http://slog.thestranger.com/slog/archives/2008/11/11/inhuman-sex Comments On: Inhuman Sex by Charles Mudede en-us Copyright 2009 The Stranger. All rights reserved. This RSS file is offered to individuals, The Stranger readers, and non-commercial organizations only. Any commercial websites wishing to use this RSS file, please contact The Stranger. webmaster@thestranger.com (The Stranger Webmaster) Wed, 25 Nov 2009 00:00:01 -0800 Wed, 25 Nov 2009 05:45:00 -0800 Foundation http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss
He is part man, part dog. His dog penis has a bulb which swells up and maintains the "tie" between him and Bellucci
Posted by James and Monica Belushi]]> Wed, 12 Nov 2008 11:31:33 -0800 The Stranger Posted by gk]]> Wed, 12 Nov 2008 09:11:08 -0800 The Stranger Posted by God]]> Wed, 12 Nov 2008 07:24:52 -0800 The Stranger Posted by Greg]]> Wed, 12 Nov 2008 07:23:52 -0800 The Stranger Posted by Mike]]> Wed, 12 Nov 2008 04:28:25 -0800 The Stranger
The NAME of the fucking movie is "Shoot 'Em Up". It's a caricature of a shoot 'em up movie. It's a cartoon of an already cartoony genre.

And with Muede, I frequently can't tell if he's serious in what he's writing (and therefore has a stick the size of a baseball bat up his ass) or if he aims to make his writing is a caricature, a cartoon, of the writing by the fat kid in class who ate paste in grade school and who was such an insufferable snotty jerk in high school that you beat the shit out of him just BECAUSE.

Um. This comment has gone awry. Hopefully Mr Muede didn't get his ass kicked on a regular basis in school.

Point is, to anyone/everyone, that Monica Belluci is so smokin' hot that any straight guy ought to be able to keep fucking the daylights out of her no matter what the external situation.

In fact, the true unreality of the situation (and hence the cartoony aspect of the movie) comes not from the hero maintaining his erection, but from the fact that he even notices all these assassins around him.

Because, let's face it, if any of US were fucking Monica Belluci, a goddamn nuclear bomb could go off up the street and we won't notice it. Man, she's hot.
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Posted by eclexia]]> Tue, 11 Nov 2008 23:13:40 -0800 The Stranger Posted by 4f...sake]]> Tue, 11 Nov 2008 21:19:05 -0800 The Stranger Posted by ellarosa]]> Tue, 11 Nov 2008 20:44:28 -0800 The Stranger
Too bad. Monica Belluci is seven kinds of hot.
Posted by Indy]]> Tue, 11 Nov 2008 19:24:07 -0800 The Stranger
Love the groans of estacy edited in after the fact.
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