The Stranger, Seattle's Only Newspaper: Slog: Video of the Day

Lunchtime Quickie: But Art is About Process, Not Product...

Kelly O — Thu, 23 May 2013 12:15:57 -0700

I love this girl. I always wanted to to this in art-school. She did it though. Good times start at the 1:30 mark.

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Lunchtime Quickie: Ahmed Angel Is Planet?

Kelly O — Wed, 15 May 2013 12:35:01 -0700

Can someone explain why Ahmed Angel is suddenly planet? I am confused! Also, get a load of this guy. He paid a wizard $500 to make him invisible. Doesn't he know, being invisible doesn't make him planet?

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Lunchtime Quickie: The Pomeranian and the Sausage

Kelly O — Tue, 14 May 2013 12:31:29 -0700

Do you ever feel like this sums up your whole life? Yeah, me too.

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Lunchtime Quickie: Students Suspended for Twerking?!

Kelly O — Mon, 06 May 2013 12:39:25 -0700

Does a twerking really warrant a suspension from school? [Don't] shake what your mama' gave ya!

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Lunchtime Quickie: Old People FTW

Kelly O — Thu, 25 Apr 2013 12:33:16 -0700

I love seniors. There's nothing wrong with "dog face down" nor being "a slot."

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Lunchtime Quickie: Kid Steals Car to Avoid Church

Kelly O — Wed, 24 Apr 2013 12:30:45 -0700

Impressive run to the house, little dude!

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Lunchtime Quickie: I Like This Ad About Gun Control

Kelly O — Tue, 16 Apr 2013 12:30:21 -0700

Eh?

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Lunchtime Quickie: Fifty Shades of Popeyes Chicken?

Kelly O — Wed, 10 Apr 2013 12:31:28 -0700

Holy crap. Has she ever actually eaten Popeyes chicken? I could *maybe* believe this, had she said Ezell's...

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Lunchtime Quickie: The Bee Queen?

Kelly O — Tue, 09 Apr 2013 11:52:27 -0700

This lady wants to be the Queen of Bees. I say, OKAY! You win! Also, how in the F, is she not getting stung? Is there a trick? My hands are sweating.

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Lunchtime Quickie: You Deserve a Break Today

Kelly O — Wed, 27 Mar 2013 12:30:03 -0700

There's a lot of stress in the world. And there's also THIS...

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Lunchtime Quickie: Free Pussy Riot (From Brassiere Commercials)

Kelly O — Mon, 25 Mar 2013 12:30:58 -0700

German lingerie company Blush just released this commercial on the one year anniversary of Pussy Riot's Russian protests. But did German lingerie company ever ask Pussy Riot, both the imprisoned and free, if THEY wanted their powerful image used to sell expensive push-up bras? Hmm...

Watch Pussy Riot's latest interview on CBS's '60 Minutes' on Lineout.

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Lunchtime Quickie: Cute Or Disgusting?

Kelly O — Fri, 22 Mar 2013 12:39:22 -0700

"No harm, so cute!" or... "Gag! That dog was probably just licking his balls."

H/t to Sarah!

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Lunchtime Quickie: Let's Play Who's The Bigger Assh*le

Kelly O — Tue, 19 Mar 2013 12:05:28 -0700

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Lunchtime Quickie: And Now, A Report From FOX News Connec-TIT-cut

Kelly O — Fri, 15 Mar 2013 12:03:34 -0700

And be sure to watch the evening news, at tit, I mean ten...

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Lunchtime Quickie: All This Talk Of Popes

Kelly O — Thu, 14 Mar 2013 12:27:27 -0700

But all I can think about is this...

H/t to Scary Tyler Moore!

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Lunchtime Quickie: Hey, Faggot?

Kelly O — Mon, 11 Mar 2013 12:25:21 -0700

Oh man, I love this guy. Go, Turtle, go!

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Lunchtime Quickie: YES or NO?

Kelly O — Thu, 07 Mar 2013 12:30:48 -0800

Do we really need these? Maybe we do. A Kickstarter-esque funding campaign is happening. No, seriously.

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Lunchtime Quickie: What Is This?! (And Can I Have One Just For One Day?)

Kelly O — Thu, 28 Feb 2013 12:30:24 -0800

Without clicking the YouTube link, can you quickly guess what this creature is?

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Lunchtime Quickie: TGIF, Ladies!

Kelly O — Fri, 22 Feb 2013 12:30:50 -0800

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Lunchtime Quickie: Real Or Fake?

Kelly O — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 12:30:26 -0800

Forget no-handed push-ups. Is THIS GUY real or fake? If he's real, I'm hopping a plane for Finland...

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Lunchtime Quickie: Real Or Fake?

Kelly O — Wed, 20 Feb 2013 12:15:47 -0800

No hands push-ups? Really? And/or only in Russia?

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Lunchtime Quickie: Happy Valentine's Day From The Internet?

Kelly O — Thu, 14 Feb 2013 12:15:25 -0800

Courtney Stodden is a "musician" now. Yes, THAT COURTNEY STODDEN. Ouch.

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Lunchtime Quickie: Let's Play Who's The Bigger Asshole...

Kelly O — Tue, 12 Feb 2013 12:31:18 -0800

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Lunchtime Quickie: Further Proof That ANYTHING Is Cute When Its a Baby

Kelly O — Fri, 08 Feb 2013 12:30:52 -0800

A baby bat in a frickin' BUNNY towel! Who dare?!

And a bonus baby video, for Anna Minard, who's survived her juice detox, and is about to get really happy about eating solid food again...

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Lunchtime Quickie: Let's Play Who's The Bigger Asshole...

Kelly O — Wed, 06 Feb 2013 12:30:53 -0800

Druggie teen ("Adios!")... Or vengeful judge?

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Smash, Smash, SMASH!!!

Goldy — Sun, 03 Feb 2013 10:46:47 -0800

This is perhaps the best local TV news story ever, from the man claiming to be Jesus intentionally ramming his car into a utility worker—because he's black (that's apparently what this Jesus would do)—to Kai, the homeless, surfer-dude hitchhiker who saves the day, disabling the marauding Jesus by repeatedly hitting him in the head with a hatchet: "Smash, smash, SMASH!"

Even better: The raw footage from the hitchhiker's KMPH-26 interview (a FOX affiliate, of course), after the jump. I especially love the news reporter straight-facedly asking "Have you ever experienced something like this before?" to which Kai doesn't skip a beat: "Well this one time, I was in this orchard...." And then there is the touching denouement, in which viewers are suddenly left wondering over the sad circumstances of Kai's own troubled life.

Every character in this story is perfect. I'm inspired to write an opera.

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Lunchtime Quickie: Drunk Lady vs Lady Reporter

Kelly O — Thu, 31 Jan 2013 11:54:46 -0800

Hmm. Is this reporter... a funny badass (just doing her job!) or kind of a mean witch (just plain mean-spirited!). I can't decide...

The Stranger, Seattle's Only Newspaper: Slog: Video of the Day

Lunchtime Quickie: But Art is About Process, Not Product...

Lunchtime Quickie: Ahmed Angel Is Planet?

Lunchtime Quickie: The Pomeranian and the Sausage

Lunchtime Quickie: Students Suspended for Twerking?!

Lunchtime Quickie: Old People FTW

Lunchtime Quickie: Kid Steals Car to Avoid Church

Lunchtime Quickie: I Like This Ad About Gun Control

Lunchtime Quickie: Fifty Shades of Popeyes Chicken?

Lunchtime Quickie: The Bee Queen?

Lunchtime Quickie: You Deserve a Break Today

Lunchtime Quickie: Free Pussy Riot (From Brassiere Commercials)

Lunchtime Quickie: Cute Or Disgusting?

Lunchtime Quickie: Let's Play Who's The Bigger Assh*le

Lunchtime Quickie: And Now, A Report From FOX News Connec-TIT-cut

Lunchtime Quickie: All This Talk Of Popes

Lunchtime Quickie: Hey, Faggot?

Lunchtime Quickie: YES or NO?

Lunchtime Quickie: What Is This?! (And Can I Have One Just For One Day?)

Lunchtime Quickie: TGIF, Ladies!

Lunchtime Quickie: Real Or Fake?

Lunchtime Quickie: Real Or Fake?

Lunchtime Quickie: Happy Valentine's Day From The Internet?

Lunchtime Quickie: Let's Play Who's The Bigger Asshole...

Lunchtime Quickie: Further Proof That ANYTHING Is Cute When Its a Baby

Lunchtime Quickie: Let's Play Who's The Bigger Asshole...

Smash, Smash, SMASH!!!

Lunchtime Quickie: Drunk Lady vs Lady Reporter

Lunchtime Quickie: Super Bowl Rejects This Porn Commercial

Lunchtime Quickie: Because Sometimes People DON'T Suck

Lunchtime Quickie: Feeling Stressed?