s successful bid to defeat incumbent Terry Bergeson. In legislative races, victorious 36th District House candidate Reuven Carlyle received nearly $44,000 in independent expenditures, much of it from the Realtors, a PAC representing dentists, and a group called Responsible Leadership for Washington funded primarily by the restaurant and beverage industries. Those groups also all gave to 11th District state Senator Margarita Prentice.

The biggest recipients of PAC largesse, however, were two Republicans: Kevin Parker, who defeated Spokane legislator Don Barlow in the 6th District with nearly $173,000 in help from PACs including Enterprise Washington—a business group that also spent money on Carlyle—and Jan Angel, who defeated Democrat Kim Abel with the help of nearly $150,000 in PAC money, much of it from Enterprise Washington and It’s Time for a Change, a group best known for spending millions on Dino Rossi’s failed gubernatorial bid.

Quite Possibly the Best "Cute Animal" Story Ever...

Posted by Megan Seling on Tue, Nov 11, 2008 at 1:05 PM

Pigs in boots are cute. And white tigers befriending chimps are adorable... but a sad baby penguin getting cheered up with a goofy looking stuffed toy? The best thing I've ever seen in my entire life.*

Via dailymail.com:

A baby penguin which had to be separated from its family after a greedy sibling continually ate all its food has found companionship - with this stuffed toy.

The penguin - called Pingu - began to lose weight and appeared weak after its bigger relative regularly helped himself to all the fish on offer.

Concerned keepers were forced to remove Pingu from the enclosure, but at just three-weeks-old the penguin was in desperate need of company.

Staff bought a £3.99 toy penguin from the zoo shop which acts as a surrogate sibling to the chuffed chick - who cuddles up to its new friend all day.

And trust me, you really do want to click over to the dailymail.com for pictures of the little guy and his new BFF.

All together now: Awwww!!!

(Thanks, Nipper.)

*Statement only valid for the next five minutes.

Palin Looks to God for Advice on 2012

Posted by Grant Brissey on Tue, Nov 11, 2008 at 1:03 PM

Palin says she's looking for God to show her an "open door" to "plow through," possibly in 2012.


Could we fabricate some sort of "open door" sign for her to run in 2012, thusly ensuring another democratic victory? The real trick would be getting the GOP to nominate her.

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