Erstwhile "pharmaceutical executive," wannabe "Harambe reviver," and definite troll boy Martin Shkreli decided to focus on his strengths this weekend: Monitoring the health of presidential candidates.
Dr. Shkreli, whose medical degree is from the University of Alleged Securities Fraud, has reviewed the tapes and ruled that Hillary Clinton is suffering from Parkinson's disease.
I'm dead serious. I reviewed a number of videos and I think @HillaryClinton has early onset Parkinson's Disease. It appears she takes L-dopa
— Martin Shkreli (@MartinShkreli) August 7, 2016
Shkreli devoted an entire two-and-a-half-hour Periscope talk to outlining his detailed theories. Watch, everybody! It's science in action!
LIVE on #Periscope: Hillary Clinton @hillaryclinton health press conference https://t.co/xqo95ScwJ7
— Martin Shkreli (@MartinShkreli) August 7, 2016
He's also into emo.