The sun is shining again, and my mind keeps wandering to Harmony Korine's new teensploitation film, Spring Breakers. What if instead of Panama City, Florida, the film was set in Seattle? Would the girls have tattoos and wear black instead of neon? Would the rapper character look less like Riff Raff and/or Dangeruss and more like Macklemore? Instead of swimming pools and hot tubs, would they have threesomes in expensive bars filled with taxidermy and reclaimed wood? These are the questions that burn in my brain.