January 9, 2013

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Drunk of the Week

Who Loves the Seattle Seahawks?

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Drunk of the Week

Kelly O

"Woooooooooo-wooo-WOOO!"

Certainly not these people! They have ZERO LOVE for the 'Hawks. NONE! They were trying to have a nice, quiet beer on Sunday afternoon at Auto Battery on Capitol Hill when someone turned on all the television sets. I mean, look at them! They don't even LIKE football. I overheard one of them asking the bartender if he could change the station to "golf." GOLF! Can you believe it?* recommended

*This column is 100 percent lies, except for the part about drinking beer.

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1
The Hawks are going down. Big time!
Go Falcons!
Posted by boses on January 9, 2013 at 10:05 AM · Report
Frank Blethen's vodka distiller 2
@1 Not likely. Atlanta's about to be burned by another guy named Sherman.
Posted by Frank Blethen's vodka distiller on January 9, 2013 at 10:44 AM · Report
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Go Ptarmigans! Go Albatrosses!
Posted by ctmcmull on January 9, 2013 at 1:38 PM · Report
freesandbags 4
SSEEEAAAHHHAAWWKKSS!!
Posted by freesandbags on January 9, 2013 at 9:47 PM · Report
Godzilla1916 5
Glorious! Victorious! One keg of beer for the FoouuRRRR of US! Glory b to Kelly that there are no more of us, for one ALONE, can drink it all, DAMN NEAR, pass the BEER, to the (Hawk) Hounds!
Posted by Godzilla1916 on January 10, 2013 at 2:50 PM · Report
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Ahem. @1: See @2. Go, Seahawks!!!
Was that polite enough?
Posted by auntie grizelda on January 11, 2013 at 3:52 AM · Report

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