http://slog.thestranger.com/slog/archives/2009/01/05/where_is_governor_gregoire Comments On: Where Is Governor Gregoire? by Eli Sanders en-us Copyright 2009 The Stranger. All rights reserved. This RSS file is offered to individuals, The Stranger readers, and non-commercial organizations only. Any commercial websites wishing to use this RSS file, please contact The Stranger. webmaster@thestranger.com (The Stranger Webmaster) Mon, 23 Nov 2009 00:00:01 -0800 Mon, 23 Nov 2009 15:15:00 -0800 Foundation http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss
My best guess is that Christine was riding the horse a little too hard, if you catch my drift, and now she's in the basement of the Governor's mansion with 5 state patrol officers holding her down so she doesn't try to eat the lightbulbs.

Governor Gregoire was clearly so moved by the touching story depicted in Marley and Me that she's flown to DC to lobby for a bill requiring everyone to own a dog. Look for Charlie Rangel to sponsor; he needs to rehabilitate his image, so it fits.

Governor Gregoire has been hired by the DNC to "take out" Blago in Illinois. Not in the way you're thinking; when the pictures of her and Rod doing the freaky-deeky get released to the Atlantic Monthly, it'll be game over.

I find all my theories more plausible than her being commerce secretary.
Posted by Ryan]]> Mon, 05 Jan 2009 22:25:27 -0800 The Stranger
Gregoire with a cabinet post?

Bwhaahahaahahaahahahaahahahahha

Seriously yo? Commerce? What exactly does she have for experience for this most important post?

She is incredibly not qualified to be Commerce Secretary. Hell she dribbled the Sonics out of town, pissed the Viaduct down her leg, and squandered our state surplus...

Ohh wait.. she might have perfect credentials.

Nevermind.
Posted by Reality Check]]> Mon, 05 Jan 2009 19:25:30 -0800 The Stranger Posted by The One Who Knows All]]> Mon, 05 Jan 2009 18:50:04 -0800 The Stranger
My mom is dead. Fucker.
Posted by elenchos]]> Mon, 05 Jan 2009 18:42:27 -0800 The Stranger http://www.bellinghamherald.com/latesthe…
Posted by jaimek]]> Mon, 05 Jan 2009 18:40:47 -0800 The Stranger rumor out there that she will announce federal funding for the viaduct replacement.


Posted by blackhook]]> Mon, 05 Jan 2009 18:34:07 -0800 The Stranger
Let me back that up by pointing out that he has one of the lowest ratings by SEAMEC of any politician of any political party on LGBT issues.

http://seamec.org/

Click on "2008 General Election" for pdf.
Posted by Original Andrew]]> Mon, 05 Jan 2009 18:28:25 -0800 The Stranger Posted by wisepunk]]> Mon, 05 Jan 2009 18:27:32 -0800 The Stranger Posted by Mike in MO]]> Mon, 05 Jan 2009 18:24:30 -0800 The Stranger Posted by Zander]]> Mon, 05 Jan 2009 18:23:40 -0800 The Stranger Posted by My name is John Daker]]> Mon, 05 Jan 2009 18:21:33 -0800 The Stranger Posted by DavidFaber]]> Mon, 05 Jan 2009 18:18:12 -0800 The Stranger
Terrible.

Ironically, he's a DINO (Demoncrat is Name Only).
Posted by Original Andrew]]> Mon, 05 Jan 2009 18:14:13 -0800 The Stranger
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brad_Owen

how is owen on lgbt stuff? will he sign marriage legislation?
Posted by The One Who Knows All]]> Mon, 05 Jan 2009 18:10:23 -0800 The Stranger Posted by Abby]]> Mon, 05 Jan 2009 17:56:33 -0800 The Stranger "

Oh yeah? I overheard your mom call you a type I error.
Posted by IT IS TOO SCIENTIFIC]]> Mon, 05 Jan 2009 17:52:37 -0800 The Stranger Posted by elenchos]]> Mon, 05 Jan 2009 17:44:54 -0800 The Stranger