Comments On: If You Can Think of a Better Way to Celebrate Father's Day and Summer Solstice Simultaneously, I'd Like to Hear It by David Schmader http://slog.thestranger.com/slog/archives/2009/06/23/if-you-can-think-of-a-better-way-to-celebrate-fathers-day-and-summer-solstice-simultaneously-id-like-to-hear-it Comments On: If You Can Think of a Better Way to Celebrate Father's Day and Summer Solstice Simultaneously, I'd Like to Hear It by David Schmader en-us Copyright 2009 The Stranger. All rights reserved. This RSS file is offered to individuals, The Stranger readers, and non-commercial organizations only. Any commercial websites wishing to use this RSS file, please contact The Stranger. webmaster@thestranger.com (The Stranger Webmaster) Wed, 25 Nov 2009 00:00:01 -0800 Wed, 25 Nov 2009 01:00:00 -0800 Foundation http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss <![CDATA[Re: If You Can Think of a Better Way to Celebrate Father's Day and Summer Solstice Simultaneously, I'd Like to Hear It]]>
One time, roomie's mother came to visit, and met us downtown, and decided to walk home with us. We had totally forgotten about the Townhouse Masturbator until we were on the walkway, and by then it was too late. Sure enough, there he was, and roomie and I had to try to get roomie's mother interested in the texturing and plantings of the blank wall of the convention center. We succeeded, but I think she thought we were crazy. We did finally tell her why we'd done what we did, and she thought it was hysterical. For all we know, she went back the next day to see if she could catch him, but I don't think he put on the same sort of show for midwestern mothers.

Posted by Catalina Vel-DuRay]]> Tue, 23 Jun 2009 17:27:22 -0700 The Stranger <![CDATA[Re: If You Can Think of a Better Way to Celebrate Father's Day and Summer Solstice Simultaneously, I'd Like to Hear It]]> Posted by rollerboogieboy]]> Tue, 23 Jun 2009 17:09:07 -0700 The Stranger <![CDATA[Re: If You Can Think of a Better Way to Celebrate Father's Day and Summer Solstice Simultaneously, I'd Like to Hear It]]> Posted by Will in Seattle]]> Tue, 23 Jun 2009 17:05:06 -0700 The Stranger <![CDATA[Re: If You Can Think of a Better Way to Celebrate Father's Day and Summer Solstice Simultaneously, I'd Like to Hear It]]> Posted by Bauhaus I]]> Tue, 23 Jun 2009 16:47:24 -0700 The Stranger <![CDATA[Re: If You Can Think of a Better Way to Celebrate Father's Day and Summer Solstice Simultaneously, I'd Like to Hear It]]> Posted by The Amazing Jim]]> Tue, 23 Jun 2009 16:42:13 -0700 The Stranger <![CDATA[Re: If You Can Think of a Better Way to Celebrate Father's Day and Summer Solstice Simultaneously, I'd Like to Hear It]]> Posted by Fnarf]]> Tue, 23 Jun 2009 16:33:20 -0700 The Stranger <![CDATA[Re: If You Can Think of a Better Way to Celebrate Father's Day and Summer Solstice Simultaneously, I'd Like to Hear It]]> Posted by Greg]]> Tue, 23 Jun 2009 16:31:29 -0700 The Stranger <![CDATA[Re: If You Can Think of a Better Way to Celebrate Father's Day and Summer Solstice Simultaneously, I'd Like to Hear It]]> Posted by michael strangeways]]> Tue, 23 Jun 2009 16:29:13 -0700 The Stranger <![CDATA[Re: If You Can Think of a Better Way to Celebrate Father's Day and Summer Solstice Simultaneously, I'd Like to Hear It]]>
But if said person is spilling his seed, then how do you know he's a father.

Unless it was a church building ...
Posted by Will in Seattle]]> Tue, 23 Jun 2009 16:21:41 -0700 The Stranger <![CDATA[Re: If You Can Think of a Better Way to Celebrate Father's Day and Summer Solstice Simultaneously, I'd Like to Hear It]]> Posted by DOUG.]]> Tue, 23 Jun 2009 16:17:19 -0700 The Stranger <![CDATA[Re: If You Can Think of a Better Way to Celebrate Father's Day and Summer Solstice Simultaneously, I'd Like to Hear It]]> Posted by Irena]]> Tue, 23 Jun 2009 16:11:51 -0700 The Stranger <![CDATA[Re: If You Can Think of a Better Way to Celebrate Father's Day and Summer Solstice Simultaneously, I'd Like to Hear It]]> Posted by uncledaddy]]> Tue, 23 Jun 2009 15:49:30 -0700 The Stranger <![CDATA[Re: If You Can Think of a Better Way to Celebrate Father's Day and Summer Solstice Simultaneously, I'd Like to Hear It]]>
what? does that make sense?
Posted by Serial Monogamist]]> Tue, 23 Jun 2009 15:29:44 -0700 The Stranger