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    <title>What President Obama Can and Can&#39;t Do</title>
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2013/05/the-impossibility-of-being-barack-obama/276065/&quot;&gt;James Fallows writes &lt;/a&gt;about the response to President Obama&#39;s Morehouse graduation speech, and why it outlines how impossible it is to be Barack Obama:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Before I had a chance to write anything about the speech, I read two other reactions. One was from my former colleague Andrew Sullivan, who&lt;a href=&quot;http://dish.andrewsullivan.com/2013/05/20/obamas-ease-with-equality/&quot;&gt; was defending &lt;/a&gt;the speech against idiotic accusations that it was &quot;race-baiting&quot; and too black. The other was from my current &lt;em&gt;Atlantic&lt;/em&gt; colleague &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2013/05/how-the-obama-administration-talks-to-black-america/276015/&quot;&gt;Ta-Nehisi Coates, who criticized &lt;/a&gt;the speech for being too hectoring of Obama&#39;s Morehouse audience in a way he wouldn&#39;t have been at Dartmouth or Stanford: &quot;Barack Obama is, indeed, the president of &#39;all America,&#39; but he also is singularly the scold of &#39;black America.&#39;&quot;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;A lot of the problems the Obama Administration are going through right now are the fault of nobody but the Obama Administration. Their continued fumbling of the AP scandal is a disappointment and a disgrace. But a lot of this is simply coming from a place of hate. No president can ever totally satisfy all Americans&amp;#8212;hell, no president can ever totally satisfy their base&amp;#8212;but the dissatisfaction that surrounds every move President Obama makes is a special kind of dissatisfaction. Because of who he is, everyone holds him singularly responsible for the thorniest issue in the United States, and it&#39;s an issue he can never solve to everyone&#39;s satisfaction. It&#39;ll be fascinating to see how history judges this part of his legacy.&lt;/p&gt;
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    <pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 16:36:54 -0700</pubDate>
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        &lt;p&gt;Apparently, it&#39;s not just the AP. &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/newsdesk/2013/05/the-justice-department-and-fox-newss-phone-records.html?mobify=0&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;The New Yorker&lt;/em&gt; reports&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;The Obama Justice Department has seized the phone records of numbers that are associated with &lt;strong&gt;White House staffers and, apparently, with Fox News reporters&lt;/strong&gt;, according to a document filed in the case of Stephen Jin-Woo Kim, on October 13, 2011. Kim is a former State Department contractor accused of violating the Espionage Act for allegedly leaking classified information to James Rosen, a Fox News reporter. Ronald C. Machen, Jr., the U.S. Attorney for the District of Columbia, who is prosecuting the case, has seized records associated with two phone numbers at the White House, at least five numbers associated with Fox News, and one that has the same area code and exchange as Rosen&amp;#8217;s personal-cell-phone number (the last four numbers are redacted).&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Fucking Christ. These are indefensible, Bush-style tactics. How much deeper is this bullshit going to go?&lt;/p&gt;
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    <pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 15:44:43 -0700</pubDate>
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    <title>What It Feels Like to Visit Nicolas Cage&#39;s Estate Sale</title>
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        &lt;p&gt;Alison Agosti expected to see some weird shit when she attended Nicolas Cage&#39;s estate sale. Turns out the first weird and awful thing she saw&amp;#8212;&lt;strong&gt;a dog peeing blood&lt;/strong&gt;&amp;#8212;turned out to be just about the only weird and awful thing she saw. But the whole report, which&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.hitfix.com/comedy/visiting-nicolas-cages-estate-sale&quot;&gt; just went up at HitFix&lt;/a&gt;, is worth reading anyway:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;My friend and I walked in, really just prepared for anything. At the very least, a sex dungeon, a secret tea room, SWORDS (I was expecting a lot of swords), but we were greeted only by a small foyer with a lone Egyptian-themed chair and some cardboard boxes. I was already wondering If I should have stayed outside for the conclusion of the blood peeing dog saga. Forward was an expansive living room, and to our right was a small weight room. We chose to go into the weight room first. I want you to know that it &lt;strong&gt;smelled exactly like a recently emptied canister of Pringles&lt;/strong&gt;. Not original either, maybe pizza? Or cheddar? None of the equipment was any newer that maybe the late-80s. An old stationary bike, weights, and a menagerie of boxing gloves (including several pairs with flames, which would be a theme throughout the house). I began to feel a sinking suspicion that while this may have been a house that Cage owned, he certainly didn&amp;#8217;t spend much time here.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.hitfix.com/comedy/visiting-nicolas-cages-estate-sale&quot;&gt;Go read the whole thing&lt;/a&gt;, and then spend the rest of the afternoon daydreaming about the wonders Agosti would have found in a just world.&lt;/p&gt;
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    <pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 14:39:39 -0700</pubDate>
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    <title>Amazon Wants to Build Biodomes in the Denny Triangle</title>
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        &lt;p&gt;Lots of people are sending us links to &lt;a href=&quot;http://seattletimes.com/html/businesstechnology/2021026826_amazoncampusxml.html&quot;&gt;this &lt;em&gt;Seattle Times&lt;/em&gt; story&lt;/a&gt;, about Amazon&#39;s plans to &lt;strong&gt;build three biodomes&lt;/strong&gt; in the Denny Triangle:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;The online retailing giant is expected to discuss the new plans at &lt;strong&gt;5:30 p.m. Tuesday in City Hall &lt;/strong&gt;before the downtown design review board, part of the city&amp;#8217;s permitting process for large developments like Amazon&amp;#8217;s campus, which the company has nicknamed &amp;#8220;Rufus 2.0&amp;#8221; after a former employee&amp;#8217;s dog...The spheres, which would range in height from 80 feet to 95 feet, would be on the block between 6th Avenue and 7th Avenue and between Blanchard and Lenora streets.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And I guess I&#39;m supposed to have some sort of an opinion about this? I dunno. &lt;strong&gt;Biodomes are cool&lt;/strong&gt;. Lots of readers are expecting me to hate on the biodomes, but I don&#39;t automatically hate every Amazon idea just because it&#39;s Amazon. They can spend their money however they want, I just wished that more of that money went to the arts and to taxes. If I had one wish for these biodomes, it&#39;s that I&#39;d like them to be open to the public at least part of the time, because I&#39;d like to walk around in them.  I think they&#39;ll be a neat addition to the downtown area.&lt;/p&gt;
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        &lt;p&gt;If you&#39;d like to read about the press event Microsoft held today to unveil their new Xbox, the Xbox One, &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.theverge.com/2013/5/21/4352404/microsoft-xbox-one-everything-you-need-to-know&quot;&gt;you should visit The Verge&lt;/a&gt;. There are all kinds of tech improvements over the last console, including audio commands, a Blu-ray player, a Kinect sensor, vibrating controllers, Skype, a &lt;em&gt;Halo&lt;/em&gt; TV series, live TV, and exclusive games.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;If you&#39;d like to read a good piece about what the Xbox One (and the disappointing Wii U and whatever Playstation is working on) might mean, news intern &lt;strong&gt;Ansel Herz &lt;/strong&gt;directed my attention to &lt;a href=&quot;http://kotaku.com/these-new-console-launches-are-bumming-me-out-508991275&quot;&gt;Luke Plunkett&#39;s explanation&lt;/a&gt; of why these new video game consoles are &quot;bumming&quot; him &quot;out.&quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;...I&#39;ve got an overbearing sense of melancholy. Maybe even ennui. Not at the machines themselves; the PS4 seems supremely capable, and I&#39;ve no doubt the next Xbox will be similar. No, I&#39;m sad about the fact that this &lt;strong&gt;feels like the last gasp&lt;/strong&gt;. A final hurrah.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The &lt;strong&gt;end of console gaming &lt;/strong&gt;as we know it.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Maybe I can&#39;t see gaming&#39;s forest for the trees. Maybe I&#39;m just bleak. But I can&#39;t see another round of console launches after this. OK, perhaps Nintendo can squeeze one more in, if only out of necessity, but the prospect of Sony and/or Microsoft having the will - or the money - to make a PS5 or Xbox 1080 in 5-8 years seems remote.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I am not a gamer&amp;#8212;I can be a gamer or I can be books editor at &lt;em&gt;The Stranger&lt;/em&gt;; I cannot do both&amp;#8212;but this feels true to me. The idea of a single device to serve a single function feels like something out of the last century, and as much as these devices may try to make themselves into multi-purpose entertainment center devices, I think the idea of a gaming console is not long for this world.&lt;/p&gt;
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    <pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 13:33:38 -0700</pubDate>
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        &lt;p&gt;Lars Von Trier&#39;s upcoming movie &lt;em&gt;Nymphomaniac &lt;/em&gt;was supposed to feature a bunch of movie stars (including Shia LaBeouf, Charlotte Gainsbourg, Christian Slater, and Uma Thurman) having&lt;strong&gt; full-on pornographic sex&lt;/strong&gt;. But now, &lt;a href=&quot;http://worldofwonder.net/secret-of-nymphomaniacs-graphic-sex-scenes-revealed/&quot;&gt;World of Wonder Report reveals&lt;/a&gt; the truth about the sex in the film:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt; The film will use digital technology to &lt;strong&gt;combine the actors with body doubles&lt;/strong&gt;. She said they shot the actors pretending to have sex and the body doubles actually having sex. &amp;#8220;And in post,&amp;#8221; she said, &amp;#8220;we will digital-impose the two. So above the waist it will be the star and the below the waist it will be the double.&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;That&#39;s a long way to go for a joke. What do &lt;em&gt;you&lt;/em&gt; think?&lt;/p&gt;
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        &lt;p&gt;Have you seen &lt;em&gt;Star Trek Into Darkness&lt;/em&gt; yet? Though its first weekend was considered&lt;a href=&quot;http://boxofficemojo.com/news/?id=3686&amp;p=.htm&quot;&gt; a bit of a financial disappointment&lt;/a&gt;, it still pulled in $86.7 million during its extended opening weekend, which means the odds are high that at least some Slog readers saw it. So what did you think? After the video below, I&#39;m going to talk about all the spoiler-y stuff &lt;a href=&quot;http://slog.thestranger.com/slog/archives/2013/05/16/star-trek-into-darkness-less-space-more-opera&quot;&gt;I couldn&#39;t discuss in my review last week&lt;/a&gt;. &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Here be spoilers:&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
              &lt;p&gt;I need to contextualize this by saying that I&#39;m not a Trek purist. I like the Original Series, I&#39;m not a huge Next Generation fan, and I just haven&#39;t had time for the other spin-offs. I&#39;ve seen all the movies, and I liked quite a few of them. And I enjoyed the 2009 &lt;em&gt;Star Trek&lt;/em&gt; reboot, even though it suffered from a few lapses in logic. It was fun, and it had a good sense of humor, and it laid a nice groundwork for what I thought would be a series of exciting new adventures. I didn&#39;t hate &lt;em&gt;Star Trek into Darkness&lt;/em&gt;, but it was bad enough that I think it&#39;s caused me to &lt;strong&gt;reevaluate my appreciation of the first &lt;em&gt;Trek&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;. What looked like sacrifices for the sake of story the first time around now seem like warning signs that this &lt;em&gt;Trek&lt;/em&gt; simply doesn&#39;t give a fuck about logic, internal or otherwise.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I&#39;m not talking about Trek-nerd errors, like the fact that the Enterprise has never been capable of atmospheric flight. That bothered me for a minute, but I was willing to wave it away for the sake of the story. (So, in this new timeline, Federation vessels can fly in and out of atmosphere? All right.) But there are storytelling problems in this movie that simply don&#39;t work. They&#39;re not little things you pick apart as you leave the theater. They&#39;re problems that &lt;strong&gt;slap you in the face&lt;/strong&gt; as you&#39;re watching the movie. For instance: What are the rules for transporters? Sometimes transporters work, and sometimes they don&#39;t. The first scene alone seemed to argue with itself repeatedly about what transporters can and can&#39;t do. Then Khan gets a transporting device that sends him to practically the other side of the universe, but he never uses it again, and then we&#39;re back to transporters barely ever working correctly at all. Except when they do. At this point, you&#39;re dealing with magic, not science. And why the fuck was Bones injecting a dead tribble with Khan&#39;s blood? Outside of the fact that the plot needed him to do it, there was no meaningful reason for it to happen.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And while I enjoyed Benedict Cumberbatch&#39;s performance, I thought Khan was a stupid choice for a second film&#39;s villain. You can spend one Trek movie more or less messing around Earth&#39;s orbit, and I thought the first movie did that quite well. But you can&#39;t spend two Trek movies in a row doing that; a good Trek movie should include &lt;em&gt;lots of shit we haven&#39;t seen before&lt;/em&gt;. Instead, we get internecine struggles in a Federation that doesn&#39;t seem to have any sort of an internal structure, a lot of pointless bullshit about the War on Terror, and a My Evil Enterprise Is Bigger and Darker Than Your Good Enterprise battle. Without a really great reason, a Star Trek movie simply shouldn&#39;t end with &lt;strong&gt;a foot chase&lt;/strong&gt; through the streets of San Francisco. A good Star Trek movie wouldn&#39;t tease at a war with the Klingons and then immediately forget about that plot thread, with no reference made to it as soon as the plot moves along. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And you can&#39;t set a movie in a mostly optimistic future and still treat women the way the franchise treated women in the 1950s. The female characters are simply awful in &lt;em&gt;STiD&lt;/em&gt;. They react to the actions of men, they look pretty in their miniskirts and (presumably Federation-issued) Victoria&#39;s Secret underwear sets, and they need a whole lot of saving. &lt;strong&gt;Unacceptable!&lt;/strong&gt; So there were barely any strong women in the Original Series? Add some. It&#39;s a reboot. Some changes are to be expected. Gene Roddenberry would approve of those changes. Stop &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.themarysue.com/damon-lindelof-carol-marcus-2/&quot;&gt;apologizing after the fact&lt;/a&gt; and make some fucking changes. (It&#39;s interesting that &lt;em&gt;STiD &lt;/em&gt;follows closely on the heels of &lt;em&gt;Iron Man 3&lt;/em&gt;, which managed to skillfully handle several issues that&lt;em&gt; STiD&lt;/em&gt; fumbles. Not only does&lt;em&gt; Iron Man 3 &lt;/em&gt;pass the Bechdel Test, its take on the War on Terror, with the culture of fear surrounding the Mandarin&#39;s threat, feels like a critique of the shameful way Kirk initially responds to Khan&#39;s library bombing.)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Look: There were some neat aspects of &lt;em&gt;STiD&lt;/em&gt;. I really enjoyed the visuals in the opening scene. The acting, on the whole, was pretty great. The scene where Kirk and Khan boarded the Evil Enterprise was nice and tense. It didn&#39;t make me mad the way some truly bad movies have made me mad. But the ending of the film, with the Enterprise prepared to explore uncharted space, and with Kirk learning valuable lessons about friendship and leadership, and with Spock learning to live as both a human and a Vulcan? That&#39;s &lt;strong&gt;exactly where the first movie ended off&lt;/strong&gt;. There was absolutely no trekking in this Star Trek, and that&#39;s why it was a bad movie; it was all about running in place for a couple hours.&lt;/p&gt;
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        &lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.nytimes.com/2013/05/21/business/apple-avoided-billions-in-taxes-congressional-panel-says.html&quot;&gt;Nelson D. Schwartz at the &lt;em&gt;New York Times&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/a&gt; explains:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Even as Apple became the nation&amp;#8217;s most profitable technology company, it avoided billions in taxes in the United States and around the world through a web of subsidiaries so complex it spanned continents and surprised experts, a Congressional investigation has found...In 2011, for example, one subsidiary paid Ireland just &lt;strong&gt;one-twentieth of 1 percent in taxes on $22 billion&lt;/strong&gt; on pretax earnings from various operations; another did not file a corporate tax return anywhere and has paid almost nothing on $30 billion in profits since 2009.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;Apple wasn&amp;#8217;t satisfied with shifting its profits to a low-tax offshore tax haven,&amp;#8221; said Senator Carl Levin, a Michigan Democrat. &amp;#8220;Apple sought the holy grail of tax avoidance. It has created offshore entities holding tens of billions of dollars while &lt;strong&gt;claiming to be tax resident nowhere&lt;/strong&gt;.&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This is really shitty of Apple, of course. Apple CEO Tim Cook is scheduled to address a Senate hearing tomorrow. But the question remains: Is Congress going to do anything about this?&lt;/p&gt;
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    <pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 16:54:29 -0700</pubDate>
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        &lt;p&gt;Reports are still coming in. &lt;a href=&quot;http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_SEVERE_WEATHER?SITE=AP&amp;SECTION=HOME&amp;TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&amp;CTIME=2013-05-20-16-55-51&quot;&gt;The AP explains&lt;/a&gt; what&#39;s going on. The tornado reportedly struck an elementary school. To see live video and updates, visit &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.breakingnews.com/topic/severe-storms-hit-great-plains-midwest-may-20-2013&quot;&gt;Breaking News&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
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    <pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 14:11:18 -0700</pubDate>
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        &lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;It Is Better to Barely Try and to Give Up Than to Never Run at All: &lt;/strong&gt;Tim Burgess&lt;a href=&quot;http://slog.thestranger.com/slog/archives/2013/05/17/tim-burgess-drops-out&quot;&gt; is out of the mayor&#39;s race&lt;/a&gt;, and Goldy &lt;a href=&quot;http://slog.thestranger.com/slog/archives/2013/05/17/in-which-i-dont-declare-my-candidacy-for-seattle-city-council&quot;&gt;isn&#39;t running for city council&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;President Obama Did Something Awful&lt;/strong&gt;: And Ansel Herz says that &lt;a href=&quot;http://slog.thestranger.com/slog/archives/2013/05/13/this-is-what-you-get-liberals-obamas-surveillance-scandal&quot;&gt;this is what you get&lt;/a&gt;, liberals.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;In Need of a Bus Pass&lt;/strong&gt;: Seattle &lt;a href=&quot;http://slog.thestranger.com/slog/archives/2013/05/13/hey-seattle-bus-riders-your-commute-could-be-at-risk&quot;&gt;came out strong&lt;/a&gt; for their &lt;a href=&quot;http://slog.thestranger.com/slog/archives/2013/05/15/bus-service-shouldnt-be-optionalit-should-be-a-right&quot;&gt;bus service&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;No Tall Men for You&lt;/strong&gt;: Sonics fans &lt;a href=&quot;http://slog.thestranger.com/slog/archives/2013/05/14/eat-pray-love-the-sonics&quot;&gt;showed their support for our sports team&lt;/a&gt;, but were &lt;a href=&quot;http://slog.thestranger.com/slog/archives/2013/05/15/fucking-nba-rejects-kings-move-to-seattle&quot;&gt;disappointed yet again&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;In Which the &lt;em&gt;Seattle Times&lt;/em&gt; Pretends to Care About Poor People&lt;/strong&gt;: &lt;em&gt;The Seattle Times&lt;/em&gt; wants &lt;em&gt;The Stranger &lt;/em&gt;to stop picking on &lt;em&gt;The Seattle Times&lt;/em&gt;, so they Googled how many times &lt;em&gt;The Stranger&lt;/em&gt; mentioned &lt;em&gt;The Seattle Times&lt;/em&gt; this year. That turned out to be &lt;a href=&quot;http://slog.thestranger.com/slog/archives/2013/05/14/quick-everyone-insert-the-word-homeless-into-whatever-youre-writing&quot;&gt;a genius plan&lt;/a&gt;. On &lt;a href=&quot;http://slog.thestranger.com/slog/archives/2013/05/15/if-the-seattle-times-can-afford-7-editorial-board-members-surely-it-can-afford-an-ombudsman&quot;&gt;multiple levels&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;It&#39;s Spring&lt;/strong&gt;: Which means it&#39;s time to &lt;a href=&quot;http://slog.thestranger.com/slog/archives/2013/05/16/its-spring-whos-ready-for-street-harassment&quot;&gt;talk about street harassment&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Where in the Bible Does God Talk About Cakes?&lt;/strong&gt;: &lt;a href=&quot;http://slog.thestranger.com/slog/archives/2013/05/15/it-doesnt-matter-if-youre-black-or-gay-it-doesnt-matter-if-youre-at-a-lunch-counter-or-a-bakery&quot;&gt;Dominic explains again&lt;/a&gt; why it&#39;s discrimination if you refuse to bake a cake for a couple just because they&#39;re gay. Plus, the bigot florist &lt;a href=&quot;http://slog.thestranger.com/slog/archives/2013/05/16/bigot-florist-files-countersuit&quot;&gt;strikes back&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;This Old House&lt;/strong&gt;: In which an Occupy offshoot tries to &lt;a href=&quot;http://slog.thestranger.com/slog/archives/2013/05/15/occupy-offshoot-blockades-home-to-save-south-park-man-from-eviction&quot;&gt;save a man from eviction&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;This Headline Would Mean Something Completely Different on a Tech Blog&lt;/strong&gt;: &quot;&lt;a href=&quot;http://slog.thestranger.com/slog/archives/2013/05/14/michael-pollan-is-the-steve-jobs-of-food&quot;&gt;Michael Pollan Is the Steve Jobs of Food&lt;/a&gt;&quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Once Every Five Years Or So, Slog Actually Teaches You Something&lt;/strong&gt;: Here, use the afternoon to memorize the capitols of all fifty states:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;What people will find particularly galling is that &lt;strong&gt;the amount Amazon is paying in tax is actually less than they are taking from UK taxpayers&lt;/strong&gt; in the form of government grants. Companies like Amazon should pay their fair share of tax based on their economic activity in this country and the profits they make here... &lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Why is it people get ridiculously upset when someone on the internet sees a young mother of three buying some mildly unhealthy food with food stamps, but when Amazon sucks at the welfare teat on an exponentially larger scale, it&#39;s at best considered to be the free hand of the market and at worst just shrugged off as the way it is nowadays?&lt;/p&gt;
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        &lt;p&gt;On Monday, Yahoo is holding a press conference, &lt;a href=&quot;http://techcrunch.com/2013/05/17/amidst-tumblr-acquisition-rumors-yahoo-to-hold-product-event-with-marissa-mayer-on-monday/&quot;&gt;according to TechCrunch&lt;/a&gt;. This comes after the company&#39;s recent buying spree, and it closely follows rumors that &lt;strong&gt;Yahoo is considering spending a billion dollars to buy Tumblr&lt;/strong&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;On Monday, it seems that we may get a better sense of what Yahoo plans to do with all these new acquisitions, as CNBC is reporting that Yahoo will be holding&lt;strong&gt; a &amp;#8220;product-related&amp;#8221; news event &lt;/strong&gt;on Monday in New York City. &lt;a href=&quot;http://time100.time.com/2013/04/18/time-100/slide/marissa-mayer/&quot;&gt;Marissa Mayer &lt;/a&gt;will reportedly be speaking at the press conference, but that&amp;#8217;s all we know about the contents of the event at this point.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I do get the sense that Tumblr could be a bigger deal than it already is&amp;#8212;it&#39;s about one-third of a social network and two-thirds of a blogging platform, which seems like a good position to be in&amp;#8212;but I&#39;m not sure that Yahoo is the company to bring it to its full potential. But new CEO Marissa Mayer has accomplished what seemed like the impossible a couple years ago: She&#39;s got people talking about Yahoo again.&lt;/p&gt;
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        &lt;p&gt;The most honest piece to be published from &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.theverge.com/2013/5/15/4334634/best-of-googles-i-o-2013-keynote-hangouts-google-galaxy-s4&quot;&gt;Google&#39;s I/O Conference &lt;/a&gt;this week is &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.wired.com/gadgetlab/2013/05/on-google-island/&quot;&gt;a brief, satirical piece of science fiction published in &lt;em&gt;Wired&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;Hello.&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The soft, froggy voice startled me. I turned around to face an approaching figure. It was Larry Page, naked, save for a pair of eyeglasses.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;Welcome to Google Island. I hope my nudity doesn&amp;#8217;t bother you. We&amp;#8217;re &lt;strong&gt;completely committed to openness here&lt;/strong&gt;. Search history. Health data. Your genetic blueprint. One way to express this is by removing clothes to foster experimentation. It&amp;#8217;s something I learned at Burning Man,&amp;#8221; he said. &amp;#8220;Here, drink this. You&amp;#8217;re slightly dehydrated, and your blood sugar is low. This is a blend of water, electrolytes, and glucose.&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Go &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.wired.com/gadgetlab/2013/05/on-google-island/&quot;&gt;read the whole thing&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
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        &lt;p&gt;&lt;small&gt;(Travis Nichols reads at Elliott Bay Book Company on &lt;strong&gt;Sunday, May 19 at 3pm&lt;/strong&gt;. It&#39;s &lt;strong&gt;free&lt;/strong&gt;.)&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;blogImageLeft&quot; style=&quot;width:287px;&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.thestranger.com/binary/0240/1368753314-books-click.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;books-click.jpg&quot; title=&quot;&quot; width=&quot;275&quot; height=&quot;413&quot; /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;I saw the weakest minds of my occupation destroyed by blog comments, hate-eating hysterical shivering, dragging themselves through message boards at dawn looking for a troll to fight. I started writing professionally about eight years ago, just as comments became less a curiosity and more a given. But many of the journalists I met who&#39;d been in the business before the arrival of comments could already become flushed with outrage about the very existence of reader feedback. Their faces would get red and they&#39;d scream&amp;#8212;and, yes, sometimes &lt;strong&gt;sob&lt;/strong&gt;&amp;#8212;about every mean thing someone left in the wide-open space below their stories.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sure, sometimes a negative comment hooks into the meaty part of you. But it&#39;s not like the readership changed, that an imaginary army of cheering, adoring fans disappeared when the comment threads were installed, only to be replaced by a cantankerous mob of cretins. Now you get to instantaneously see how a small-but-vocal portion of your readers reacts to your work. Readers didn&#39;t have any unchallenged platform at all before, and&lt;strong&gt; now they do&lt;/strong&gt;. Isn&#39;t that, on balance, really kind of cool?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;When novelist and poet Travis Nichols worked for the Poetry Foundation, one of his jobs was to oversee a project in which comments were allowed on poetryfoundation.org. Perhaps the foundation expected an Athenian discourse about the nature of poetry and art in the digital age. And I&#39;m sure the comment threads inspired some of that. But they also fomented a slew of bullies, off-topic comments, conspiracy theories, ax-grinding, and treatises on the sad state of American poetry. In an interview with Paul Killebrew, Nichols admitted that the negative comments made him feel &quot;&lt;strong&gt;deeply, deeply bonkers&lt;/strong&gt; for a few months, largely because I took a lot of the rote online bullying personally.&quot; The comment section was soon scrapped entirely, which caused several angry commenters to create their own sites accusing Nichols of fascism.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And now, finally, Nichols gets his revenge, in &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.indiebound.org/book/9781566893213&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;The More You Ignore Me&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/a&gt;, a novel in the form of one &lt;strong&gt;ridiculously long blog commen&lt;/strong&gt;t posted by our narrator, known only as linksys181...&lt;/p&gt;
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        &lt;p&gt;&lt;small&gt;(&lt;em&gt;Much Ado About Nothing&lt;/em&gt; was the Opening Night Gala film selection at SIFF tonight. It won&#39;t be screening again during the festival, but it opens &lt;del&gt;nationwide&lt;/del&gt; in New York and Los Angeles on June 7th and in Seattle on June 21st, so if you missed out tonight, you&#39;ll be able to see it soon.)&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;This movie is a classic example of the they&amp;#8217;re-sure-having-fun-up-there concept of entertainment. It was filmed in a matter of days at director/adaptor Joss Whedon&amp;#8217;s own house, with actors who are all his friends, in cheap black and white on digital cameras. (Whedon famously conducts after-work readings of Shakespeare with the casts of his television shows and films, so he had plenty of practice.) And you know what? Everybody sure does look like they&amp;#8217;re &lt;strong&gt;having fun &lt;/strong&gt;up there, to the point where you want to forgive the film&amp;#8217;s obvious flaws just because you feel like you&amp;#8217;re an invited guest at an intimate dinner party.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This horny, very funny staging of &lt;em&gt;Much Ado About Nothing&lt;/em&gt; is set in an opulent modern-day estate during a wedding, when distant friends and family gather together because &lt;strong&gt;they have to&lt;/strong&gt;. It&amp;#8217;s a cozy affair, and the actors are all practically flirting with Shakespeare&amp;#8217;s language (standouts include Clark Gregg, who wins this affable movie&amp;#8217;s coveted Most Affable award; Nathan Fillion, who feasts on his small comic-relief role; and Amy Acker as a strong, confident Beatrice). There&amp;#8217;s some silly physical comedy, willful deception on a large scale, and, because &lt;em&gt;Much Ado&lt;/em&gt; is arguably the world&amp;#8217;s first rom-com, every major player makes one asshole move that seems totally out of character. (Blame the writer for that last one.)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;But it&amp;#8217;s light and fun and funny and delightful&amp;#8212;it&amp;#8217;s so rare that a movie claps Shakespeare on the back like an old bud, rather than putting him up on a pedestal, like he&amp;#8217;s in a museum. Who cares if some of the acting is a little hambone? (Alexis Denisof&amp;#8217;s Benedick wavers between charming and cartoonish.) Or that the music, by Joss and Jed Whedon, is simply &lt;strong&gt;terrible&lt;/strong&gt;? Or that a few directorial tricks&amp;#8212;a  whooshing white-out transition between scenes is more jarring than useful&amp;#8212;seem more telenovela than feature film? Everybody is&amp;#8212;all together now&amp;#8212;having so much fun up there that you want to forgive them their trespasses. And so you do.&lt;/p&gt;
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        &lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Tonight&lt;/strong&gt;: If you&#39;re not going to &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.thestranger.com/Suggests/2013/05/16/1&quot;&gt;see Kay Ryan&lt;/a&gt; tonight, you have a few other attractive readings options. First, Gary Greenberg is at Town Hall reading from &lt;em&gt;The Book of Woe: The Making of DSM and the Unmaking of Psychiatry&lt;/em&gt;, which is a look at a book that has done a whole lot of damage to a whole lot of people in the last century. Second, Claire Messud reads &lt;em&gt;The Woman Upstairs&lt;/em&gt;, which is a novel described as a &quot;tour de force.&quot; Considering this is &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.nytimes.com/2013/05/03/books/the-woman-upstairs-by-claire-messud.html?pagewanted=all&amp;_r=0&quot;&gt;the very good Messud&lt;/a&gt;, that&#39;s saying something. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And there&#39;s another event tonight at a non-traditional reading venue, too. Hollow Earth Radio&amp;#8217;s &lt;a href=&quot;http://thefurnaceseattle.wordpress.com/&quot;&gt;Furnace Reading Series &lt;/a&gt;is a quarterly performance of adventurous literature, using music and other sound effects to enhance the experience. The latest performer, Kathlene Postma, is editor of the &lt;em&gt;Silk Road Literary Journal&lt;/em&gt;. She&amp;#8217;ll be performing a new short story titled &amp;#8220;Fetch&amp;#8221; with some sort of aural accompaniment, which should make this a unique performance experience. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;blogImageRight&quot; style=&quot;width:280px;&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.thestranger.com/binary/291c/1368738057-9780062200570.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;9780062200570.jpg&quot; title=&quot;&quot; width=&quot;268&quot; height=&quot;400&quot; /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Saturday&lt;/strong&gt;: B. Ruby Rich will discuss &lt;em&gt;New Queer Cinema&lt;/em&gt; at SIFF&#39;s Film Center at 4 pm, which should be an enjoyable  way to ease into the first weekend of SIFF. Joe Hill will be at University Book Store at 4 in the afternoon. Hill, who is Stephen King&#39;s son, will try to make asshole book reviewers stop referring to him as Stephen King&#39;s son with his new novel, &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.indiebound.org/book/9780062200570&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;NOS4A2&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/a&gt;. And the evening belongs to Eve Ensler, who&#39;s reading at Benaroya Hall. &lt;em&gt;The Vagina Monologues&lt;/em&gt; author/playwright/performer has a new book titled &lt;em&gt;In the Body of the World &lt;/em&gt;that discusses Ensler&amp;#8217;s personal experiences with cancer. This event is a fundraiser for Planned Parenthood, too, which makes it extra-recommendable.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Sunday&lt;/strong&gt;: Travis Nichols reads at Elliott Bay Book Company at 3 in the afternoon. &lt;em&gt;The More You Ignore Me&lt;/em&gt; is a novel narrated by a comment-thread troll. You can find my review of it &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/trolololol/Content?oid=16764888&quot;&gt;over in the book section this week&lt;/a&gt;, but the short version is that it&#39;s a well-written book about a very modern situation, and it&#39;s well worth your time. And Ilina Sen is at Town Hall at 5:30 pm. Sen is a &quot;feminist scholar, human-rights activist, and author&quot; who is globally admired. &lt;a href=&quot;http://southasia.oneworld.net/news/india-ilina-sen-trying-to-make-sense#.UZUumCvtgTw&quot;&gt;Here&#39;s an excerpt from her book&lt;/a&gt;, and &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.democracynow.org/appearances/ilina_sen&quot;&gt;here are links to all the Democracy Now! shows&lt;/a&gt; featuring her commentary. It should be a great cap on a great weekend. &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;Using &amp;#8216;wicked&amp;#8217; as a term of approval&amp;#8221; was first recorded in Fitzgerald&amp;#8217;s 1920 novel &lt;em&gt;This Side of Paradise&lt;/em&gt;, said Churchwell. And the &lt;strong&gt;act of partying (as a verb)&lt;/strong&gt; was first used by E. E. Cummings in a 1920 letter describing how he&amp;#8217;d &amp;#8220;partied&amp;#8221; in Paris.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Which means in a roundabout way, we have Cummings to thank for Rebecca Black&#39;s &quot;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0&quot;&gt;Friday&lt;/a&gt;.&quot; That&#39;s the kind of thing that&#39;ll break your brain if you think about it too much.&lt;/p&gt;
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        &lt;p&gt;Watch Tesla go from&lt;strong&gt; a Stimulus boondoggle to a thrilling private sector success&lt;/strong&gt; on Fox News in just over two minutes:&lt;/p&gt;
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    <pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 11:38:00 -0700</pubDate>
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            &lt;p&gt;The Roethke Reading is a Seattle institution in which the UW brings in contemporary poets of note to read and talk with students. To celebrate this &lt;b&gt;50th (!!?!!)&lt;/b&gt; Roethke Reading, the UW invited Kay Ryan. Ryan is one of those poets&amp;mdash;beautiful, capable of dropping &lt;b&gt;gut-punchingly magnificent phrases&lt;/b&gt; in every line&amp;mdash;who deserves every ounce of fame she&amp;rsquo;s received. And her legend keeps growing: She&amp;rsquo;s been a MacArthur Fellow and &lt;b&gt;the US poet laureate&lt;/b&gt;, and she is frequently published in the &lt;em&gt;New Yorker&lt;/em&gt;. This should be the kind of event that happens only twice a century. (&lt;em&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/uw_kane_hall/Location?oid=3939930&quot;&gt;Kane Hall&lt;/a&gt;, Room 130, UW Campus, &lt;a href=&quot;http://depts.washington.edu/engl/events/roethke.php&quot;&gt;depts.washington.edu/engl/events/roethke.php&lt;/a&gt;, 8 pm, free&lt;/em&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
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    <pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 11:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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        &lt;p&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;blogImageCenter&quot; style=&quot;width:512px;&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.startrekmovie.com/#image-5&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.thestranger.com/binary/100c/1368693330-screen_shot_2013-05-16_at_1.33.46_am.png&quot; alt=&quot;For the last time, I do not look like an otter!&quot; title=&quot;For the last time, I do not look like an otter!&quot; width=&quot;500&quot; height=&quot;333&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li class=&quot;imageCredit&quot;&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li class=&quot;imageCaption&quot;&gt;&quot;For the last time, I do &lt;em&gt;not&lt;/em&gt; look like an otter!&quot;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Though it&#39;s hard to write meaningfully about &lt;em&gt;Star Trek Into Darkness &lt;/em&gt;without spoiling anything&amp;#8212;it&#39;s packed with surprises&amp;#8212;this review will be&lt;strong&gt; spoiler-free&lt;/strong&gt;. Which means I have to keep the specifics about the plot to a minimum. (I&#39;ll do a spoiler-filled review after everyone gets a chance to see the movie this weekend.) So here goes: The crew of the Enterprise runs up against a mysterious man named John Harrison (Benedict Cumberbatch, a delight of growling disdain) and then they find themselves drawn into a much larger conflict that could imperil the entire United Federation of Planets. As is shown in the trailers and on the poster for the movie, the Enterprise suffers a considerable amount of damage along the way.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So let&#39;s start with the good news: With one unfortunate exception, the actors are all growing pleasantly into their roles. Some of them (Chris Pine as Kirk, Simon Pegg as Scotty) choose to riff on the performances of&lt;em&gt; Star Trek: The Original Series&lt;/em&gt; actors while wisely not hewing to staid impersonations. Zachary Quinto&#39;s eerily exact Spock feels less like a perfect copy of &lt;em&gt;ST:TOS&lt;/em&gt; Spock and more a kind of seance&amp;#8212;is it insulting to say that this is the role he was born to play? And Karl Urban&#39;s DeForest Kelley schtick, all bad metaphors and outraged puffery, is hambone acting at its finest, which makes sense, because no one in their right minds would want to watch an understated interpretation of Bones. Of all the actors in rebooted roles, Zoe Saldana gets shortest shrift. Her Uhura is &lt;strong&gt;an embarrassment&lt;/strong&gt;, the highest-profile female character in the movie pushed to the periphery, only earning a line when it&#39;s time for her to react to men, never truly getting a great moment of her own.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And now for the bad news: There&#39;s &lt;strong&gt;very little trekking&lt;/strong&gt; in this &lt;em&gt;Star Trek&lt;/em&gt;. Outside of a pre-credits taste of interstellar adventure involving a dilemma around that classic &lt;em&gt;Star Trek&lt;/em&gt; saw, the Prime Directive, way too much of this movie is set on Earth or is simply floating, semi-stationary, in outer space. The script from Roberto Orci, Alex Kurtzman, and Damon Lindelof doesn&#39;t get the point of &lt;em&gt;Star Trek&lt;/em&gt;, really: It&#39;s too petty and small and uninterested in adventure. A silly little analogy to current events wraps the movie in the wrong tone, and the pacing, with a series of tense, exciting action scenes layered between some very long expository passages, is downright weird. &lt;em&gt;Star Trek Into Darkness&lt;/em&gt; is a pretty thing to look at&amp;#8212;the 3D is decent, but by no means necessary for enjoyment of the movie&amp;#8212;but it&#39;s just so dumb and uninterested in the possibilities of the premise that it feels like a waste. And one of my favorite parts of the 2009 &lt;em&gt;Star Trek &lt;/em&gt;reboot, the commitment to comedic adventure, fails to materialize here. This movie is too busy dwelling in darkness to remember that &lt;em&gt;Star Trek&lt;/em&gt; should be about optimism and aspirations and fun, and that&#39;s a goddamned shame.&lt;/p&gt;
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        &lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.gq.com/entertainment/celebrities/201305/ricky-gervais-gq-interview-comedy-issue-june-2013?currentPage=1&quot;&gt;This prickly &lt;em&gt;GQ &lt;/em&gt;interview with Ricky Gervais&lt;/a&gt; is fascinating, because it touches on all kinds of awkward issues that are really important for comedians who become popular. It even begins awkwardly:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;GQ: You&#39;ve often said one reason the character of David Brent worked so well is because he has a blind spot about how people see him.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ricky Gervais: Yeah. That&#39;s exactly what we&#39;re laughing at.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;GQ: Do you ever worry that could be true about yourself?&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ricky Gervais: This will sound arrogant: I don&#39;t worry about it at all. I think I&#39;m pretty self-aware. I think I know what I&#39;m doing. You know when you&#39;ve been a prat, you know when you&#39;re being a prat, you know when something sounds pretentious. But you&#39;re right&amp;#8212;by definition you don&#39;t know. It&#39;s funny, Christopher Guest said to me&amp;#8212;we were talking about comedians we used to like and if people go off the boil&amp;#8212;and he was basically saying: &quot;What if we become the people we don&#39;t rate anymore? What if we lose it and we don&#39;t know it?&quot; And I went [&lt;em&gt;grins&lt;/em&gt;], &quot;Who cares?&quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;GQ: Surely you&#39;ve already heard people saying that you&#39;ve lost it?&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ricky Gervais: Yeah. But then I sell 30,000 tickets in an hour. So what have I lost?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The interviewer, Chris Heath, asks all sorts of great questions about what it means to portray a vain, narcissistic character for so long that people start to believe you&#39;re that vain, narcissistic character. And Gervais mostly blows off the questions, which is maybe a telling way of answering those questions.&lt;/p&gt;
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    <pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 16:19:40 -0700</pubDate>
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        &lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.deseretnews.com/article/865580063/Mitt-Romney-to-live-in-Utah-2-at-least-some-of-the-time.html&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;Deseret News&lt;/em&gt; reports&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;HOLLADAY &amp;#8212; Mitt Romney is once again going to live in Utah.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Romney is building a new home in Holladay by the only one of his five sons who lives in Utah, Josh, and plans to live nearby while the house is being built, a source told the Deseret News Wednesday.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;When Romney had political aspirations, he couldn&#39;t make a home in Utah&amp;#8212;a Mormon politician from Utah would have been national political suicide not so long ago&amp;#8212;but now that Romney&#39;s got more money than Richie Rich&#39;s first ex-wife and he doesn&#39;t have to give a shit about what anybody thinks, he&#39;s going to live where he feels most comfortable. And that&#39;s Utah.&lt;/p&gt;
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        &lt;p&gt;After a shitty week for the White House, they&#39;ve finally responded to two of the nine hundred or so scandals that have erupted in the last few days.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;1&lt;/strong&gt;. The White House just &lt;a href=&quot;https://twitter.com/AP/status/334777143806533632&quot;&gt;released one hundred pages&lt;/a&gt; of e-mails and notes on Benghazi that journalists are currently combing through. You can &lt;a href=&quot;http://swampland.time.com/2013/05/15/read-newly-released-benghazi-emails/&quot;&gt;find the papers right here&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;and, more importantly:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;2&lt;/strong&gt;. The Obama Administration is &lt;a href=&quot;http://thinkprogress.org/justice/2013/05/15/2017101/white-house-revives-media-shield-bill-to-protect-journalists/&quot;&gt;trying to push through a new media protection bill&lt;/a&gt;, in the wake of its shameful treatment of AP reporters.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Under fire for the Justice Department&amp;#8217;s surveillance of AP reporters&amp;#8217; phone records, the White House is pushing to revive a &amp;#8220;media shield&amp;#8221; bill to protect reporters who refuse to identify confidential sources. Sen. Chuck Schumer (D-NY) received a call Wednesday from the White House asking him to reintroduce his 2009 bill.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It&#39;ll be interesting to see if Republicans, who suddenly developed a passion for defending the press once the Obama administration mistreated the press, will follow through and vote for this bill. Neither of these actions resolve any of this week&#39;s scandals&amp;#8212;I get the sense that Republicans think they can ride this Benghazi thing to overwhelming victories in 2014, if not 2016&amp;#8212;but it&#39;s at least a small step in the right direction, and an attempt to gain some control over what political columnists like to call &quot;the narrative.&quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;UPDATE&lt;/strong&gt;: And &lt;strong&gt;3&lt;/strong&gt;. &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/15/obama-irs-scandal_n_3281673.html&quot;&gt;From the Huffington Post&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;President Barack Obama announced on Wednesday that Steven Miller, the acting director of the Internal Revenue Service, had &lt;strong&gt;resigned &lt;/strong&gt;amid criticism over the tax agency&#39;s handling of conservative groups seeking tax-exempt status.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;
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        &lt;p&gt;Our exhaustive guide to SIFF is &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/Siff&quot;&gt;live on our site &lt;/a&gt;and physically arriving on the streets of Seattle even as you read this. You already know where to go to &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/Siff&quot;&gt;look up individual movies&lt;/a&gt; and &lt;a href=&quot;http://slog.thestranger.com/slog/archives/siff/&quot;&gt;read all our Slog entries about SIFF&lt;/a&gt;. But did you know that you can&lt;strong&gt; also read our reviews and descriptions of every single SIFF movie&lt;/strong&gt; all in one ridiculously long document? It&#39;s true! And it may just be the best way to discover that hidden cinematic gem you didn&#39;t realize you&#39;ve been missing all your life.&lt;/p&gt;
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        &lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Pitch Black &lt;/em&gt;was a fun little pulpy creature feature. I think I tried to watch &lt;em&gt;The Chronicles of Riddick&lt;/em&gt; once, but I certainly didn&#39;t get all the way through. Now, nine years later, the third movie starring Vin Diesel as Riddick is about to be released. It&#39;s titled &lt;em&gt;Riddick&lt;/em&gt;. Here&#39;s a trailer:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Is it me, or did that trailer feel like five times longer than it really was?&lt;/p&gt;
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    <pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 12:29:27 -0700</pubDate>
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        &lt;p&gt;Well, then,&lt;a href=&quot;http://frontburner.dmagazine.com/2013/05/14/hear-richard-p-sheridans-vile-voicemail-tirade-after-losing-his-dallas-city-council-election-bid/&quot;&gt; today&#39;s your lucky day&lt;/a&gt;, I guess.&lt;/p&gt;
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    <pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 11:24:45 -0700</pubDate>
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        &lt;p&gt;This certainly doesn&#39;t bode well for Google Glass:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;blockquote class=&quot;twitter-tweet&quot;&gt;Rep. Bachmann tries out Google Glass at House &lt;a href=&quot;https://twitter.com/search/%23GOP&quot;&gt;#GOP&lt;/a&gt; mtg &lt;a href=&quot;http://t.co/fe3WE9thc6&quot; title=&quot;http://twitter.com/LukeRussert/status/334670350409404416/photo/1&quot;&gt;twitter.com/LukeRussert/st&amp;#8230;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;#8212; Luke Russert (@LukeRussert) &lt;a href=&quot;https://twitter.com/LukeRussert/status/334670350409404416&quot;&gt;May 15, 2013&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;script async src=&quot;//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js&quot; charset=&quot;utf-8&quot;&gt;&lt;/script&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I hope Newt Gingrich got a pair, too. Newt seems like the kind of guy who&#39;d love Google Glass.&lt;/p&gt;
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    <pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 11:00:04 -0700</pubDate>
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        &lt;p&gt;Sometimes&amp;#8212;not &lt;em&gt;every&lt;/em&gt; time, mind you, but &lt;em&gt;sometimes&lt;/em&gt;&amp;#8212;the best way to demonstrate how a piece of art is sexist is by employing&lt;strong&gt; an equal amount of sexism in the other direction&lt;/strong&gt;. The story of &lt;a href=&quot;http://thehawkeyeinitiative.com/post/50432219744/special-guest-edition-the-hawkeye-initiative-irl&quot;&gt;Bro-sie the Riveter &lt;/a&gt;is an example of a time when that tactic worked perfectly.&lt;/p&gt;
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    <pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 08:00:37 -0700</pubDate>
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        &lt;em&gt;The Iceman&lt;/em&gt;: Michael Shannon Shines in a Leaden Mob-Clich&amp;eacute; Fest
          
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            &lt;p&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;dropcap&quot;&gt;M&lt;/span&gt;ichael Shannon, with his unparalleled track record of convincingly playing freaks and psychos, is a perfect choice to play Richard Kuklinski, the real-life mafia hit man who murdered more than a hundred people. Shannon doesn&#39;t fall prey to the obvious and portray Kuklinski as a man with two nuanced sides&amp;mdash;he&#39;s a one-sided sociopath. Though Kuklinski has a wife and daughters, Shannon never tries to convince us that he&#39;s a normal guy. This is an opportunistic maniac who probably would&#39;ve wound up a serial killer if the mob hadn&#39;t offered him a good-paying job first.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Unfortunately, Shannon&#39;s supporting cast leaves him adrift. Winona Ryder gives a hapless, Lifetime-caliber supporting performance as Kuklinski&#39;s wife, and Ray Liotta, as Kuklinski&#39;s boss, is a photocopy of a photocopy of a photocopy of himself in every other mob movie he&#39;s ever starred in. Only Chris Evans is playing on Shannon&#39;s level, in the guise of an even-more-twisted killer who partners up with Kuklinski. As Mr. Freezy (the killer operates out of an ice-cream truck), Evans is virtually unrecognizable as the man who&#39;s played Captain America twice. Freezy kills because he enjoys it, while Kuklinski is &quot;merely&quot; scratching an itch.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;One wonders what could have happened if &lt;em&gt;The Iceman&lt;/em&gt; had started with a decent script, rather than the leaden mob clich&amp;eacute;fest that director and cowriter Ariel Vromen saddled his production with. Vromen&#39;s directorial eye for his crew&#39;s excellent production values (the wardrobe and facial hair are about as delightfully appropriate to the movie&#39;s 1960s and &#39;70s setting as you can get without crossing over into parody) almost makes up for his deficiencies in the screenwriting department. Almost. But Evans and Shannon both put on such an amazing show that you can&#39;t help but wonder what would have happened if the rest of the movie had managed to keep up with them. &lt;img src=&quot;/images/rec_star.gif&quot; width=&quot;10&quot; height=&quot;10&quot; alt=&quot;recommended&quot; border=
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