It would not be a pretty thing for publishing in the United Kingdom:

One publisher told The Bookseller: "Our pool of clients is just getting smaller and smaller — they are the second biggest bookchain we have. The next six-to-12 months will be very interesting. I suspect lots of publishers could go bust [if Borders shuts down], because that's another 7-10% of the market gone."

Many American publishers are worried about Borders U.S. eventually following suit, because Borders has a much bigger share of the U.S. Market.

Plaintiff's attorney Joann Brown Williams had brandished a clean, white piece of fabric before the jury in her closing argument and written the word “slut” on it with a permanent black marker.

“This is what [Smith] did to the fabric of Vicki Stewart’s life,” she said. “She made her into a slut, an atheist and an alcoholic. Ms. Smith’s irresponsible words have stained the fabric of Vicki Stewart’s life. These stains will never come ou

The injured party won $100,000. After the verdict was announced, she claimed "All I wanted is for this not to happen to anyone else." Yes. Thank God this disturbing trend will never take off. Authors will never again base fictional characters on real people. What a terrible idea.

Second, and much more important: The New York Observer says that Time Warner is working with its competitors to build an iTunes for magazines:

The company will prepare magazines that can work across multiple digital platforms, whether the iPhone, the BlackBerry or countless other digital devices. The company will not develop an e-book, but create something that people familiar with the plans compare to iTunes—a store where you can buy new and distinct iterations of The New Yorker or Time. Print magazines will also be for sale.

John Squires, an executive vice president at Time Inc., is planning to leave Time Inc. and become the interim executive of the new company, sources told The Observer.

I would very much like to suggest that this new company brings comic book publishers like Marvel, DC, Dark Horse, and Fantagraphics on board, too, as well as digital magazines like Electric Literature. If I may use another political cliché that has become nauseatingly commonplace: Your team of rivals needs to be all about the big tent.

• Robert Ullman

Not only do they have to do egregious things to retain their manhood from the castration-like trauma of watching the film—one reviewer "ran out of the theater" with his "manhood somewhat intact" and was forced to watch "HOURS of lesbian porn" to get over the pain of sitting through a movie and remind himself that he is a man—but they also take the opportunity to drag out old war stories of women who done them wrong, like Massawyrm from Ain't It Cool News:

I dated a girl like Bella once. Thank god they make medication for girls like that now…Yeah, Bella Swan is textbook; farm raised, corn fed cocktease bemoaning her pathetic lot in life. That women identify with her at all troubles me…If you see this, see it with beer or with promise of sex afterward. Just don’t let her lather up your dong in body glitter. You have to draw the line somewhere.

I know there are all kinds of creepy Mormon undertones to Twilight, but these jackasses are actually making me side with the movie. Let's look specifically at the biggest problem with the second review. Bella isn't a "cocktease"—she's the only character in the whole goddamned book/movie who actually wants to have sex. Unless Massawyrm is saying that Bella wanting to be a non-sexual friend with Jacob is teasing his cock, in which case fuck off, Massawrym.

Seriously, nerd-men. Are your weenies so teeny that you have to get threatened when women's sci-fi/fantasy is successful? Are you going to give the girls noogies out on the playground after lunch? There are plenty of legitimate reasons to hate Twilight; cooties is not one of them.

Amy Goodman does an early afternoon reading with Denis Moynihan at Elliott Bay Book Company today. Goodman reads from Breaking the Sound Barrier, which is a collection of her recent work. They'll be reading elsewhere in a few days, but this is your only chance to see them for free.

And then, at 7 pm at Elliott Bay, Katherine Harmon reads from her book The Map as Art: Contemporary Artists Explore Cartography. This looks like a beautiful book. I own Harmon's other book, You Are Here: Personal Geographies and Other Maps of the Imagination, and I can stare at the maps in that book for hours on end.

The full readings calendar, including the next week or so, is here. And if you're planning on staying in and you're looking for personalized book recommendations, feel free to tell me the books you like and ask me what to read next over at Questionland.

5. "You can't check e-books out from the library"

According to the NY Times, about 5,400 libraries now offer e-books, and more are signing up every day. Most library programs work like with physical books - you "check out" an e-book onto your e-reader and "check it back in" when you're finished, and only one patron at a time can "check out" an e-book while you're reading it.

And then, almost as if in retaliation, the Evergreen Review just published an incendiary post about how the e-book is the end of everything:

Heinrich Heine, the early 19th century German Jewish poet, wrote: “"Where they burn books, they will ultimately also burn people." The advent of electronic media to first position in the modern chain of Being—a place once occupied by God—and later, after the Enlightenment, by humans—is no mere 9/11 upon our cultural assumptions. It is a catastrophe of holocaustal proportions. And its endgame is the disappearance of not just books but of all things human.

But in the other direction, these people will publish your Twitter in book form for $30 or less.

Angella M. Nazarian reads at Elliott Bay Book Company tonight. Nazarian's Jewish family fled Iran during the revolution of 1979. Life as a Visitor tells that story. If you enjoyed Persepolis, you should give this one a try, even though it's not a funnybook.

And Robert Merry reads at University Book Store. A Country of Vast Designs: James K. Polk, the Mexican War, and the Conquest of the American Continent sounds totally fucking fascinating. Polk changed America more than just about anyone except for those guys on Mount Rushmore, and you should learn more about him.

The full readings calendar, including the next week or so, is here. And if you're planning on staying in and you're looking for personalized book recommendations, feel free to tell me the books you like and ask me what to read next over at Questionland.

Here is a trailer for a short story by Colson Whitehead that appears in the second volume of Electric Literature, a nifty new literary magazine with amazing authors like Lydia Davis and T Cooper in every issue:

Maybe you should think about buying Electric Literature today. Or if you prefer your literary magazines to be free and entirely on the internet (but still good), you should look at the second issue of The Orphan.

The full readings calendar, including the next week or so, is here. And if you're planning on staying in and you're looking for personalized book recommendations, feel free to tell me the books you like and ask me what to read next over at Questionland.

Friends of the Library is hosting a Mini-Book Sale today at Magnuson Park. No, the books aren't mini. The sale is mini; they'll only (?) have 10,000 books for sale.

At Seattle Mystery Bookshop, it's time for Derek Haas. Columbus is about an international assassin who is nicknamed "The Silver Bear." I think "The Silver Bear" would be a great nickname for our new mayor.

Dr. Ken Croswell talks at Pacific Science Center. Croswell, who knows about "stellar evolution" and "extrasolar planets," discusses what life on other planets could be like. This is like awesome with a side of awesome, soaked in awesome sauce.

Anthony Alvarado & Friend(s) are at Pilot Books today. Alvarado is the author and illustrator of Throwing Bones, which is a "macabre" selection of weird stories. You can read more about the book and Alvarado's great little publisher, Gunbaby Graphics, over here.

Mary Karr reads at Third Place Books tonight. Karr is a very rare thing: a memoirist who doesn't suck. Lit is about her drinking problem.

The full readings calendar, including the next week or so, is here. And if you're planning on staying in and you're looking for personalized book recommendations, feel free to tell me the books you like and ask me what to read next over at Questionland.

Barbara Kingsolver is at Third Place Books tonight. The Lacuna is her first novel in a long time. Her publisher says it is about "an epic journey from the Mexico City of artists Diego Rivera and Frida Kahlo to the America of Pearl Harbor, FDR, and J. Edgar Hoover." I haven't read it yet, obviously, but I will say that "Lacuna" is a beautiful word.

At the exact same time, at Elliott Bay Book Company, Mary Karr reads from her new book. Karr is one of the few memoirists who should always be allowed to write memoirs. The Liars Club and Cherry are both excellent. Karr's newest book, Lit is about being drunk.

And the Hugo House is hosting a reading titled "Visiting Hours." Visting Hours. Elizabeth Austen, who is a very intelligent writer who also produces poetry segments on KUOW, reads on the theme of "Visiting Hours" with awesome young novelist Benjamin Parzybok. (I really enjoyed Parzybok's debut novel Couch, and you can read my review here.) Parzybok and Austen are joined by an actor named Matt Smith and a singer named Molly Rose.

Any one of these three readings will be great.

The full readings calendar, including the next week or so, is here. And if you're planning on staying in and you're looking for personalized book recommendations, feel free to tell me the books you like and ask me what to read next over at Questionland.

Amy Foster reads at Third Place Books today. When Autumn Leaves "is the story of coming to terms with the magical things we take for granted every day," like peat moss and bodily functions.

If you want to attend a nautical reading but you don't want to shell out the big bucks for the Pacific Marine Expo, you can go to the Museum of History and Industry. Lorraine McConaghy reads from Warship under Sail, a book about war and the sea.

Elliott Bay Book Company hosts Marilyn Chin tonight. Two Chinese-American sisters deal with their "iron-willed" grandmother in Chin's novel Revenge of the Mooncake Vixen.

And we conclude with two poetry readings. First, Brenda Hillman writes poetry with lines like "a sorceress looking for my sources". Practical Water is her new poetry collection, and she reads at Open Books tonight.

And Daemond Arrindell and Kary Wayson will respond to SAM's new Michelangelo exhibit tonight as part of SAM Word. I'm going to call this one the reading of the night; it's not often you get to see brand-new work from two very good local poets in a reaction to something like a work of art. Even if the Michelangelo exhibit is a little weak, there's still the opportunity for something exciting to come out of this.

The full readings calendar, including the next week or so, is here. And if you're planning on staying in and you're looking for personalized book recommendations, feel free to tell me the books you like and ask me what to read next over at Questionland.

Silver lining I'll happily hype: Bailey/Coy's last hurrah will be a blowout party/auction/show, going down in the store's former space on Thursday December 3.

For 26 years, Bailey/Coy Books served as Capitol Hill's literary hub, providing the community with a place to be amongst books, talk about literature and meet their favorite authors.

On Thursday, December 3, we're holding a wake for the store, in memory of all those years, and celebrating the customers who've walked through the doors, the authors we've hosted, the generations of books we've sold and the staff who have served us so well. We'll also hold an auction of the memorabilia we've collected over the years. We want to say good-bye in style - and raise some cash to help the store.

Auctioneer Laura Michalek will oversee bidding on a pair of white boxer shorts signed by David Sedaris, original cartoons out of our guestbook by Matt Groening and Lynda Barry, a poster signed by Annie Leibovitz, an original painting from the Big Fucking Hands series by Ellen Forney, signed first editions and other very special and very odd items. We'll also auction off dates with two of Capitol Hill's celebrity politicians, State Senator Ed Murray and City Councilmember Sally Clark.

Entertainment will be provided by Fuschia Foxxx and the magnificent Dina Martina. Food and champagne will be served, all provided by local Capitol Hill eateries such as Poppy, Table 219, Charlie's and High Five Pie. Tickets are $40. We will pop the champagne open at 6 PM—the entertainment, and the auction, will begin promptly at 7. Tickets are available at BrownPaperTickets.com or at the door.

There will be several fancy readings tonight. Fancy reading the first: Cornel West at the University Village Barnes and Noble. The political activist and star of The Matrix sequels (?!) discusses his new memoir, Brother West: Living and Loving Out Loud.

Fancy reading the second: Ken Croswell reads at Pacific Science Center. The Lives of Stars is a book about those bags of gas we stare at at night. Croswell is a star expert, which is awesome.

Fancy reading the third: Elliott Bay Book Company is hosting an event called Madeline DeFrees: Celebrating a Poet at 90. Poets will read DeFrees's work and pay tribute to her and then DeFrees herself will cut the birthday cake. This looks undeniably sweet. You can read more about DeFrees here.

But many of you out there don't care about any of the above. You only care that Brandon Sanderson is going to sign The Gathering Storm, which is book 12 in Robert Jordan's Wheel of Time series, at University Book Store tonight. Jordan, of course, passed away and left his work unfinished. Sanderson is finishing the job. Over here, you can see photos of a release party for this book at Brigham Young University. You will note the leather-jacketed man who is raising a sword in the air and screaming as he waits in line. Be careful at this reading, nerds. We don't want you to get hacked to death by an overzealous fan.

The full readings calendar, including the next week or so, is here. And if you're planning on staying in and you're looking for personalized book recommendations, feel free to tell me the books you like and ask me what to read next over at Questionland.

It's worth a quick read. If you're thirsty for more after that one, Peter Bagge's recent collection of libertarian cartoons from Fantagraphics, Everybody Is Stupid Except For Me and Other Astute Observations is much funnier than libertarian cartoons have any right to be.

And some others. Jennie Shortridge reads at Queen Anne Books. When She Flew is a fictionalization of a true story about a dad and daughter living in the wilderness.

The weirdly named Jak Koke reads with Bruce Cordell at University Book Store. The Edge of Chaos: The Wilds is Koke's fantasy novel about "the Plaguewrought Lands" and "wild magic." Cordell is the author of a Lovecraftian book about a sleeping demon and a hidden city in City of Torment.

Up at Kane Hall, Michael Specter, the author of Denialism: How Irrational Thinking Hinders Scientific Progress, Harms the Planet, and Threatens Our Lives speaks the truth at you.

It's Salon of Shame time at the Theater Off Jackson. I haven't been to SoS for a while, so I am unsure if they're still line-around-the-block, sold-out affairs. You might want to call before venturing out, but Salon of Shame is always a good time.

And Hannah Pakula reads at Seattle Asian Art Museum. The Last Empress: Madame Chiang Kai-shek and the Birth of Modern China sounds like a fascinating look into a fascinating time and place, and sometimes that's all you need to be the reading of the night.

The full readings calendar, including the next week or so, is here. And if you're planning on staying in and you're looking for personalized book recommendations, feel free to tell me the books you like and ask me what to read next over at Questionland.

Two things I want to say before ending this post. One, this passage shows us something that's worth a moment or two of thought:

I can tell you that Nabokov's son Dmitri did not publish this [incomplete novel] against Vladimir's wishes because he wanted money for a sportscar. Dmitri is 76, and in a wheelchair. This was a question, among other things, of legacy and of keeping the decision in the family.

Two: It is not a surprise that Nabokov is the greatest novelist in English. The Russian tradition of that form is much richer than the English one, which not only has failed to produce a school of exceptional novelists but also philosophers. We have only brilliant flashes here and there but nothing like a proper constellation of luminous novelists and philosophers. The English is only something special when it comes to economics. Ours is the language of doing (and writing about) business.

Donald Harington, who created a surreal rural mini-world in more than a dozen novels set in the fictional Ozark hamlet of Stay More, Ark., died last week in Springdale, Ark. He was 73 and lived in Fayetteville, Ark.

I started reading Harington back in 2002 with his novel Thirteen Albatrosses, which I picked up because I was in a heavy political-fiction phase. I got lucky, it turns out, because Albatrosses was maybe his most accessible work for new readers. I loved the sensation that there was a whole world that extended beyond just the one book—characters made references to past events in Stay More. They were living full, fictional lives, of which Albatrosses was just a part.

I've read two or three more Harington novels—With, a ghost story about a young girl forced to fend for herself in the Ozarks, is quite exceptional, too—and I always came away pleased with Harington's sense of play, his ability to mess with the language and eke new meanings out of words that have been around forever. I fully expect to read all of Harington's Stay More novels over the course of my life, and I'm sorry that there won't be any new editions in the saga. Harington was never wildly popular, but he did something that very few modern literary authors, outside of Faulkner, have been able to do: He created a fictional place that will live forever.

UPDATE: Gold Star Comment goes to Bub, who points out "Another fictional place that will live forever: Gabriel Garcia Marquez's Macondo." As soon as I read that comment, it occurred to me that Harington's Stay More might be closer in spirit to Macondo than Faulkner's Yoknapatawpha County, but I got sidetracked by the whole south of the Mason-Dixon thing. Good call, Bub.

Here's Asai's small, perfectly compressed version of him—coiled like a spring—dressed in blood, flowers, the nationalistic form of the rising sun represented by lines of real Japanese characters, and underlined by Asai's particular brand of gorgeous nonsense text.

• Detail of Mishima Yukio, by Toshi Asai

The show is up at Kobo at Higo on Jackson through November 30.

Here's Mishima talking about the elegance and brutality of Japan.

If you're downtown and you eat lunch, the Seattle Public Library is hosting another edition of Thrilling Tales: A Story Time for Adults. The story today is "Hunters in the Snow" by Tobias Wolff.

Tony Angell reads at Third Place Books tonight. Angell is the author of Puget Sound Through an Artist's Eye. He is a local author who is reading everywhere for his book. If you haven't seen him yet and you can't make it out to Third Place Books tonight, he's reading again next week.

Town Hall is hosting a cookbook reading. Ellie Krieger reads from So Easy: Luscious, Healthy Meals for Every Day of the Week. Krieger is a celebrity chef. Do with that what you will.

Gordon L. Miller is at Elliott Bay Book Company tonight. He's showing his photographs for a new translations of Johann Wolfgang von Goethe's The Metamorphosis of Plants.

Miller's reading looks good, but the reading of the night tonight is Christopher S. Parker's reading at University Book Store. Fighting for Democracy: Black Veterans and the Struggle Against White Supremacy in the Postwar South is about how black veterans had to take up arms against racist idiots twice—once abroad, and once at home.

The full readings calendar, including the next week or so, is here. And if you're planning on staying in and you're looking for personalized book recommendations, feel free to tell me the books you like and ask me what to read next over at Questionland.

First, Ethan Gilsdorf reads from his new book about nerds, Fantasy Freaks and Gaming Geeks: An Epic Quest for Reality Among Role Players, Online Gamers, and Other Dwellers of Imaginary Realms.

Then, Jillian Venters reads from Gothic Charm School, a book based on a website that intends to teach people how to become goths. The author is local. There will also be a screening of a short film.

Elliott Bay is the place to be today, nerds.

The full readings calendar, including the next week or so, is here. And if you're planning on staying in and you're looking for personalized book recommendations, feel free to tell me the books you like and ask me what to read next over at Questionland.

Brian Teare is at Open Books in Wallingford. Sight Map and The Room Where I Was Born are two books by Teare. He has also written a book called Pleasure. He has won more awards than you ever will. You can read some of his poetry here.

Michael Lavine is at Neumo's tonight. Grunge is a collection of photos of people from Seattle's grunge scene. It is a perfect opportunity to play "Find-the-Slats," which is like "Where's Waldo," but, you know, grungier.

And Nisi Shawl is at Elliott Bay Book Company. Shawl is a local author, book critic, and winner of the very worthwhile James Tiptree Jr. Award. Filter House is her new collection of stories. She plays with ideas of gender and sexuality in her sci-fi, which is something that usually gets swept under the rug to make way for big-breasted slave girls and manly space captains.

That would be the reading of the night, but we're all going to be at the Genius Awards tonight, so we'll have to hit up Nisi the next time she's reading in town.

The full readings calendar, including the next week or so, is here. And if you're planning on staying in and you're looking for personalized book recommendations, feel free to tell me the books you like and ask me what to read next over at Questionland.

I will be unable to attend Slog Happy due to all the readings going on in Seattle tonight. But there will be many free books for you to take home and enjoy and hopefully review for Slog. Here are just a few:

First of all: We have a dust-jacketless copy of Stephen King's Under the Dome! I reviewed it here. You know you want it. Other prominent novels include The Physick Book of Deliverance Dane, Far North by Marcel Theroux, and The Mere Future, along with many other sci-fi, literary fiction, and fantasy novels.

Some non-fiction books include Tinsel, a study of America's Christmas obsession; Reasonable Men: The Birth of the National Enquirer; and A Heartbreak and a Guitar: Johnny Cash and the Making of Bitter Tears.

Some funny books include the great Masterpiece Comics by R. Sikoryak (a book that is worth it for the Charlie Brown/Kafka's "Metamorphosis" mashup alone), and Logicomix, about Bertrand Russell.

Plus, as the kids say, many more. Get there early: I call "no dibsies!"

There are two major problems with complaining about how readings are boring affairs, as host Todd Zuniga did last night at the opening of the second Seattle Literary Death Match at the Re-Bar. The first is that it's not true: I've been to five or six great readings in the last month alone, readings that were just as entertaining as the same amount of time spent at, say a good movie or a fun rock show. The second is that if you're going to talk about how boring and lame readings are, you have to be sure to put on an event that isn't lame and boring.

The full apology, which includes a response from LDM organizers, the truth about why monkeys on TV wear diapers, and information about how to get your $10 back from me if you attended this event, is after the jump.

First up, in the University District, Lorraine McConaghy reads. If you're into war and stuff, the title Warship Under Sail: The USS Decatur in the Pacific West probably means something to you. So you should put down your plastic war-plane model and come to this reading. You can leave the camouflage jacket on; you'll fit right in. Over at the Henry, Gary Hill, who is a local artist, discusses his new book An Art of Limina: Gary Hill's Works and Writings. According to the presser, this reading "investigates relationships between words and electronic images." Perhaps Jen Graves has something to say about Hill; I don't know his work. Also on the UW campus is Lester R. Brown, the author of Plan B 4.0: Mobilizing to Save Civilization. Brown believes that we can find a new economic path that is environmentally feasible.

Speaking of economic feasibility, Elliott Bay Book Company hosts Amanda Little. Little is the author of Power Trip: From Oil Wells to Solar Cells—-Our Ride to the Sustainable Future, which is about how we are goddamned addicts who need just one more hit of fossil fuels.

Greg Bear is at University Book Store. Greg Bear. Bear is a local author who has written some cracking great sci-fi novels (Darwin's Radio is one such sci-fi novel). Mariposa, his newest, looks less sci-fi-ish than some of his others. It's about a shady corporation and veterans who are losing their emotions.

There will be a Suggests popping up soon about the reading of the night, so I don't want to spend too much time on it, but here are the details of the 12 Books Launch. The Sorrento Hotel is home to a new bookstore made up of twelve books, most of which have some sort of local interest. If you're staying in the hotel, you can order a copy of the books up to your room, like room service. Celebrating the launch tonight will be some local authors (Matt Briggs, John Roderick), a publisher explaining his new line of bootleg books (Matthew Stadler), and Bruce Benderson, whose Pacific Agony is a hilarious, smart new novel about a cynical New Yorker writing a guidebook to the Pacific Northwest. (I wrote a little about it here.) If literary fiction isn't your thing, I'd suggest you go to the Bear reading. I bet you'll enjoy yourself.

The full readings calendar, including the next week or so, is here. And if you're planning on staying in and you're looking for personalized book recommendations, feel free to tell me the books you like and ask me what to read next over at Questionland.