Let it be known that Donald Trump is the only infant permitted to be at a Donald Trump rally.

The Republican nominee faced some competition in the race for Baby-in-Chief at a rally in Virginia this morning. An infant called from the back of the room out in anguish, probably trying to make sense of Trump's claims about China's currency devaluations.

Trump played it, like, no biggie, I can handle some competition, okay?: "I love babies. I hear that baby crying. I like it. What a baby!"

It was all a lie. I know. Let it sink in.

The infant, clearly fussy about policy, kept up the protest until Trump was moved to banish his enemy from the rally.

"Actually, I was only kidding. You can get the baby out of here. That’s alright. Don’t worry. I think she really believed me that I love having a baby crying while I’m speaking?! That’s okay, people don’t understand. That’s okay."

What a baby, indeed. Keep this on loop today.

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