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How to Be a Champion Beer Drinker (and Not Puke on Your Shoes)

Drunk of the Week

Photo by Kelly O

Nat of the band Sandrider. He is a premier champion chugger.

In honor of The Stranger's Back to School issue, here are some tips to help YOU become a world-champion chugger. (1) Fuck microbrew! If you're at any party for more than two hours, y'need "water-beer" (Rainier, Pabst, or anything "lite"). (2) Skip the bong. Keg stands are cool, but say "no-no-no!" to the beer bong. (3) Before-and-after pizza. A beer drinker's superfood. Thick crust and light cheese is A+. (4) You can puke if you wanna! The party's not over, but you're just too full. It's okay to puke! Just watch your aim, and keep 'er neat and discreet. recommended

 

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Oooh, and more photos, and some links to Sandrider's music over here:
http://lineout.thestranger.com/lineout/a…
Posted by Kelly O on September 19, 2013 at 3:23 PM · Report this
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@2 - That'd be "Ashley Alaska!" Super champion chugger!!
http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/drunk…
Posted by Kelly O on September 19, 2013 at 2:48 PM · Report this
Godzilla1916 3
^^^No you mean SKANK-orage!

This is your down down song
It isn't very long
Drink chug a-lug, Drink Chug a-lug!
Posted by Godzilla1916 on September 19, 2013 at 9:35 AM · Report this
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Although I am impressed by the local Rainier Brewery labels, I think I remember a party girl from Alaska who could seriously chug-a-lug and give these guys some fierce competition!!
Kelly O--refresh my memory--I 've forgotten her name, but was she from Anchorage?
Posted by auntie grizelda on September 18, 2013 at 9:32 PM · Report this
freesandbags 1
Chug,chug,chug,chug!
Posted by freesandbags on September 18, 2013 at 9:12 PM · Report this

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