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Drunk of the Week

Amy A. Acrobat

Drunk of the Week

Kelly O

Next time you're drunk and you say to yourself,
"Hey, I'm gonna show evvv'reeeee'body in the room how I can do a motherfucking handstand!" you should first ask yourself, "Wait, do I have testicles?" If the answer is "yes," please refrain from such an action. If the answer is "no," please remember that the dismount might still be a killer. recommended

 

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@7 - Oh noooo! Anne not Amy.... I was a little drunk myself

@8 - No. Spilled everywhere, with a beautiful crash
Posted by Kelly O on January 28, 2013 at 3:54 PM · Report this
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Were the drinks okay?
Posted by Priorities on January 25, 2013 at 4:46 PM · Report this
ann1ecru1se 7
It's Ann(i)e.
Posted by ann1ecru1se http://www.facebook.com/anne.cruse1 on January 24, 2013 at 4:26 PM · Report this
Godzilla1916 6
Well, for less than a second there she was all the success she thought she was. She's a STAR!
Posted by Godzilla1916 on January 24, 2013 at 10:42 AM · Report this
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And I'll bet she didn't feel a thing going down.
Posted by auntie grizelda on January 23, 2013 at 10:54 PM · Report this
freesandbags 4
Wow!! My future ex-wife. Please have her call me.
Posted by freesandbags on January 23, 2013 at 9:24 PM · Report this
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new kind of pole dancing?
Posted by downtownkitty on January 23, 2013 at 6:45 PM · Report this
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Whatchu got against balls?
Posted by paulus on January 23, 2013 at 6:36 PM · Report this
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I believe this was all just a ploy on her part to drunk dry hump the table. She looks a bit sated in the 2nd pic...
Posted by Arturo Bandini on January 23, 2013 at 9:12 AM · Report this

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