http://slog.thestranger.com/slog/archives/2012/11/16/breaking-dawn-part-2-sweet-relief Comments On: <em>Breaking Dawn, Part 2</em>: Sweet Relief by Paul Constant en-us Copyright 2013 The Stranger. All rights reserved. This RSS file is offered to individuals, The Stranger readers, and non-commercial organizations only. Any commercial websites wishing to use this RSS file, please contact The Stranger. webmaster@thestranger.com (The Stranger Webmaster) Tue, 21 May 2013 00:00:01 -0700 Tue, 21 May 2013 13:30:00 -0700 Foundation http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss
Please, please someone, put Stephanie Meyers out of her misery before she attempts to start whaling on this dead horse again.
Posted by Delishuss]]> Fri, 16 Nov 2012 19:55:24 -0800 The Stranger Posted by UNPAID COMMENTER]]> Fri, 16 Nov 2012 12:48:58 -0800 The Stranger Posted by Joe Glibmoron]]> Fri, 16 Nov 2012 12:31:04 -0800 The Stranger the child she fathered with vampire Edward CullenI don't blame you for this - you're mostly coherent only days after subjecting yourself to this ridiculous film - but what's your editor's excuse?
Posted by Warren Terra]]> Fri, 16 Nov 2012 12:25:43 -0800 The Stranger Posted by Theodore Gorath]]> Fri, 16 Nov 2012 11:02:43 -0800 The Stranger bad it is.

And then, one day, your husband comes home earlier than you expected, and he finds you watching it without irony. And he's aghast, furious, betrayed. He rants about how this isn't the real you, not the woman he knows, the one he fell in love with. The one he married. The girl he knew watched good movies, or at least kept herself away from the obviously bad ones. He deletes them off the hard drive. He cancels your shared Netflix membership. He forbids you from visiting a video rental store (if you can find one) to get yourself another hit. He tells you, over your sobs and wails, that he loves you, and this is for your own good. He begs you to watch something else, anything else. "You want structureless films with bad actors that you can laugh at? Watch Showgirls! Watch anything directed by Uwe Boll! Watch Plan 9 from Outer Space! But please, for me, don't watch any more of this horrible schlock! I love you, and I don't want this to destroy you!"

I know, because this happened to my wife.

Now, thankfully, after weeks of pain, of tears, of Mystery Science Theatre 3000 detox, I have my wife back. Our marriage may never be the way it was before Twilight--the chance will always be there that she could try it again, to surreptitiously torrent it and watch it one more time "for nostalgia's sake"--but next time, I hope, she has the strength and the firsthand knowledge to resist that temptation.
Posted by Knat]]> Fri, 16 Nov 2012 09:55:07 -0800 The Stranger I believe Richard Mourdock said it best:
"I struggled with it myself for a long time, but I came to realize life is that gift from God. I think that even when life begins in that horrible situation of a young girl being impregnated by a blood-sucking undead monstrosity, that it is something that God intended to happen."
Posted by fairly.unbalanced]]> Fri, 16 Nov 2012 09:49:12 -0800 The Stranger Posted by Joe Szilagyi]]> Fri, 16 Nov 2012 09:47:38 -0800 The Stranger Posted by TVDinner]]> Fri, 16 Nov 2012 09:14:40 -0800 The Stranger
Oh the humanity!
Posted by Chris B]]> Fri, 16 Nov 2012 09:07:38 -0800 The Stranger Posted by dbgill56]]> Fri, 16 Nov 2012 08:58:51 -0800 The Stranger Posted by wxPDX]]> Fri, 16 Nov 2012 08:20:35 -0800 The Stranger