http://slog.thestranger.com/slog/archives/2009/01/05/_i_always_try_to_warn_him_abou Comments On: "I Always Try to Warn Him About Trouble" by Jonah Spangenthal-Lee en-us Copyright 2009 The Stranger. All rights reserved. This RSS file is offered to individuals, The Stranger readers, and non-commercial organizations only. Any commercial websites wishing to use this RSS file, please contact The Stranger. webmaster@thestranger.com (The Stranger Webmaster) Wed, 25 Nov 2009 00:00:01 -0800 Wed, 25 Nov 2009 09:15:00 -0800 Foundation http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss
No doubt, every WASP thrill killer's mom sounds the same.
Posted by mah babeh]]> Tue, 06 Jan 2009 10:25:12 -0800 The Stranger Posted by Divershitty is Awesome!]]> Tue, 06 Jan 2009 08:15:55 -0800 The Stranger
how many kids have you raised past the teen years?

moron
Posted by Ned]]> Tue, 06 Jan 2009 05:21:04 -0800 The Stranger
and others, the evil ones, led him astray

all moms are universal, THANK GOD

and the mocking is mainly racist, my mom so lily white, sounds just like this lady
Posted by Ned]]> Tue, 06 Jan 2009 05:19:27 -0800 The Stranger

Posted by Max Solomon @ home]]> Mon, 05 Jan 2009 20:59:57 -0800 The Stranger Posted by very bad homo]]> Mon, 05 Jan 2009 20:18:22 -0800 The Stranger hours at that age (or at any age), let alone if I went missing for a "few weeks".


Posted by yucca flower]]> Mon, 05 Jan 2009 19:58:14 -0800 The Stranger
She should have sent him to live with his aunty and uncle in Bellevue!

Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
To tell all of you
Just how I became the prince of a town called Bellevue

In west White Center born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and what’s my mom do?
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bellevue!”

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say this cab is ew!
But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bellevue!'

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally cool
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bellevue.

Posted by Banna]]> Mon, 05 Jan 2009 19:02:29 -0800 The Stranger
and whats your usual handle?
Posted by Rotten666]]> Mon, 05 Jan 2009 18:27:32 -0800 The Stranger Posted by Rotten666]]> Mon, 05 Jan 2009 18:25:28 -0800 The Stranger Posted by It's always someone else's darling child.]]> Mon, 05 Jan 2009 18:19:58 -0800 The Stranger Posted by Greg]]> Mon, 05 Jan 2009 18:15:12 -0800 The Stranger Posted by Fnarf]]> Mon, 05 Jan 2009 18:02:35 -0800 The Stranger Posted by keshmeshi]]> Mon, 05 Jan 2009 17:54:08 -0800 The Stranger Posted by but they are too scared to use their usual handles]]> Mon, 05 Jan 2009 17:25:39 -0800 The Stranger Posted by Rod W]]> Mon, 05 Jan 2009 17:18:15 -0800 The Stranger