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      <![CDATA[Marcia Gay Hardon.  That's gotta be fake.
        
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      <![CDATA[The faker of light's "paintings" make me ill, this movie would probably damn near kill me!
        
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      <![CDATA[I looked at some of Kinkade's appalling paintings on his web site, as I'd never heard of him before (thank god). On the two I viewed, both had major problems with perspective -- his Brooklyn Bridge, if constructed as he painted it, would bend in the middle, and Manhattan Island would be oddly bulbous, with outsized buildings downtown looming over midtown. The quaint church I saw had a chimney that leaned precariously forward. The guy can't even get basic perspective right -- and he's filthy rich. 1) that's repulsive; 2) how can I replicate his success?
        
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      <![CDATA[Why does Marcia Gay Harden look like a dude, and Jared Padelcki look like a woman?  Maybe this movie isn't as wholesome as we're led to believe.
        
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      <![CDATA[This is the most horrifying thing I have ever seen.
        
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      <![CDATA[Well it has Jared Padalecki in it, is it too much to hope for that the movie is about a demonic painter / faux Christian that lives by preying on stupid people and making them buy his horrific paintings, each of which is coated in a brain retarding substance that makes people shop at Walmart?  Maybe Sam and Dean are the stars of the movie and the grand finale involves the decapitation of the demonic painter by an angry Sam Winchester.<br />
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      <![CDATA[#16 is hilarious. Especially if you read it with the voice of the great aspiring screenwriter/director/actor from "The Office"...<br />
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Michael Scott: Most important concept of all — THE CONCEPT OF LOVE. Perhaps we could make large posters that simply say "Love this movie" and post them about. I pour a lot of love into each painting, and sense that our crew has a genuine affection for this project. This starts with Michael Campus as a Director who feels great love towards this project, and should filter down through the ranks. Remember: "Every scene is the best scene."
        
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      <![CDATA[OMG, I don't think I have ever needed to run to the bathroom faster than at this very moment......I think it started when I read his kids names.....WTF.....The endtimes can not happen fast enuf!!  Mean it.
        
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      <![CDATA[Oh wow, Peter O'Toole?  Geez, Laweez. I can't wait to see this winner!
        
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      <![CDATA[Rats, I'm sorry the development "inspired" by Thomas Kinkade never got off the ground.  I'd have moved to California just to live there.  It would have been like spending the rest of my days in a life-sized Thomas Kinkade Christmas Village.  Read the description below and you'll understand my bitter disappointment.  I myself would have been illuminated from within at the prospect of meeting Mr. Kinkade down by the skating pond.  <br />
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Meticulously handcrafted of artist's resin, recreating a charming "village" based upon Thomas Kinkade's original art and filled with intricate details - you can even see the artist, seated by the skating pond  <br />
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• 12 buildings and 40 characters are all hand-painted, embraced by lifelike pine branches covered in sparkling "snow"  <br />
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• Illuminated from within - light glows from every beautiful building and the translucent golden crystalline star tree topper for the perfect Thomas Kinkade holiday home decor  <br />
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      <![CDATA[A terrible painter attaches his dubious name to a terrible movie.  Great.  Just what we need.  (Is this what those nutty end-timers have been talking about?)
        
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      <![CDATA[peter otoole?  marcia gay hardin? WTF?  is there nothing people won't do for money???
        
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      <![CDATA[Peter O'Toole and Marcia Gay Harden. Oscar winners. Actors who need money.<br />
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So sad they have to be affiliated with tripe like this.
        
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      <![CDATA[And.....how about the soft, muted colors of his NASCAR print? <br />
<a href="http://www.thomaskinkade.com/magi/servlet/com.asucon.ebiz.catalog.web.tk.CatalogServlet">http://www.thomaskinkade.com/magi/servle&hellip;</a>
        
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      <![CDATA[@3 Uhm, it's already available on DVD at Mr. Kinkade's website, OMG
        
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      <![CDATA[I so want to see the David Schmader-Showgirls or the MST3K version of this...
        
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      <![CDATA[His children's names sound like a variety carton of cigarettes. <br />
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And sheesh, seeing this list reminds me of musician riders on TSG only cheesier and slightly creepy.
        
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      <![CDATA[I'm sure it will be Kinkade-tastic!
        
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      <![CDATA[Thomas Kinkade, Painter of Shite (TM).
        
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      <![CDATA[Wow. A world of no thank you. Also, I hate that stupid boy from the Gilmore Girls. He made that show worse, which I know doesn't sound possible, but it is true.
        
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      <![CDATA[Maybe this will be one of those things where no one who worked on this film will ever work again, and/or die horrible and unusual deaths.  Hell, if I had the power I'd personally lay a curse each and every person working on this travesty.
        
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      <![CDATA[@33, I'm way ahead of you. I've already not seen this movie, and I loved it. I'm loving it now, in fact.<br />
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Peter O'Toole was a great actor once, but he's always been the biggest whore in pictures. He probably called his agent and said "I want this villa in France; hook me up with something. No, I don't give a shit what it is".
        
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    <title><![CDATA[Re: The Leaked Guidelines for How to Make Sure Your Movie Is Kinkadey Enough]]></title>
    
    
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    <author><![CDATA[Jim Demetre]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[The Stranger needs to host a holiday screening of this film, maybe as a Slog Happy event. I have never been certain as to whether Kinkade is a believer or an amazingly successful performance artist. I suspect that he is more of an L. Ron Hubbard-like figure: a modestly-talented person who created a monster after making a crazy bet with a friend in a bar one night.
        
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    <pubDate>Tue, 18 Nov 2008 12:42:01 -0800</pubDate> 
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