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Thursday, October 30, 2008

2008 Joe the Plumber's Crack

Posted by Dan Savage on Thu, Oct 30, 2008 at 1:30 PM

If an enterprising YouTuber out there wants to bust out a preview for Joe the Plumber's Crack—the porn title pro-America parts of the country need to see before Tuesday—I'll do all I can to get it seen by the widest possible audience.

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That guy's not a real plumber. His socks are too white.

Posted by Balt-O-Matt on October 30, 2008 at 1:41 PM

This "make a porno (or preview) featuring everyone you currently despise" thing is stupid.

Posted by the worddle on October 30, 2008 at 1:45 PM

In the meantime will you tell us where you found this picture? YUM

Posted by Non on October 30, 2008 at 1:54 PM

Thank you so very much for putting a NSFW picture up with out a warning.

Posted by Lavode on October 30, 2008 at 1:58 PM

obviously, it's a picture of Dan... He HAS been working out a lot lately...

Posted by michael strangeways on October 30, 2008 at 2:07 PM

@4 DON'T PLEASURE READ AT WORK and then bitch about it to the authors! You have absolutely no ground to stand on and we have had this conversation too many times. KAY THANKS.

Posted by Non on October 30, 2008 at 2:09 PM

Yes, it is interesting that sexual imagery is automatically brought forth as an insult, isn't it?

Posted by Robert Patrick on October 30, 2008 at 2:14 PM

Yes, it is interesting that sexual imagery is automatically brought forth as an insult, isn't it?

Posted by Robert Patrick on October 30, 2008 at 2:14 PM

@6 - Pleasure reading at work is not against the rules. Pleasure porning is. I'm sure the "authors" thank you for your support, but I'm also sure they would prefer to have at-work page views to drive ad revenue. Also, ZOMG! "KAY THANKS" is totally edgy.

Posted by skweetis on October 30, 2008 at 2:37 PM

yes yes yes, and Dan kissing his ass as community service

Posted by Louis on October 30, 2008 at 2:40 PM

Fuck off 9, you whiny bitch

Posted by Non on October 30, 2008 at 3:09 PM

@6 and 9: Screw you. When I'm on break, I fall under the incidental use policy here at work. That's very solid ground, thank you, and there have been plenty of NSFW warnings in the past.

Posted by Lavode on October 30, 2008 at 3:17 PM

Sorry, meant @6 and 11

Posted by Lavode on October 30, 2008 at 3:18 PM

@11 - Very clever retort. Have a great day!

Posted by skweetis on October 30, 2008 at 3:44 PM

Right on, skweetis.

Posted by mccottage on October 30, 2008 at 3:50 PM

Nice contributions, 14 and 15. Seriously, everybody. It's the internet. If you can't risk accidentally seeing a butt at work, don't go looking around on the internet. There are butts in here.

Posted by MacCrocodile on October 30, 2008 at 3:55 PM

@16 - I just jumped into this flame war because I'm cranky today. I'm actually working from home today so the butt didn't bother me. But assholes who complain about people who request a NSFW warning bother me. Because they're douches.

Posted by skweetis on October 30, 2008 at 3:59 PM

I wholeheartedly approve of the photo. Dude’s got those excellent lower back muscles that form an arrow stating “Insert Penis Here.” My only request: More please.

Posted by Original Andrew on October 30, 2008 at 4:03 PM

"But assholes who complain about people who request a NSFW warning bother me. Because they're douches." Your logic is head-spinning.

Posted by Non on October 30, 2008 at 4:04 PM

@17 - I also meant to direct that at... let's see... 11. The second part was for everybody, mostly because I didn't feel like scrolling up to see who was on which side.

Posted by MacCrocodile on October 30, 2008 at 4:05 PM

@19 - I know it's no "fuck off you whiny bitch", but I'm saving my A material for my great American novel.

Posted by skweetis on October 30, 2008 at 4:08 PM

That picture is from a very old "Advocate Men". I've looked at it many, many tmes, if you know what I mean....

Posted by Catalina Vel-DuRay on October 30, 2008 at 4:41 PM

Can't you all just get along, and bask in the glow of extreamly sexy shoulders?!? I mean, it's almost Friday, Halloween, and Election Day; shouldn't we put aside petty kvetching, and just have some fun, whether it be enjoying sexy shoulders, a cocktail with compatriot, small pieces of individually wrapped candy, or the slight hand cramp that comes from filling out mail-in or absentee ballots??!??

Posted by PDX_Paulie on October 30, 2008 at 4:45 PM

New title: Plumb and Plumber Joe

Posted by >>> on October 30, 2008 at 7:17 PM

post on dudevu.com - gloriously free and long videos can be uploaded at once without breaking it up into smaller parts

Posted by darek on October 31, 2008 at 6:06 AM