http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/i-anonymous/Content?oid=15449868 Comments On: I, Anonymous by Anonymous en-us Copyright 2013 The Stranger. All rights reserved. This RSS file is offered to individuals, The Stranger readers, and non-commercial organizations only. Any commercial websites wishing to use this RSS file, please contact The Stranger. webmaster@thestranger.com (The Stranger Webmaster) Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:00:01 -0700 Wed, 19 Jun 2013 06:30:00 -0700 Foundation http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Posted by Theodore Gorath]]> Tue, 11 Dec 2012 09:19:24 -0800 The Stranger
Dr. Dope offered to meet me at City Hall this weekend with platinum rings, cocaine, and malt liquor, but I turned him down. He wanted to bring St. Ides, and I only drink Olde E.
Posted by Arthur Zifferelli]]> Mon, 10 Dec 2012 10:01:06 -0800 The Stranger
@Ziffy & DocM: Get a room already. Jesus tap-dancing Christ you two take the cake.
Posted by happy time]]> Mon, 10 Dec 2012 01:51:51 -0800 The Stranger
Posted by Dentalfloss Tycoon]]> Fri, 07 Dec 2012 16:05:42 -0800 The Stranger Posted by Looking For a Better Read]]> Fri, 07 Dec 2012 15:44:36 -0800 The Stranger MacGruber, I've been flinging shit at Dr. Dope all week, and it seems that he actually likes to eat it.

I know there are people with that fetish, but I've never actually met one in person or "on line".

But of course if we were to meet at Victor Steinbrueck Park for this Shit Fling-off, we would actually have a variety to choose from: dog shit, bum shit, unidentified shit... That park is full of shit.

I would of course bring my own, in zip-lock bags.

But the crux of the problem is that Dr. Dope has an unhealthy fixation of me, and I sense that in part it is sexual, in a possibly perverted way.

So, I'm not inclined to meet him because I don't wish to be tied up with a ball in my mouth a la Pulp Fiction, and forced to let some Neck Beard like Dr. Dope have his perverted way with me.

There are plenty of ads for Rent Boys in the back pages of The Stranger that he can choose from to fulfill his fantasies of personal humiliation.
Posted by Arthur Zifferelli]]> Thu, 06 Dec 2012 20:25:41 -0800 The Stranger Posted by MacGruber]]> Thu, 06 Dec 2012 18:56:26 -0800 The Stranger Posted by Doctor Memory]]> Thu, 06 Dec 2012 17:39:21 -0800 The Stranger Dr. Dope, your argument (such that it is) is so weak, you can only come back with "insults" about my use of italics and bold?

Dude (if I may call you that), it's December 6th, and the WEED is "flowing" like cheap alcohol in Belltown.

Can't you be just a little more creative?

You are a sad, sad man.

And again, I WILL NOT SLEEP WITH YOU.


Posted by Arthur Zifferelli]]> Thu, 06 Dec 2012 17:13:38 -0800 The Stranger Posted by Doctor Memory]]> Thu, 06 Dec 2012 14:54:49 -0800 The Stranger random emphasis on words. Ziffy, you do realize that sane people never do that, right? That people read your messages and go "jesus, who gave the smelly guy at the bus stop access to the internet?"

Also, protip: when your first attempt at OMG UR GAY completely whiffs past the mark, a second attempt only makes you look... well, let's just say even more foolish than usual. But keep trying, I'm sure the third time will be awesome!

As for my secret agenda, well... that would be telling.
Posted by Doctor Memory]]> Thu, 06 Dec 2012 14:53:58 -0800 The Stranger Posted by gr8lakesgrrl]]> Thu, 06 Dec 2012 13:59:14 -0800 The Stranger Posted by portland scribe]]> Thu, 06 Dec 2012 13:41:38 -0800 The Stranger
Number 23 for the win!
Posted by Arthur Zifferelli]]> Thu, 06 Dec 2012 13:34:00 -0800 The Stranger
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Posted by Yep, I still Hate Seattle]]> Thu, 06 Dec 2012 13:12:22 -0800 The Stranger Posted by theOtherDan]]> Thu, 06 Dec 2012 12:34:02 -0800 The Stranger Dr. Dope, you really need to get over your obsession with me, it's embarrassing (not to me, I'm flattered with your attention even though I'm not interested in whatever perversions you have in mind).

Since you don't know me personally or really anything about me at all, all your "pithy" comments are really just you masturbating at your keyboard while making up fantasy nonsense that like most Interweb fantasies, has little to do with reality.

One really has to wonder about what your secret agenda is... You spend so much time assessing my comments, but make very few of your own “original thoughts”, but of course, that’s part of what an obsession is.

As Abigail Van Buren says, “seek professional help”.

Posted by Arthur Zifferelli]]> Thu, 06 Dec 2012 12:31:11 -0800 The Stranger Posted by Doctor Memory]]> Thu, 06 Dec 2012 12:16:40 -0800 The Stranger Posted by Posting anonymously to avoid becoming one of your "hobbies"]]> Thu, 06 Dec 2012 11:46:15 -0800 The Stranger
And here you are, slog's current most reliable source of stupid: a lackwit who has to hide out on the "I, Anon" threads because you know that they're a backwater and that you'd get cut to ribbons by the regulars if you dared show your face there.

So yeah, for now and until I get distracted, you're my hobby. And we're gonna make some beautiful music together, by which I mean the sound of your metaphorical head hitting the metaphorical curb in 3/3 time. (I like a waltz, me.) Because it's not that I'm a super genius (although, to be sure, I am), but it's that you are so very dumb. (Case in point: having thought about it really hard for several hours, the best you could do for a comeback was UR SO GHEY. Bitch, please.) It's gonna be awesome.
Posted by Doctor Memory]]> Thu, 06 Dec 2012 09:26:02 -0800 The Stranger
Good on you, lady on the bus, well played. Defend your sobriety like your life depends on it. Cuz it does.
Posted by bkski]]> Thu, 06 Dec 2012 09:17:08 -0800 The Stranger Posted by bakavaca]]> Thu, 06 Dec 2012 04:02:21 -0800 The Stranger Dr. Dope, but I'm not gay, so you will have to live with only your fantasies of me in nothing but a Speedo "banana hammock".

As for #13 (suddenlyorcas), how old are you? 14? Because your comment is so, so "MySpace", and since MySpace is now dead, that would imply you are a paedo.

Bravo!
Posted by Arthur Zifferelli]]> Wed, 05 Dec 2012 19:15:40 -0800 The Stranger Posted by Cascadian Bacon]]> Wed, 05 Dec 2012 17:41:27 -0800 The Stranger Posted by minderbender]]> Wed, 05 Dec 2012 16:57:32 -0800 The Stranger