Comments On: Hugh Jackman: Some Feelings by Lindy West

Re: Hugh Jackman: Some Feelings

jen zwick — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 10:22:54 -0800

oh MAN I LAUGHED out loud so hard!
Posted by jen zwick

Re: Hugh Jackman: Some Feelings

Matt Fuckin' Hickey (in New Orleans) — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 09:59:40 -0800

Not all guys look better with some facial hair, just us in the Sexiest Men Alive category.

For example:

Hugh Jackman
Brad Pitt (not his new moustache on Oprah)
George Clooney
Christian Bale
Chewbacca
Matt Fuckin' Hickey

Better without:

Aaron Eckhardt
Sean Connery
Patrick Stewart
That kid who plays Harry Potter
Conan O'Brien
Tom Cruise (he was far more popular before the beard, admit it)

Posted by Matt Fuckin' Hickey (in New Orleans)

Re: Hugh Jackman: Some Feelings

Hoyt Clagwell — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 04:07:13 -0800

Yep--he only looks good scruffy and with facial hair. Clean-shaven and freshly scrubbed, he just has no appeal for me whatsoever.
Posted by Hoyt Clagwell

Re: Hugh Jackman: Some Feelings

James — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 00:54:52 -0800

what a cruel post, no need.
Posted by James

Re: Hugh Jackman: Some Feelings

keshmeshi — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 00:35:24 -0800

His smile is really geeky too. If he isn't gay, then he's definitely a big nerd.
Posted by keshmeshi

Re: Hugh Jackman: Some Feelings

Aislinn — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 00:04:57 -0800

@29: Yes, that's what he meant.
Posted by Aislinn

Re: Hugh Jackman: Some Feelings

Balt-O-Matt — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 19:15:09 -0800

He IS the hottest man. HE IS HE IS HE IS!!! Especially as Wolverine. Or on the beach with his trainer.
Posted by Balt-O-Matt

Re: Hugh Jackman: Some Feelings

RHETT ORACLE — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 18:39:22 -0800

Was Fnarf referring to Huge Ackman? or am I just inclined to go down that road?
Posted by RHETT ORACLE

Re: Hugh Jackman: Some Feelings

Jessica — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 18:00:32 -0800

@19: I hate you so much right now. I fully admit that I was predisposed to crush on him before I saw the X-Men movies because I had a really wierd crush on Wolverine in the X-Men cartoons when I was in junior high.
Posted by Jessica

Re: Hugh Jackman: Some Feelings

Mike in Renton — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 17:30:37 -0800

I used to work with a guy with the same problem. Everyone called him Beetlejuice.
Posted by Mike in Renton

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wench — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 17:17:38 -0800

@15 - Definitely the neck - and the beard provides some needed definition there.
Posted by wench

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Julie in Chicago — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 17:16:17 -0800

I didn't even remember that that was him in Kate and Leopold (I saw it on a plane! I swear I didn't watch on purpose!).

I am in general agreement with everyone in that Wolverine Hugh is super hot, but real-life Hugh, not so much.
Posted by Julie in Chicago

Re: Hugh Jackman: Some Feelings

Billy Nilly — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 16:52:32 -0800

Also, Lindy, would you be willing to form a Legion Of Funny Blogger Ladies Doom with Amelie Gillette from the Onion AV Club? I feel that this would make the world an infinitely better place and bring hope to children everywhere.
Posted by Billy Nilly

Re: Hugh Jackman: Some Feelings

B L M — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 16:42:57 -0800

remember, Dan, hates beards

fear Savage wrath in this matter

Bead Lover Maximum
Posted by B L M

Re: Hugh Jackman: Some Feelings

Meags — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 16:41:31 -0800

oh, i love you so dearly.
Posted by Meags

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Paul Constant — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 16:41:26 -0800

Oh, man, "Kate and Leopold." I can't believe I watched "Kate and Leopold."
Posted by Paul Constant

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old mcCuckoo brains — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 16:29:13 -0800

Yeah, beards totally make heads look bigger. And for Hugh, as his apparent head size increases, so does his sexiness. A glorious math equation that only applies to the tiny headed!

But haters, Hugh Jackman is totally sexy no matter the virtual size of his cute little head. Have you ever seen him on a morning talk show? He is so flamboyant, yet manly. I love that guy.
Posted by old mcCuckoo brains

Re: Hugh Jackman: Some Feelings

leek — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 16:13:20 -0800

Allow me to completely ruin Hugh Jackman for everyone who wasn't affected by the tiny head: While watching the movie "Kate and Leopold," I realized that every so often he looks almost exactly like Bob Saget.
Posted by leek

Re: Hugh Jackman: Some Feelings

Yasmine — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 16:09:12 -0800

Yea, that top picture is hot. Some people just look best with 3 days worth of stubble.
Posted by Yasmine

Re: Hugh Jackman: Some Feelings

monkey — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 16:07:59 -0800

He is so NOT the sexiest man alive. Far sexier men include but are not limited to...

Jon Hamm
Daniel Craig
Aaron Eckhart
Scott Speedman
Posted by monkey

Re: Hugh Jackman: Some Feelings

Oz K. Fodrotski — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 16:06:00 -0800

I love you, Slog.
Posted by Oz K. Fodrotski

Re: Hugh Jackman: Some Feelings

EmilyP — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 16:03:59 -0800

The true culprit may be his lack of neck. The beard makes you think that it's just hiding, but really, it's not there at all.
Posted by EmilyP

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Just Say No / The Egg Board of America — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 16:00:57 -0800

Lindy has a scrambled brain.
Posted by Just Say No / The Egg Board of America

Re: Hugh Jackman: Some Feelings

Patti — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 15:58:57 -0800

Oh, he's like Viggo Mortenson!

Sexy:
http://www.pastemagazine.com/articles/ar…

Not - really, really not:
http://gofugyourself.celebuzz.com/go_fug…
Posted by Patti

Re: Hugh Jackman: Some Feelings

brandon — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 15:58:16 -0800

after scanning these photos, i just realized he has FAKE HAIR. really, really bad fake hair (is there any other kind?). also, it is scientific fact that men look better when covered in grime and facial hair.
Posted by brandon