Drunk of the Week
Amy A. Acrobat
Next time you're drunk and you say to yourself,
"Hey, I'm gonna show evvv'reeeee'body in the room how I can do a motherfucking handstand!" you should first ask yourself, "Wait, do I have testicles?" If the answer is "yes," please refrain from such an action. If the answer is "no," please remember that the dismount might still be a killer.