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Thursday, October 30, 2008

2008 Of Course! They Look So Much Alike!

Posted by Paul Constant on Thu, Oct 30, 2008 at 2:45 PM

I've already posted about crazy "Atlas Shrugs" super-conserva-blogger Pamela Gellar, who thinks Obama's dad is not his dad. She used to have a whole bunch of theories. But now she knows:

Barack Obama is Malcolm X's love child.

How could we not have noticed this before? They're both, after all, black! That's some fine work, Atlas Shrugs. The Pulitzer will be delivered by covert CIA black helicopters so the United Nations can't take it away from you.

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When I got my degree from the UW, I was in Massachusetts. Maybe I'M Barack Obama's mother!

Posted by Jane on October 30, 2008 at 2:52 PM

Remember what Burroughs said, Paul: Do not proffer sympathy to the mentally ill.

Posted by Gully Foyle on October 30, 2008 at 2:54 PM

How can an Objectivist dry hump everything that's evangelical? Not that Objectivism ever made much sense to me, bt Ayn Rand was a militant atheist.

Posted by Sirkowski on October 30, 2008 at 2:54 PM

@3: She's not evangelical, she's Jewish and super-pro-Israeli. She sides with the evangelicals a lot because they're hawkish and very anti-Palestinian.

Posted by Paul Constant on October 30, 2008 at 2:59 PM

I need a brain scrub. I made the mistake of going to that site and trying to actually read it. Between the misspellings, the misattributions, and the extra-crispy bucket of crazy, even my hair hurts now.

Posted by Geni on October 30, 2008 at 3:00 PM

Make sense. Plus, he's the reincarnation of somebody famous.

Posted by Superfrankenstein on October 30, 2008 at 3:01 PM

After you posted that first link, I subscribed to the blog. It only lasted about 12 hours before I had to unsubscribe because of the sheer insanity. That woman is a fucking piece of work, and I commend you for being able to read it on a daily basis.

Posted by uncouthheathen on October 30, 2008 at 3:02 PM

I mean, makes sense. Jesus. Blow a joke, why don't I?

Posted by Superfrankenstein on October 30, 2008 at 3:02 PM

You know, John Marx McCain looks an awful lot like his dad Karl Marx, but without all the extra hair ...

Posted by Will in Seattle on October 30, 2008 at 3:33 PM

Yeah, and Palin's got that lil whispy Trosky mustache thing going as well...

Posted by COMTE on October 30, 2008 at 3:48 PM

One of the conservative commentators on 770 couldn't stop talking about how Ayers was actually the ghostwriter of Obama's books. No proof, but he had "great instincts". Apparently that is all you need.

Posted by Clint on October 30, 2008 at 4:03 PM

Teh stoopid! It burns!!!!!!

Posted by Balt-O-Matt on October 30, 2008 at 4:50 PM

I've tried so many times to read her site, but it's just too hard to do. Her vlogs are what make the world go 'round, though. Check them out. Conservative women are just the best thing ever. You other gays can have your Barbra, and your Liza, and your Judy. I'll take Pamela Atlas, Malkin, Coulter, Schlussel, and Lopez. They'd be the best fag hags, if they just didn't see us as somewhat less than human.

Posted by spencer on October 30, 2008 at 5:00 PM

Well, at least he's a US citizen then. Can't the crazies coordinate their conspiracies so that they don't all cancel something else out?

Posted by Chris in Tampa on October 30, 2008 at 5:37 PM

@9 superwill in seattle STFU will ya? you aren't funny. john bailo writes better jokes than you, which ain't sayin' much.

Posted by you fucking douche on October 30, 2008 at 8:41 PM