http://slog.thestranger.com/slog/archives/2008/12/01/time_out_for_helen Comments On: Time Out for Helen by Charles Mudede en-us Copyright 2009 The Stranger. All rights reserved. This RSS file is offered to individuals, The Stranger readers, and non-commercial organizations only. Any commercial websites wishing to use this RSS file, please contact The Stranger. webmaster@thestranger.com (The Stranger Webmaster) Tue, 24 Nov 2009 00:00:01 -0800 Tue, 24 Nov 2009 21:30:00 -0800 Foundation http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss
seemingly sex starved and thus sex obsessed straight guy pervert bastard

charles needs more skin mags, the biker women will work fine
Posted by Owenne]]> Tue, 02 Dec 2008 10:35:17 -0800 The Stranger
Dan, come to the rescue

Ziggy, you are a great writer, AND, you had me by using the word jizz, my big time very favorite ejaculate expression
Posted by Eric]]> Tue, 02 Dec 2008 10:31:21 -0800 The Stranger 2. Her cellulite can be seen only from the front.
3. Look how taut her upper arms are.
Posted by Pictures can always make you look like hell]]> Tue, 02 Dec 2008 00:17:35 -0800 The Stranger Posted by TLjr]]> Mon, 01 Dec 2008 20:14:55 -0800 The Stranger Posted by Toledo Stripper]]> Mon, 01 Dec 2008 17:07:20 -0800 The Stranger
She was just sexy.

It's all in the attitude.

And, quite frankly, she's still sexy.
Posted by Will in Seattle]]> Mon, 01 Dec 2008 16:56:41 -0800 The Stranger Posted by Vince]]> Mon, 01 Dec 2008 16:31:04 -0800 The Stranger Posted by Ziggity]]> Mon, 01 Dec 2008 15:31:45 -0800 The Stranger
Its just disappointing when people dismiss it and start yapping their faces off because OMG he posted an unflattering picture of Helen Mirren sexist bastard!
Posted by rococo]]> Mon, 01 Dec 2008 14:52:58 -0800 The Stranger Posted by keshmeshi]]> Mon, 01 Dec 2008 14:52:03 -0800 The Stranger Posted by Cato the Younger Younger]]> Mon, 01 Dec 2008 14:35:32 -0800 The Stranger
That said, we all fall apart a bit as we get old; the damage is supposed to be part of the charm, as anyone who spends his or her spare time championing the crackle of old LPs, the hum of vacuum tube amps, the musty waft of old books, and the squiggling grain of old film stock will gladly tell you. That these sorts don't reflexively apply this logic to the human body says more about our fears of mortality, our confusion about sexuality, and not a little bit of ingrained misogyny than it does about the relative visual or erotic "value" of our aging flesh or the stories written thereon.

I don't know (or care) what Mudede's motives are; I'm sure it has something to do with Marx or Hegel, but anyone who can gather more than that from anything he writes is braver, stronger, smarter, or more patient than I.

Yes, I'm well aware of my status as pot to Charles's kettle. Thanks for noticing.
Posted by thelyamhound]]> Mon, 01 Dec 2008 14:19:35 -0800 The Stranger
How's this for motives: Charles wants to look at tits and celebrities and foreheads all day. Charles doesn't want to look like a shallow pervert. Charles makes up bullshit Marxish non sequiturs and suggests white kids will murder their adopted mixed-race siblings to cover up for having no better motive to his work than wanting to look at tits and foreheads all day. Charles gets away with objectifying women by "mashing up" some crap about how galaxies fart symphonies, or right angles are a fractal expression of the cages within which colonists trap minorities, or how if he could only fuck Amanda Knox just once, he would jizz pure architecture.

"Mashing up?" This ain't Malcolm Gladwell, it's a fucking wankfest.
Posted by Ziggity]]> Mon, 01 Dec 2008 14:10:57 -0800 The Stranger Posted by rococo]]> Mon, 01 Dec 2008 13:49:24 -0800 The Stranger Posted by Joh]]> Mon, 01 Dec 2008 13:25:23 -0800 The Stranger

Posted by 4f...sake]]> Mon, 01 Dec 2008 13:24:24 -0800 The Stranger Posted by Joh]]> Mon, 01 Dec 2008 13:23:13 -0800 The Stranger Posted by Ursula]]> Mon, 01 Dec 2008 13:22:24 -0800 The Stranger Posted by mudeded]]> Mon, 01 Dec 2008 13:21:53 -0800 The Stranger
he he he he he he


Posted by Beavis&Butthead-the average Slog reader]]> Mon, 01 Dec 2008 13:21:29 -0800 The Stranger Posted by EmilyP]]> Mon, 01 Dec 2008 13:15:00 -0800 The Stranger Posted by is this thing on]]> Mon, 01 Dec 2008 12:55:56 -0800 The Stranger Posted by spoiler alert]]> Mon, 01 Dec 2008 12:53:03 -0800 The Stranger Posted by Julie in Chicago]]> Mon, 01 Dec 2008 12:49:08 -0800 The Stranger Posted by daniel]]> Mon, 01 Dec 2008 12:39:43 -0800 The Stranger