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Drunk of the Week

So a Furry Walks into a Bar...

Drunk of the Week

Kelly O

Kind of like bronies, Trekkies, Juggalos, and even looners (balloon fetishists—no, really, look it up!), furries fly under the radar most of the time. I mean, you see 'em so infrequently, they almost seem like an urban myth. Then one comes walking into a bar and waves at you, and you just plain drop a full bottle of Budweiser right on the floor, shattering it in a million pieces. Sorry about that, furry man—I'm glad you exist, and you just keep on doin' your thang. WOOF! recommended

 

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Why am I thinking of George Clooney right now?
Posted by auntie grizelda on March 31, 2014 at 4:20 PM · Report this
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Thanks for choosing me, I'm flattered.

I was really just there as my boyfriend's service dog, and the staff didn't even make me wear my leash! I love Seattle. :)
Posted by Spinyfur on March 30, 2014 at 3:47 PM · Report this
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maybe the guy in black was security
Posted by grace on March 28, 2014 at 10:11 AM · Report this
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"What does the fox say"? Drink-da, drink-da, drink-da, drink!
Posted by Momma on March 27, 2014 at 12:59 PM · Report this
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The inside of that furrie outfit is probably crusted with dried essence of furrie...
Posted by Arthur Zifferelli on March 26, 2014 at 11:05 PM · Report this
freesandbags 2
Help control the furrie population, have your furrie spayed or neutered. please. Rock On K.OOO.
Posted by freesandbags on March 26, 2014 at 9:24 PM · Report this
Texas10R 1
Why is the man in black blurred? Is he yet another Christian fundamentalist politician who has yet to "evolve" and wishes also to remain "below radar" ? Or perhaps Kelly O has taken the artistic liberty to simulate his state of cognitive function after X number of Budwisers...and seeing double furries?
Posted by Texas10R on March 26, 2014 at 1:13 PM · Report this

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