http://slog.thestranger.com/slog/archives/2008/11/17/why_i_m_convinced_these_guys_a Comments On: Why I'm CONVINCED These Guys Aren't Gay by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey en-us Copyright 2009 The Stranger. All rights reserved. This RSS file is offered to individuals, The Stranger readers, and non-commercial organizations only. Any commercial websites wishing to use this RSS file, please contact The Stranger. webmaster@thestranger.com (The Stranger Webmaster) Wed, 25 Nov 2009 00:00:01 -0800 Wed, 25 Nov 2009 02:45:00 -0800 Foundation http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss
Trust me.
I know gay. Really I do.
One is straight.

Lout it is wickedly Gay and Homo and I do not think any of your readers are at all interested in all gay wit and satire .

But your guys in the video are partly gay.

Thanks.

I do love you blog
buffnatureboy@yahoo.com


Posted by naturejockk]]> Sun, 23 Nov 2008 06:54:50 -0800 The Stranger
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=…

All that's missing are the diapers. Oh, wait, they got them, too, they're just extra skimpy diapers and they wear 'em under their shorts.
Posted by Damn Burner]]> Tue, 18 Nov 2008 09:48:33 -0800 The Stranger Posted by saraD]]> Tue, 18 Nov 2008 08:14:39 -0800 The Stranger Posted by Vince]]> Tue, 18 Nov 2008 06:52:35 -0800 The Stranger Posted by alanw]]> Tue, 18 Nov 2008 02:04:43 -0800 The Stranger Posted by Calpete]]> Mon, 17 Nov 2008 21:54:33 -0800 The Stranger Posted by Trolledo Stripper]]> Mon, 17 Nov 2008 20:39:17 -0800 The Stranger Posted by Toledo Stripper]]> Mon, 17 Nov 2008 20:28:02 -0800 The Stranger Posted by Lavode]]> Mon, 17 Nov 2008 20:18:11 -0800 The Stranger Posted by jorn]]> Mon, 17 Nov 2008 19:14:18 -0800 The Stranger Posted by wisepunk]]> Mon, 17 Nov 2008 18:44:49 -0800 The Stranger There! Right There!
Look at that tan, that tinted skin.
Look at the killer shape he's in.
Look at that slightly stubly chin.
Oh Please he's gay, totally gay.

Calahan:
I'm not about to celebrate.
Every trait could indicate the totally straight expotriate.
This guy's not gay, i say not gay.

All:
That is the elephant in the room.
Well is it relevant to assume
that a man who wears perfume
is automatically matically fay?

Emmett:
But look at his quoft and crispy locks.

Elle:
Look at his silk translucent socks.

Calahan:
There's the eternal paradox.
Look what we're seeing.

Elle:
What are we seeing?

Calahan:
Is he gay?

Elle:
Of course he's gay.

Calahan:
Or European?

All:
ohhhhhh.
Gay or European?
It's hard to guarantee
Is he gay or european?

Warner:
Well, hey don't look at me.

Vivian:
You see they bring their boys up different in those charming foreign ports.
They play peculiar sports.

All:
In shiny shirts and tiny shorts.
Gay or foreign fella?
The answer could take weeks.
They will say things like "ciao bella"
while they kiss you on both cheeks.

Elle:
Oh please.

All:
Gay or European?
So many shades of gray.

Warner:
Depending on the time of day, the French go either way.

All:
Is he gay or European?
or

Eden:
There! Right There!
Look at that condescending smirk.
Seen it on every guy at work.
That is a metro-hetro jerk.
That guy's not gay, i say no way.

All:
That is the elephant in the room.
Well is it relevant to presume
that a hottie in that costume

Elle:
Is automatically-radically

Calahan:
ironically-cronically

Vivian:
scurtinly-curtainly

Warner:
genetically-netically

All:
GAY!
OFFICIALLY GAY!
OFFICIALLY GAY GAY GAY GAY
DAMMIT

Gay or European?

Calahan:
So stylish and relaxed.

All:
Is he gay or European?

Calahan:
I think his chest is waxed.

Vivian:
But they bring their boys up different there.
It's culturally diverse.
It's not a fashion curse.

All:
If he wears a kilt or bears a purse.
Gay or just exotic?
I still can't crack the code.

Brooke:
Yet his accent is hypnotic
but his shoes are pointy toed.

All:
Huh.
Gay or European?
So many shades of gray.

Judge:
But if he turns out straight I'm free at 8 on saturday.

All:
Is he gay or European?
gay or european?
Gay or Euro-

Emmett:
Wait a minute!
Give me a chance to crack this guy.
I have an idea I'd like to try.

Calahan:
The floor is yours.

Emmett:
So Mr. Argitacos...
This alleged affair with Ms. Windam has been going on for...?

Ricos:
2 years.

Emmett:
And your first name again is...?

Nicos:
Nicos.

Emmett:
And your boyfriend's name is...?

Nicos:
Carlos.
I'm sorry! I misunderstand. You say boyfriend.
I thought you say best friend. Carlos is my best friend.

Carlos:
You bastard!
You lying bastard!
That's it.
I no cover for you, no more!
Peoples.
I have a big announcement.
This man is Gay and European!
you've got to stop your being
a completely closet case.
No matter what he say.
I sware he never ever ever swing the other way.
You are so gay.
You big parfait!
You flaming boy in cabaret.

Nicos:
I'm straight!

Carlos:
You were not yesterday.
So if I may, I'm proud to say,
He's gay!

All:
And European!

Carlos:
He's gay!

All:
And European!

Carlos:
He's gay!

All:
And European and Gay!

Nicos:
Fine okay I'm gay!

All:
Hooray!

Nicos and Carlos:
Fine. Okay. We're gay!
Posted by laur]]> Mon, 17 Nov 2008 18:25:47 -0800 The Stranger
They just decided to sing in French.

My Nephew lives in the south of France in a small surfing village, wants me to come visit next year. If that represents gay men there I aint't going.
Posted by -B-]]> Mon, 17 Nov 2008 18:23:30 -0800 The Stranger Posted by knobtheunicorn]]> Mon, 17 Nov 2008 18:09:25 -0800 The Stranger Catchy? Really?!
Posted by coolio]]> Mon, 17 Nov 2008 17:41:06 -0800 The Stranger Posted by sorryroger]]> Mon, 17 Nov 2008 17:37:22 -0800 The Stranger
If the one with short dark hair is interested, I would be willing to initiate him in the way of gay. But he'd have to work, baby, work real hard.
Posted by banjoboy]]> Mon, 17 Nov 2008 17:27:54 -0800 The Stranger Posted by high and bi]]> Mon, 17 Nov 2008 17:17:32 -0800 The Stranger Posted by You_Gotta_Be_Kidding_Me]]> Mon, 17 Nov 2008 17:07:05 -0800 The Stranger Posted by Sargon Bighorn]]> Mon, 17 Nov 2008 17:04:25 -0800 The Stranger Posted by the Uke]]> Mon, 17 Nov 2008 17:01:20 -0800 The Stranger
Duh, obviously Euro-trash?
Posted by jimk]]> Mon, 17 Nov 2008 16:57:53 -0800 The Stranger Posted by robo]]> Mon, 17 Nov 2008 16:54:48 -0800 The Stranger Posted by smiller555]]> Mon, 17 Nov 2008 16:53:11 -0800 The Stranger Posted by Mittens Schrodinger]]> Mon, 17 Nov 2008 16:46:44 -0800 The Stranger